i am straight and female and of legal age so

lmao

yes. i have

here have a fridge sticker

sad!

sad!

thnks!

i love stickers

depression!

is pepsi ok?

dani why do you hate me so much

Back bitches!

dani doesnt hate you

ive never drunked pepsie before

cause you're ugly

yes dani does

dani hate themselves.

LOL TRUUUUU

XD

<:LUL:258081259220107265>

bro...epic.

XDDDDDDD

like antifreeze every time i see plums messages

EKCKSEEEEDEEE

dani is uggee too

eggs deee

:^)

dani is memeing

veggy stfu

es ok

u quasimodo looking bitch

ok

dani just needs a hug

go back to the bell tower

it ok

and careless whisper played

i will pop your fucking jaw

gay boy

you should go vegan ill make you look better

😉

shut up daisy

itll

yeah shut up daisy

do it nibba.

fite me rn.

go vegan

vegan bodeeeeeeh

veganarian

eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm a strict no retard diet

MY VEGAN BODYYYYYYYYYY!!!

that's why i have veggy blocked

im a humanitarian, i eat only human meat

nah i am not vegan.

dani stop taking ur anger out on others

its making me

i like meat too much.

sad

😢

who is angry

we are here for you ok

shhhh

its ok

i have ascended beyond anger

we are here

listening

dani is the ultimate lifeform

victoria you're doing what we call 'projecting'

and you should stop immediately

*ascended*

projecting what

concern

yeah i'm basically god

care

i feel no pain

dani is the lord

precisely

lets start a cult

yep

do that

k onion

join my vegan cult

dani: the father
sam: the son
no one is the holy spirit because you're all fucking idiots

aw

sam

r u ok

can i be the holy spirit

i agree

no

do u need a hug as well

Im cool

no

no

clyd you can be like

r u sure?

co-co-co holy spirit

we are here for you as well

OH CAN I BE THE PRIEST

advisor

what could I be

yeah sure

you're everything wrong with plum

head priest

sam, we can go in the love shck vc. cry this out

aw

calling dibs on the priest

ill sing careless whisper

you can cry

it'll help

i promise

what have i said about myself that is wrong tho.

the love shack? is that what your boyfriend calls the room where you fuck other guys in front of him

i would definitely cry if i ever had to listen to you for more than two seconds

toast

aw

you mean read you silly goose!

what

and sam. dont kink shame. thats not ok

it's voice chat

tsssk

i misread. i am sorry dani

forgive me

hmmmm

ok

im glad you accepted

my apology

yes

yes.

when did he kink shame

why do people buy expensive food

i eat out of necessity

sam burned me about my boyfriend fucking other guys in front of me.

idfk

oh.

when i say expensive i mean like those extremely specil foods

is that a kink?

thats called cucking!

cuz they're hungry dude

and have money

oh

ok

i have not heard of cucking.

id rather spend all my money on anime hentai body pillows

though i have heard of other kinks.

anime hentai lol

n a h

jokes on you

i

dont really watch anime

killer queen has already touched that body pillow.

BITES THE DUSTO.

I like feather pillows.

god fuck off plum

aw what

toast'

what do i keep doing wrong

Talking to sjws is like talking to an idiotic brick wall

lol fuck feminists xDD triggered?

If that dumb thot opens her mouth again, I swear to allah she will taste my shoe

hey alex

lm0

brb taking a shower gotta go fastest shower known to mankind

Anybody else watch Tom Scott on YT?

anyone else wanna kick the shit out of ned nigby on discord?

Nazi fuck

Morning

morning

Think you can have a more civilized conversation with a brick wall

Australia is the only first world country in the southern hemisphere

alright lets get some stuff out of the way

if you dont own a harmonica

get out

What about NZ?

nz is a sheep shagging shithole

Or isn't south Africa first world?

Or Indonesia

Those are some 1st world countries the southern hemisphere

@nah ⛓

south africa most certaintly isnt first world lol

indonesia isnt either

you crazy bruh

What ever

Still NZ

They have sheep and hobbits

of course they're first world

they were an american ally as long as they've been around

>south africa

>first world

south africa is doomed

wait.

do you guys think i am an sjw?

well, considering 'first world' is a cold war term...

first world best world

Huh I thought I posted something but I can't remember where I did it . Oh well

hey

Moist cucks

_moist_

hey fags

FUCK

I JUST FELT LOTION BUST UNDER MY ASS NOOOOOOO

That wasn't lotion

It was your hemorrhoids

Warm and gooey

Ye

Blood is the best lubricant

i'm 18

stop

This matter does not concern you, child

Go play with your transformer dolls or something

@Sarcastro do you have a snapchat

@nah ⛓ I don't use it
Coz I'm fugly

Impossible

What is it though

FUCK!!!

FUCK!!!!!

Don't say that in a Christian discord

my pupils are HUGE

daddy

yes, princess?

i want to die

please kill me

okay baby girl

*shoots*

thank u

np baby

"*shoots*"

Crying

thank u again

goddamn

<:Thonkang:236934277550440460>

I refuse to damn

I am the majestic skydaddy

Damn Daniel 😜

My head itches.

2-D is back.

nic

Hi Cyan.

Bored again.

I got books to read

I'm essited

Cool.

Still bored though.

Opinions on BF1??

I dunno.

I heard people say the game was to SJW for having a few African American soldiers

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Just learned how to do that.

Well it's a bit odd to see the British military be more diverse than the Turkish army

On the western front

^^^^^^^^^^