You can only get so erect?

Yes, you always know what I'm thinking.

emma is bae

Hey nobody

she's a sassy black woman

Knock knock

hows' the hammer hangin'?

Knock knock

tee hee 😊

Just answer the fucking door

Knock knock

Who's there??

Who's theeeeeere?

Oh my, it's bevsi

🖕

Hello there

get rekt

Bevsi, this is my door, bitch

define abo

Your door

...my door

............bitch..........................................

Im in love with the damn train

I love you already

is your profile pic Hannibal buress? @Deleted User

Im also in love with large soda

It's big smoke from san andreas

oi nah yeah nah its biggie cheese

that game sucked

yeah nah

But you can get super fat in the game

knock cock

*no*

where's bevsi when you need her?

you can also get two number 9's,
A number 9 large
Number 6 with extra dip
two number 45's
one with cheese
and a large soda

and a number 7

Mmm

I want some mickey d's

oi nah you say maccas now

i want some ladyboys

or Stefany Freydell

Someone bring me McDonalds.

bring me bren

hoe

let me love him

on a burger?

with my testicles

what parts of you are you going to send? I only have so much stomach space.

i will wrap my testicles around your neck like a scarf

to keep you warm

hmm what a fashion statement

clever and cute!

I will go out in public wearing it, just like feminist lesbidykes wear cunts in public

hey bren, do you want thick dick?

I already have one of my own but two is company

frottage?

you are not prepared for the enigma that is Brens dick.

thag prepared

thag want cum

I will enlighten your mind, you will think you are walking on Mars wearing a pearl thong and singing songs from Frozen

you aren't ready.

what in the everliving fuck did I come back to

you brought it up, it's your fault

brought what up

McDonalds

I said its called maccas

charlie did

not me fool

I just feel that a game developer having a certain Ideology doesn't fucking matter

I love you all

but a game having extra large dip is important

Name one other game where the words extra large dip is said

I'm waiting, haters.

Gta v

what is cheese?

smegma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbUMVq4pY94

damn train

I linked that in <#257355998065459200> 8 minutes ago

Emma has got your number

🍕

pineapples on the pizza!

I like anchovies

you are alone

<:feels:280645240572870656>

😠

Calm down 😳

Do you like Worcestershire sauce?

yes and I am aware it has fish in it

It's made from anchovies that were left to rot

until it was a gooey paste

I also like fish sauce which consequently isn't made with kittens

Such a waste to not mix in a bit of kitten

Kittens are delicious

I tried one in China

Um

is was like eating a fur slipping

and it meowed alot because it was still alive

😢

NO! We no see cat of yours. No more ask please.