green

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2

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4

no nincompoop, the correct answer was `Compton`

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1

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**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `I have never had sexual relations with that woman`

I have never had sexual relations with that woman

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**110** coins deposited

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You need to wait **34 minutes and 57 seconds** until you can work again!

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**55** coins deposited

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<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.`

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4

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You need to wait **6 minutes and 22 seconds** until you can work again!

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@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `executive`?

yellow

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**55** coins deposited

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@SuddenCringe What color was next to the word `css`?

red

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**55** coins deposited

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`THATS FAKE N _ _ _`

NEWS

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pls trivia

1

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You need to wait **8 minutes and 9 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`We are g _ _ _ _ to build the WALL`

going

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You need to wait **2 minutes and 56 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`ustecyri`

@Goodwood of Dank™ You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. The word was `security`

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**55** coins deposited

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no blockhead, the correct answer was `Labrador Retriever`

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2

no moron, the correct answer was `427`

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2

2

2

2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

Pls trivia

1

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Pls trivia

awh man, something with discord is messed up: `DiscordRESTError [50035]: Invalid Form Body
embed.title: Must be 256 or fewer in length.`

I broke the bot.

_Uhh-_

Bad doggo.

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

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**Bill Nye** has donated 47 coins to you!

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

press office congress leader

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You never fail to amaze me ! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **5 coins**! `50 + 5 coins an hour`

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@! !Canuck, Unofficial Veeologist What color was next to the word `tseries`?

green

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**110** coins deposited

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pls trivia

2

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

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**55** coins deposited

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pls trivia

1

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

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You need to wait **2 minutes and 12 seconds** until you can work again!

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**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`scpilito`

politics

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**55** coins deposited

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@Goodwood of Dank™ **Crack Boulder** found a <:sand:573150271513952271> **Box of Sand** for you!

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**STREET** You got caught jaywalking, now you paid a fine of 51 coins

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**Dat boi** has donated 61 coins to you, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

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pls trivia

1

3

blonde

no stupid, the correct answer was `Blonde`

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@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

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**110** coins deposited

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