> apparently discord updated

And added a feature.

Cool

what they do?

The >

Symbol creates quotes

oh

>>> and 3 does something special

> quote this is

It’s > then space

got it

`I happen to think Rap God is an amazing piece of work, and when I first encountered my verbal avatar belting out the lyrics I thought that it was cool, in a teenage tech-geek sort of way. And I suppose it was.`
JBP likes Eminem?

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I think the worst case of uncanny valley in my life came from a doll

It was my sisters doll and it was very realistic. I was fine with it like this. I was tossing it to my brother to annoy my sister when it hit a door frame. The eye got knocked out and I had nightmares of this doll without it’s eye for 2 years.

The eyes opened and closed when you lowered or raised the doll.

And seeing one eye missing and having the guilt of knowing I did that really messed me up.

i'm going off its 2am. see yas

your sister is a doll?

No. She had a doll

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One of those realistic ones with the closing eyes.

I threw it and the eye got knocked out

Shits nightmare fuel.

did you light the dolls on fire as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtx5iCfiLY

Nah.

My sister loved it and wanted to keep it even without the eye

nightmare fuel

wonder what kinda guy SHE'll fall for

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Idk. She’s a full on kpop junkie

Practically speaks in Ebonics

eww...

But has thighs to crush a watermelon from all the sports she plays

hmm.. thunder thighs used to be an insult to a woman

oh, how the times change

I mean. Fat legs are still shit

https://tenor.com/u767.gif

It’s just that women can have good muscle mass

I had this one girl I sat beside in my Chem class who was so fat she sounded like she was physically in pain every breathe she took

oof

All I could hear every class was her breathing

OOF

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Is mumkey Jones on suicide watch?

Yiff

Ziff

Giff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613766180917870592/614269258666475533/a44714b.jpg

Banker wins

Fuck YOU, that's my name

Lands on boardwalk. Literally everyone has to pay

EVERYONE

Property is bought, then appropriated by the bank

even the people not playing

Go to gulag. No escape.

Game over

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never

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What the fuck is wrong with Hassan Piker

SO many things

I had to go watch the actual stream to see if Sargon was cutting things for him to look more retarded

Piker lives in a bubble in which critizsm of ANY type is forbodden

But he's unironically just fucking retarded

no, Piker is top-tier retard

he wears fuckin shoulder pads to look bigger

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N

oh. but sadly

I watch the Hard Bastard streams alot and he had covered Piker's YT mental masterbation more than once

Choice between Piker and Mad-cow? I'd take Mad-cow any day

did you hear Piker got busted for ordering hookers for the TYT staff once?

@ManAnimal Holy shit, you serious?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/321287619982131200/614169239724490752/received_411898589440496.jpeg

French crab is correct.

Piker should just do porn

He's gay enough to TBH

The boomers are gonna tear him apart tomorrow for his comments.

It’s gonna be glorious

You thought “some people did some things” was bad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCzTLnFpLE

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-cf8ys9ikz8/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/406/1514/Wilson-Cast-Away-Volleyball-Very-Large__12336.1492205330.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on

Don't be fooled... Wilson is NOT HAPPY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo

guys

feminism isn't a relligion

its a fucking conspiracy theory

literally

they see the dots

they connect them in lines

LOOK, PROOF!

SCIENTIFIC ACADEMY IS WRONG

(*was, now they have their parallel "academia")

literally