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Ugh

Rant time

What's the deal with women complaining about having to carry the baby? You only carry it for 9 months, where us men carry millions of them for years at a time!

Okay but the same goes for women.

There's this really hot guy that works at the place I'm getting my pizza from

The eggs in us are there when we are born and begin to age.

He has tattoos and really big gauges

Ask him for him if they serve whole salami on the side

I don't know if that's how you spell it

So not only do we carry the babies for all of our life, we also have to carry them for 9 months and painful birth.

Or if that's what they're even called

Yes, @Sammi.

What? @Spirit

Gauges

Spirit D'flowered

I think I fucked up the spelling

I don't lnow

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Gauges

I probably spelled it wrpng

Fuck

No

Right

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This lady accidentally gave me a quarter now I feel bad cause I told the quarter this lady gave me

Took*

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I'm gonna give it back

Go buy a gumball

Once, some shady guy asked me if I had a quarter.

I totally forgot if I even ordered

He was like "psst, hey kid, gotta quarter?"

I'm really tired rn

Sorry I'd I don't make much sense rn

You make lots of cents

Mostly quarters

P yeah the guy told me I ordered

Ask your crush out @Spirit

driving in baytown is fucking stressful holy shit
also on the way home i was just following the flow of traffic. i didn
didn't even realize i was going 90 mph

@Deleted User I have a boyfriend lol

It was just an observation that this guy was hot

Ask your bf is he wants to have a 3 way

He probably thinks I'm really weird thoughts

You will not regret it

Though*

No

Nah

I don't want a 3way

A 2 way?

That guy delivered to my house once and I accidentally came to the door with no pants

I had a long shirt on

Just no pants

Did his jaw go droppy?

It was really embarrassing

The hot guy from hee knows what I look like pantsless

He probably felt really uncomfortable

Hee?

Here*

Ohh

Maybe it made his day, who knows?

I'm sure it made his day to look at my massive cellulite ridden thighs

Yup

His gauges are massive though

Cellulite isn't a bad thing imo

They're like the size of cookies his gauges

It just is.

Ask him if you can lock them

That would be fun

Lock them?

With a lock

I couldn't give the quarter lady back her quarter

RIP

I feel like a dick

But I have pizza

His ears probably look like vagina's when he takes them out

But that's OK

pizzaaa yessss

Good morniunbbf

Morning

I'm eating pizza

Pizzaaaaa

How long must you scream at the void before it screams back

Some times it never will

Doo doo do do do doooo

I don't even know lol

Lmfao

Anyone remember that kickstarter video Anita Sarkeesian made falsely claiming to be a gamer? Since she's ending those awful gaming videos I was thinking about it again.

Anyway, in that propaganda video she used to claim to be a gamer to get people to give her money, when she was "playing" a game on the 360.... the controller wasn't even turned on.

I just find it hilarious how they made such an obvious oversight.

The people giving her money aren't gamers either.

It's just feminist propaganda.

I found a picture of it. I'll throw it in Cancer.

wtf

i just cried and it made a perfect heart on my pillow

y'all don't even understand

like it's PERFECT

Prove it @dani(el)

Haha that random Jew star in the picture @Emma

Well have to go later nerds.