Good thing I'm well on my way to getting my own pair!

@Emma Can I use your breasts as floats in a swimming pool one day?

lol

you're a dork

Once they are large enough to have low enough density to float.

And to support a 13 year old child.

Real talk, boobs don't inflate they gain mass as they grow therefor their density doesn't fall.. I think.

Science bam

Shh.. don't ruin the little kid's fantasies.

Awww

Science is sexist though that's what it's for.

Way to shoot a kids dream.

Crushing the dreams of females everywhere.

I'm a dude!

she's a dude

Details details

we're all dudes yeah

I hate that I know that that's from Goodburger

yes

thank you

Dudest dude of the dudes.

I was hoping that wouldn't fall flat

Can i take your order?!

I'll have a Numbha 9 large with extra dip

Shall I put my special goo in it?

Don't watch bubs burgers but I did watch season 3 ep 1 of Rick and Morty which was awesome

I love R&M!

I died when Morty got pissed and well pewed.

It was hilarious

Remember the episode when R&M went into the teacher's dream to convince him to give Morty an A?

Ye

That episode gave me a boner.

Incest gave you a boner?

If that episode is legit, I'm done with the show.

It's probably just fan service for the theorists.

I hope so

Maybe Rick is dreaming

I bet it's just a late April fools joke.

Late in England maybe

We work on American time, sucker

American time is retarded.

Which is the best kind of retarded

The worst kind of retarded.

Nigger faggot

Why do people want it to be a dream?

It's absolutely ludicrous.

It rooms the whole show, so it can't be real

Ruins

^^^^^^^^^

I need a sexy gal. Where r they?

I need one as well...

*cries*

@Emma Dovah and I require a girlfriend. You mind filling in the role?

I'd rather kms than listen to Gorillaz

(I'm jk)

Relax buddy

Good.

I'm taking a poop

💩

I'm proud of you.

@Emma When will your breasts be able to support my body like floats?

Unlikely

Son of a bitch!

@Emma What other fun things could I do with your breasts?

I am not sure. Activities would depend on the amount of growth and I can't know for sure until they are done growing

tooth fairy and santa not being real was one thing but when i found out uncle ben and aunt jemima were make believe i lost my shit

@Emma What could I do with them in the size they are currently?

I've noticed some people saying that no good AAA Games have came out on some Mass Effect: Andromeda videos

Not much. Because right now they are in pure agony to the lightest touch. That's entirely normal. That's what they're supposed to be like at this stage

Just... What the fuck??

@Emma What about when they stop hurting?

They won't until they're done growing.

@prankster2099 So they're saying MEA is good?

They hurt because they are growing

No

Good

@vegeta Nigga chill

Never!

They're saying that no good AAA Games have come out

In recent memory

@prankster2099 I'm a bit autistic, but remind me on which AAA games have come out lately with good reception?

Resident Evil 7, Nier Automa,

@Emma What could I do if they get to D-cup?

Horizon Zero Dawn

Yea

Oh okay

Zelda BOTW

I remember now

Oh shit

Forgot that counted as AAA

well

I don't actually know if BOTW is considered AAA

I just saw that it's a game that is pretty good

They probably will go to D. It's the next size up for me.

Unfortunately for you, by the time they're big enough, your hormones will have worn off.

@Emma they'll never wear off!

Y'all need Jesus

@Markurrito Jesus don't know shit!

Though, that whole thing with people going to Metacritic and rating Zelda BOTW a low score and saying the review was paid-for. And people saying Zelda is a kids game. It's pretty troubling to me

@prankster2099 Yeah I agree. What do you think of the guys who attacked a reviewer online for giving BOTW a low score?