i have a little beetle i named stanley that lives on my balcony

Except they're not my friends

Cute

Fiji water is a poor man's fortune

tbh

i haven't drank water in like a year

Wh

Jewish trickery is afoot

Reozionist doesn't come here

Baby Jew.

self tannings weird right?

you dont get to be better than them if you behave worse than them

my plan is just to achieve white flight

I'm not wasting my life living around losers

then why are you here?

someone talk, i feel awkward

Ok

I think the flu is finally gone

Only took 5 days

if repz shows up

tell him his new vid is good

tell him i blessed it

nerd out

cringe

ur cringe

i know

h

oh

*cries en español*

@kat Are you sad because you got deported?

no im sad bc im alive

Kill yourself then?

It's pretty simple

ive tried

Jon calm down, lad.

Try harder faggot

it doesnt work

Have you tried turning yourself off and on?

many times

i feel like we need a new evolution in comedy

i need some dick maybe that'll help

sigh

theres only so many ways you can say you wanna kill yourselff

@kat What are you, fucking gay?

Sorry, can't have mine.

im a fucking girl

why not

I have gf, mate.

Well quit the edgy self-deprication shit because you're not getting any dick that way @kat

ur point

im a homewrecker

*original pedophille joke*

My point is hard.

😉

i get dick @Springband

i just havent had any recently which is probably why im sad

Get in the kitchen

i dont have a kitchen

^

i live in a cardboard box

With Wi-Fi stolen from McDonalds.

^

get in the oven

.

whys my comment gray?

can you read this?

yes

Yes, I can read.

if you want dick, all you're find here is autistic dick @kat

@Springband if anything, I'll be the one in the kitxhen

honestly thats all ive found @Repzion

Like Dexterity's

@Repzion Hey, I'm autistic, thanks /s

All you are find here

WE KNOW

~~I'll die now lol~~

Same.

reps the king in the autist discord

autistic dick best dick

Do it please

im desperate enough

i can handle a bit of autism

I'll handle your bit, oh.

@kat I'll give you dick but if you're ugly there will need to be money involved

^

idk if im ugly

@Repzion howd the pikachu feel?

Pics or it didn't happen

i have like 3 selfies in selfie chat dude

and tiddies in pics

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@kat K, will look

Yes.

prepare for disappointment

i meant yoshi

I don't need drugs, I'm high on respecting women

Me too.

i dont need women

im sober

i could go for some pussy but