I love eatin spotted dick

Or sultanas

The actual fuck Dovah?!

why with the 100

ok, I'm soory

I take it back 💯

It is an actual dessert

sTP

💯 * 💯

But not a nice one

i know it is

Lol

💯 ^ 2

Lol

Ok, time to stop pissing off the English

yeah

i bet their teeth piss them off enough

jk

pls

damn son

Shots fired - airhorn

hey

i make fun of my disgusting jew nose all the time

im not racist

Well...im in privatised healthcare and my teeth are ok

Jew fencer?

XD

🔊

ech

i only wear white denim that matches my ipod

wow

Hi Rebecca.

@johnℓine✓ ⱽ ᵉ ʳ ᶦ ᶠ ᶦ ᵉ ᵈ you are <#257355998065459200> 😛

what a racist

he doesnt wear black denim

Hello @vegeta

What about yellow denim?

How's your day been?

i just want to live in a world where i can have a same-sex isis wedding

what kind of freak wears yellow clothes

@johnℓine✓ ⱽ ᵉ ʳ ᶦ ᶠ ᶦ ᵉ ᵈ agreed

I want a holocaust themed one year anniversary.

that face when you want to get married with yo homeboy but the only confectionary shop is run by muslims

Lmao.

we all got that homie with the big ass

hit like for yo nigga

he thicc tho

i was sitting in traffic the other day

and i got run over

blm problems amirite

Lmao.

i was sitting in traffic

Will No Mans Sky ever get better?

No.

Never.

and a guy in a black Eldorado unloaded a mac 10 on me

No one will buy that shit again, anyway

blm problems

Mac 10?

Someone said it's not getting neglected anymore

i might buy it fo 5 dallors

mac 10 is a gun

Ohhh.

They don't know what a gun is in UK 😛

jealous

my friend has an ar-15

and a shotgun

and a handgun

The only people I've ever know with an AR-15 was a complete fucking asshole

pistol =/= handgun

he's pretty chill

i play dayz with him and a bunch of his friends a lot

Can I have a gun?

im not old enough ot get a gun license yet

i got all my street knolledge from white ambassador rapper eminem

I want one!

id recommend buying a ghost gun from the phillipines

wow

Cool.

straight to illegal weapons

that are made by hand and tend to fail really often

they're only illegal if someone finds out

^

; )

you know whats super illegal

I'd rather have a gun that didn't explode in my hands

balisong knives

you know whats super fucking awesome

balisong knives

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446041/college-diversity-council-admits-posting-fake-racist-flyers-campus

Butterfly knives

I'm freezing my ass off

That sucks.

Also, hi

@💧HisoMachi💖 You can't be naked all the time. Wear pants

......

says you

......

i burning my mouth with tea

Just a suggestion, really