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Hi Daniels Mamma!

i like big butts and i cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

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Dammit that songs stuck in my head now

Baby got back

sat tests tomorrow, fuck this.

You've lived a good life

>good

~~Just wanted to be nice pfpfpf~~

ACT is better.

Nerd.

Fin.

I will obeh the Zenith Dictator LAw.

Welcome back.

Don't be a bad boy anymore.

I'll be gurd.

*flutters in*

lol

Just do N**GER.

If you feel impulsive.

negro

I am have moved on 2 bigger words now.

Tell me

Like zimbebo.

And lerfjubie.

How is everyone this evening?

kinda shitty

ill be honest

fucking shit as fuck is how mine is

Sorry to hear that.

my dog that has been held illegally from me by a stupid fat cunt may have died and he didnt even have the decency to contact me and tell me

That's hideous.

I'd be distraught if something happened to my own dog.

yeah

im not as much sad as i am fucking infuriated

That's upsetting. I hope he's ok.

Anger's easier to channel. I understand the jump.

multiple attempts to contact him via lawyer with letters of demand

'my sons to attatched to her to give her back'

what a stupid cunt

I wish I knew more about the legal ramifications.

I guess I'll settle for agreeing that she's a stupid cunt.

Your son's attatched? A damn shame.

here in australia dogs come under the same property law as cars

Interesting..

so lets say she was a car instead

noone in their right mind would keep someones car from them if there is proof of ownership

your basically asking to be sued

I'm curious about how she got your dog in the first place

i used to live at my mums ex-boyfriends house until my mum and i got booted out

we werent allowed back to retrieve possessions so he has had the complete authority on what he has given back

what a fucking asshole

which includes not giving my dog back or family photos from years

you wanna know the worse thing

she is 12 years old

im 14

this dog is my life

Still upsetting.

anyway, thats todays rant

Helpful to rant at times.

how is everyone elses day

Spent most of the day adulting.

Job applications and phone calls and other such things.

And trying to get the pos printer to work.

damn

printers are the worst

It worked long enough to make a mess. Spat ink across the paper, but would not print the pattern I intended to print.

Then the cat attacked it.

lol

He attacks everything. At least once. Rite of passage I guess.

He attacked an apple core for not being something he wanted to eat.

It had the audacity to not taste good, so he slapped it off the table.

My uncle has two dogs that like to beg for food. They're always there when we go there for Christmas. My dad tried to feed pickled herring to one of them. She was having none of that. Decided it smelled bad and left it there on the floor. The other dog comes in and inhales it in a second.

lol

I made some preserved salmon recently. Soaked in soy sauce and sugar, then dehydrated it. The cats lost their shit.

Horus tried to break into the toaster oven.

Horus is the apple-slapper

I love you

!give to have a nice car

Sebastian Lawe got me a cake.

Jesus

Had to give another cat a haircut today.

I want a cold haircut.

cold?

As in cool?

Cool as in stylish, or air-conditioning for your head?

Nah, a cold haircut.

oh.

*I am bad at this

My hair will be made of ice

inconvenient.

Would not be cold long.

I live in Canada.

Certainly you go inside?

And have a normal body temperature?

I'm not terribly certain this line of dialogue is worth following.

Unless you're actually an ice giant.