That's right

So basically, you win

I don't care about this stuff

i dont care about u

I care about you tho

I care about death and also potato chips

were all gonna die

What?

Also most of us will consume potato chips

He wins?

fuck off

*deep*

We solve this with a battle to the death

Don't tell him to fuck off, you fuck off

Karate Kid II style

rip

Nah

I guess I gotta fuck off

How about fuck on?

how about

how about pissed on

how about u shut up

😡

Oh shit

You got jazz fingered bro

whoa

*it's just a prank bro*

*sigh*

@Deleted User ily

What up curren?

I take everything on here literally

*shoots in abdomen* come on bro just a prank

Idk man

I keep seeing less and less of a reason to be here?

@Deleted User ily

In this chat?

why?

@ooo @carlsbad thanks?

no like

in life

Is it bad to listen to Everybody Wants To Rule The World whilst masturbating?

yes

Well, there is a reason why you're here. I'm sorry you're not feeling so great.. but dont do anything that could hurt you

But in a good way.

Masturbating in general is bad.
God will cut your hand off and feed it to the hogs

He can try, but the power of Satan will guide me.

Your hands were made for praising the lord. Not for the stroking of genitals.

^

preach

😇

@Deleted User you seem cool bro

That's why I cut mine off 😑

@ooo I can put away my razor if you are worried

wot

so I don't

Just play Final Fantasy 6.

you know

I am worried, I dont like hearing people say stuff like that.

You'll be too invested in that game, moreso than cutting yoself.

👳🏿

Prove me wrong. I have many thank you letters from my patients.

@Deleted User we're all here for you, ily

thank

Prove us all wrong

do u guys ever talk to urself

I do lmao

🙃

but I'm also a lil crazy so

No

im Italian lmao

Thats so weird

really?

<:feels:280645240572870656>

I talk to myself a lot.

Lol

For some reason, I always explain shit that I know to myself.

I talk to myself to solve problems and stuff

I think everyone talks to themselves

Just to make sure I remember.

shut up amy

you're not real damn it

"Cries"

Crying is for potatoes only.

I look like a potatoe so stfu

"Continues crying"

Unless you have your Agricultural and Underground Birth Certificates, then you are not a potato officially.

*waits*

I'm not real

mrs. potatohead

So I can cry if I want

but

Yes?

can you dance when you want to?

Uh

@carlsbad oh my god

Maybe

that ref

My mother was a potato

agreed

@Deleted User she was?