I'm a snake. I lick the air for the scent of blood. I strike my pray with the fangs of love. I will crush all who stand in my path.

I can't believe someone sent me a $120 fleshlight

I just ate 2 large fries, 2 siraracha burgers, and a milkshake. i'm still ready to eat moar

I'm going to applebees for lunch.

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I ate two siracha burgers from McDonalds today again. I took my dog for a walk and stepped in dog-shit cause my neighbors are fucking cunts and never pick up their dog shit. This is the 3rd time this week I've had to clean dog shit off my shoes

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gods greatest creation was big butts

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA CUNTS

I am happy with that

General chat 1 and 2 are now push to talk.

Thanks everyone who uses this server, feel free to invite any friends to this server.

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Yeah, baby. this is my music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcBSu4YXkDo

listen to it

praise it

allah is god

Have you ever wanted to place your dick inbetween a burger?

That feeling when you have the best shit in the world.

I'm craving to watch star wars saga all the way through

Please don't fall into easily cult-like-behavior. Don't become so easily influenced by random people on the internet you don't TRULY know. You may think you know them, but you do not. Be skeptical, be open, but don't be manipulated easily by someone who gives you compliments or tries to pressure you to do something you're not comfortable with.

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amazing fan art by @Magpie

meeting stan lee!

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i do not feel good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I Alan Watts is amazing.

such an intelligent man. true transcendentalist

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^ if you're not familiar with alan watts, please listen.

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This is one of my favorite youtube channels, i love his stuff. it's so interesting, he eats some of thet old food too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo

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^ very important for all to listen

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I saw my dad today, he is not physically looking well. His skin was god damn yellow. He's going in for another operation this next week, his liver is damaged by this horrible medication he was given.

https://twitter.com/Oliver_james/status/871021009561944068

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This video is SO true about relationships. https://www.facebook.com/JayShettyIW/videos/1821691314811992/

They just found a mass on my dad's pancreas. They're doing a biopsy to see if its cancerous.

FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q51LZ2HpbE

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My dad just sent me his very first meme over email. Beyond cute.

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We watched this in welding class. i agree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc

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i hated this car lol

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i drove one once

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don't pull shit like this

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