ASPARAGUS ANAL PROLAPSE.

You called for me

Y'all don't know what a creature is

Nubbie

Is a creature

Asparagus-*induced* anal prolapse.

Sexy

Yum

You know...

The internet is filled with depraved people.

And loners.

Me

And people who, under any circumstances, shouldn't be trusted with a computer.

Should?

So, who in their right fucking mind decided "you know what's sexy?"

I'm confused-

Me

Whatever it is was me

"I think fucking someones asshole until it comes inside out is hot. Let's make a genre of porn about that!"

Who the fuck thinks that?

>when you find out a group of people who falsely reported you to the police

What kind of anesthetics does a person need to have to get his/her anus prolapsed?

*ew now is the time I'll let myself out*

NOPE WASN'T ME

Jesus H. Christ.

My boyfriend wants to have butt sex with me

I told him I'd kill him

He likes AIDS.

So what?

I mean, all you need is vaginal and oral, and you're set.

*boi bye*

Grease up the pig for me, Nubs.

*NOOOOOO*

*Yes...*

*nopes out*

Now, who wants to play a game of Uno?

Nahh-

Let's play a game.

Let's play with my d.

Nah

D-UI records.

I really want my license back.

Please help me...

*sobs*

No

Let's play the song game

*Throws my car at you.*

The End.

Now, off to Vol. 2.

Do you ever know how to play the song game

It's where you strip to a song you know.

I got it.

Nah

I can't sleep 😢

what up cuck bois

I can't wake up.

I can't

I can't sleep and I'm tired

Who wants some kush?

I would love to sleep forever-

*that's a lovely vacation*

You can sleep when you're dead

until then, harass people on discord

O god Nubbie lol

Who wants a nice fist up their bum-bum?

Lol hii spirit

Don't worry, it'll only increase anal bandwidth.

Hiiiiii

@Spirit Goodbyeeeeeee...

AND DIIIIIIIIIIE.

It's raising I think

O no

Oh yeah

Maybe I should go to the nearest train station and sleep on the train tracks

Nah

Someone nail me to a cross

Noooòo

bill nye is a cunt

wake me up inside

I'll settle for being gay in Iran

K

😓

Or maybe skinny dipping in a flood

He puts science on his title, and he thinks he knows everything about gender, global warming etc

thats not how science works

Sky diving attached to a fridge

Hey guys, what are signs of cancer in the anus?

god the fucking DP discord as soon as i confront them they ban me

The intense craving for songs made by Tears For Fears.

*well I'll be going now-*

O wait, I think I'm falling asleep

O shit

The extreme interest in playing the bass.

Goodnight

Goodnight again

But bass is cool

Seriously though, what are signs of cancer?

And random episodes of reenacting some of the greatest movies from the 80s-90s.

I'm flying rn

Well, anal cancer generally produce abscesses inside the rectal wall.