im awake

woke

af

*woke

hahaha

jink

jinkx

whos this lad

lad from OH

something like that

ahh

AMA

ur flag gay

which flag is that

the ohio triangle flag

oh yeah that one

where is everyone here from i don't even know

yall probably 12

the best state in the midwest

😂

Illinois

okay okay

that was a joke

i missed my flight in chicago a few months ago because i was so drunk

i hate my state so much

after getting into a debate with my neighbor passenger about the jews

chicongo needs big nuke

he yelled " HELP !!!! "

and the airplane staff came to him

and asked, what's wrong sir

and he was talking 100MPH

Everyone in Illinois hates Chiraq

this guy is being antisemetic and and and and and adn

so fast

and making a scene

and the waitress looks to me

and i just say, ' just a simple political disagreement '

did you have any speed on you?

and smile and sit there drunk with my ey es closed listening to music, it was magical

that wouldve helped hide your power level

no

i was slow and collected

also airplane drinks are peak jewry

MUSSOLINI WAS NAZBOL

@AcardiaNZ16

so i stopped in chicago

Jesus Just Left Chicago

and missed my flight and had to get a hotel room

for the night

$70

and walked to a bar from my motel room and forgot my way back

good thing i wasn't killed by black people at 3:00 AM in the morning

were you by the loop?

or O'Hare

i think i opted for the further room the shuttle ride was 15 mins or more

shaumburg

or something

✡

Schaumburg?

I know people there

you got it

They're poor

nice

aw

They live in the apartments lol

Not rich people

oh yeah, i stopped at the apartments

But they do plenty of dabs

it was by the finn mccools

or something

couldn't make my way back to the holiday inn

genius

it was the strangest thing that i couldn't find my way back

the streets are so confusing

and nothing is square

bunch of nigger city planners or something i don't know

is no fuckin minecraft is it

no

but some guy at the apartments in shaumburg gave me a ride back to the hotel

It's not like Londonistan

i saw the sign but i couldn't walk to it

oy

london is shitty

and my google maps was trying to lead me astray

it was amazing

You got a bant license?

👮🏿

heh

👳🏿 I'm offended

so the guy at the apartments was leaving to go to work out at 3:00 am and said initially nah man i don't knowyou that's sketchy or something

💥

and as i was wandering around more looking at my phone

he took a risk with his life

and drove me to motel

pretty good story

so you walked around chicago with your phone out and then took a ride of a stranger

lol

off*

yup