But you dont right names in it

I used to watch rep when he was christian

I have 2cara

*cat

topkek

**cats

I can't spell ffs

No you can't spell

Back bitches!

Kek

Vegeta is ded

He blue himself up

Im getting a birb in 3 months

dia I wanna be beside you and just let the bunny

birbles

Oh man

im geting an abortion in 3 months

Name the Birb Bort

I put some pick of him up yesterday

Birbies

You might have seen

His name is Marshall already

woah

shoulda named the birb melon

My birb will live over 60 years lol

Hes already 1.2yers old

Unless I eat the birb for dinner

No an eclectus

i have a bird except its a cassowary

Almost got a maccaw rho

it can kick through a brick wall

Tho

Don't eat his relatives in front of him

@Kraut give me attention?

Look in pics ill post pics again

Above all things, above all thing;s, for the above aveerage hooome.

That fucking commercial plays literally all the damn time

the call isn't out there at all

it's inside meeeee

with me it's fucking nationwide

huh

Natioon wide is on your siiide

Dont put your fingers near a maccaws beak geez

pf

My baby bird is strong enough to break your finger already

Not even kidding

Pics are up

Cancer

Pure

Fucking

Cancer

thats a cute as bird

theres a few parrots on my block

It's all fun and games until the birb mistakes your dick for a worm

Why the fuck would you have your dick close enough for it to think its a worm

why not

U might b a nudist

@vegeta u have cancer too now? Suckage

I have stage ten cancer

stage ten. you are dead in multiple lives

All of my limbs have fallen off and im typing with the remains of my toungue

no

If your dead inside when you die, does that mean your Ghost is alive?

there is no afterlife dummy

no because your ghost is you in your purest form

you wont get a ghost tumor

unless you're emma

But I want a ghost tumor

Ooooh shots fired

then i have bad news

Wheeze

What if when you die you don't actually die but your soul is transfered to another you in an alternate reality where you are alive and that's why you experience deja vu

Wtf is a soul

haha >implying the afterlife is real

haha>Implying we actually have souls

its fucking edgy

but

Usually when i get dejavu its when im thinking about something or walking somewhere not when im dying

everything we feel is just a chemical reaction

Life isn't real it's all just cognitive thought brought up by a computer program

Is that why attraction is called chemistry

I just took the biggest shit and clogged the toilet

Congrats

Thanks

Im proud

You should be

I clogged my toilet earlier with a humungus shit 😉

That's an amazing feat

I held it for like a day and a half

Ya'll niggas better get who im referencing

Ty

I have pussy cancer

Can i have a medal

My dick folded inside out

Lolololol

I was suppose to be a tumor before I was born

It kinda looks like one i guess

When I was small I was terrified that 1.) I'd wake up pregnant or 2.) I'd wake up with a penis

I thought that rough bit just inside up the top was cancer lol

Waking up with a vagina is my wet dream