@Repzion SEND ME THAT DIK IN THE DMS PAPI

HAHAHAHA

@Sarcastro why?

it still hurts @Wangataro

So I had a BMX bike that had a manual break and a trick assist think that only stopped the back wheel to help you do tricks, and when I was a kid, I hit the trick one by acident durring a race and busted my head open on the horrible road

I saw that in the skate park when I was a kid

Fucking bone was sticking out of his leg

I was saying it was gross

"ahahaha"?

Because your knee bent backwards

@Repzion U NO U WANT 2

I'm screaming

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've hit the front brake and gone over the fucking handlebars _INTO TRAFFIC._

man I'm like semi-crippled for life

mfw i was barely concious

like a Skyrim city guard

Could you kick yourself in the face

Arrow to the knee

mfw i went to sleep after hitting my head once

I used to work at a hospital so injuries don't bother me too much. I was at the ER waiting for the fresh patients lol

fuk metal peddles

I remember when I could use my knees

See, Daniel probably ran away

But then I took an arrow to the knee

@Thresh yes. I had to hold my knee in place with my hands while I took another bus home

mfw my brother tried to jump over the medal poles infront of walmart and fractured his elbow

Lll

only on my porch the adrenaline let me go and the pain set in

A buddy of mine at school ran as fast as he could toward a table under a canopy. He fucking rammed his head into one of the metal bars at full speed and knocked himself out for a solid 15 seconds.

@Thresh Midgets can

@Spirit kek

There was this one lady that had a heart attack right in front of me and I stopped whatever I was doing to do cpr. It was a stressful 2 years

this conversation keeps taking 180 turns

2 years of cpr

lol

Ikr

Damn son

That's like the slowest response time ever

I mean I worked at the ER for 2 years lol

Oh lol

Oh, nice.

I graduated early from HS at 16 and went to college right after

Got my certificate and starting working where I was interning

I'm a dropout cause of bullying lol

Furball, get back in the trunk.

I didn't go to public school until I was 18.

No

I've missed out on so many good educational chances because I don't feel like puting in the extra work

@💧HisoMachi💖 did the lady live though?

Then I passed within a year.

I saw a lot of things that went behind the scenes

Man

Some nurses are pieces of shit

I want to be a DJ

You and me both.

So before I make the drop

@Sarcastro yeah she did

I just change it to spongebob

Idk what I wanna do in life

I wanna be that one guy that purposly hurts himself in public places so he can sue the place

<:feels:280645240572870656>

@Wangataro @Kojach Limeryn I tried to be a DJ once. Ended up becoming a failure though

A lot of people I took care of didn't make it and I was just so scarred from it

I've looked into radio stations online and into local stations, but everyone's all booked up.

@new account Jesse 1767 so a piece of shit?

Nothing really interests me that much

lmao sure

@Sarcastro why?

^

nah but honestly I'm setting my self up to be a lawyer atm

Becaue I have no motivation or musical talent

Now I work at an airport and loving every minute of it. At least the patients I had really loved me

@Sarcastro oh, now that's just quitter talk😤😤😤

I have four quarters

I can hold them in my belly

It's dope

I just used Traktor 2 and large heaphones to impress that grill and ditched the whole idea after one night

Music, cars, people. If I could get a job driving a wrecker truck and listening to music on the clock I'd be all good.

I've tried to learn the violin but failed and now I wanna learn the piano just so I can play rag time

Become a russian bus driver?

But

2 out of the 3 people i live with dropped out of highschool <:feels:280645240572870656> they set really good examples tbh

Didn't you hear?

Rag time is too classic not to learn to play

I can fit

Four

Quarters

In

you can drive people around while blasting the shitiest music you could think of

My

Belly

Dope

four quarters of what?

As

Fuck

Learn polka

Four quarters

Alright guys I'm off to bed. NightB

I have a polka Playlist in my spotify lol

bye bye bro