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im awake
woke
af
*woke
hahaha
jink
jinkx
whos this lad
lad from OH
something like that
ahh
AMA
ur flag gay
which flag is that
the ohio triangle flag
oh yeah that one
where is everyone here from i don't even know
yall probably 12
the best state in the midwest
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Illinois
okay okay
that was a joke
i missed my flight in chicago a few months ago because i was so drunk
i hate my state so much
after getting into a debate with my neighbor passenger about the jews
chicongo needs big nuke
he yelled " HELP !!!! "
and the airplane staff came to him
and asked, what's wrong sir
and he was talking 100MPH
Everyone in Illinois hates Chiraq
this guy is being antisemetic and and and and and adn
so fast
and making a scene
and the waitress looks to me
and i just say, ' just a simple political disagreement '
did you have any speed on you?
and smile and sit there drunk with my ey es closed listening to music, it was magical
that wouldve helped hide your power level
no
i was slow and collected
also airplane drinks are peak jewry
MUSSOLINI WAS NAZBOL
so i stopped in chicago
Jesus Just Left Chicago
and missed my flight and had to get a hotel room
for the night
$70
and walked to a bar from my motel room and forgot my way back
good thing i wasn't killed by black people at 3:00 AM in the morning
were you by the loop?
or O'Hare
i think i opted for the further room the shuttle ride was 15 mins or more
shaumburg
or something
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Schaumburg?
I know people there
you got it
They're poor
nice
aw
They live in the apartments lol
Not rich people
oh yeah, i stopped at the apartments
But they do plenty of dabs
it was by the finn mccools
or something
couldn't make my way back to the holiday inn
genius
it was the strangest thing that i couldn't find my way back
the streets are so confusing
and nothing is square
bunch of nigger city planners or something i don't know
is no fuckin minecraft is it
no
but some guy at the apartments in shaumburg gave me a ride back to the hotel
It's not like Londonistan
i saw the sign but i couldn't walk to it
oy
london is shitty
and my google maps was trying to lead me astray
it was amazing
You got a bant license?
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heh
๐ณ๐ฟ I'm offended
so the guy at the apartments was leaving to go to work out at 3:00 am and said initially nah man i don't knowyou that's sketchy or something
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and as i was wandering around more looking at my phone
he took a risk with his life
and drove me to motel
pretty good story
so you walked around chicago with your phone out and then took a ride of a stranger
lol
off*
yup
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