THATS FAKE NEWS

**BOSS** Good stuff Rutena the Braixen, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

Pls trivia

3

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

pls pet play

@Rutena the Braixen Fokko leveled up! `8 → 9`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

you bought a baguette for Fokko which cost you **85** coins

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Fokko.

$85 for a French anal device

pls pet feed

You paid **30** coins to give food and water to Fokko.

pls pet play

You went with Fokko to get a massage, costing you **62** coins

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls pet train defense

How many points do you want to assign to **Defense**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Defense**. You now have **0** points

pls pet feed

listen if you keep feeding your pet it's gonna be as fat as you mate

pls pet

why does it take so much to care for your pet, it always feels like I flood the chat

pls meme

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pls beg

**Minecraft Steve** has donated 48 coins to @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck!

pls search

**CAR** You got caught! You paid a cop 181 coins to stay out of prison.

F

pls dep max

**110** coins deposited

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pls vote

pls inv

pls use normie

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck good stuff, you got a solid **563** coins and **1 <:sand:573150271513952271> Box of Sand** from your normie box

pls sell sand

noice

pls dep max

**55** coins deposited

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pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`taste`

state

**BOSS** Good stuff Dank Goodwood™, got the work done well. You were given `464` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**I. C. Wiener** has donated 27 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

**Tip**: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as `pls trivia`!

pls dep max

**374** coins deposited

pls pet

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Zombie Jesus.

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls pet play

You took Zombie Jesus to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you **31** coins

pls pet

pls pet play

You paid **48** coins to take Zombie Jesus to the photo booth

pls pet play

Zombie Jesus doesn't want to play right now.

pls pet

pls profile

pls triv

3

correct big brain, you earned **8** coins

pls bunny

pls cat

pls beg

**Flo from Progressive** has donated 39 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls inv

pls beg

**Jeff Kaplan** has donated 50 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Trivia Night**
*Let's see who's the smartest person here!
**Which of his six wives was Henry VIII married to the longest?**
1) Anne Boleyn
2) Catherine of Aragon
3) Catherine Parr
4) Jane Seymour

Type your answer in chat now! You can use the number next to the answer, or the answer itself.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
The correct answer was 2.`

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

2

w00t

pls triv

4

correct smartass, you earned **6** coins

pls trivia

3

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**Doot Skelly** has donated 46 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls beg

**Eda Dick** has donated 11 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls daily

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

**Tip**: You can see more information on an item by using `pls shop [item name]`

pls triv

2

correct genius, you earned **6** coins

pls cat

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls triv

4

correct large brain, you earned **4** coins

pls triv

3

no simpleton, the correct answer was `Ronald Reagan`

pls beg

**Chuck Norris**: go ask someone else

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls triv

pls trivia

1

correct wise guy, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

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**T-Series** has donated 67 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:cookie:573152241289003036> **Cookie**

pls trivia

4

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

pls bet 1

pls bet 1

pls dep max

**249** coins deposited

pls triv

pls triv

1

correct know-it-all, you earned **4** coins

pls beg

**ayylien** has donated 41 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia

4

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

2

correct smarty-pants, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**Gordon Ramsay**: nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction

**Tip**: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!

pls bank

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls triv

2

correct smartass, you earned **4** coins

pls cat

pls trivia

pls triv

4

correct smarty-pants, you earned **8** coins

pls triv

3

correct wise guy, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**Joe Montana** has donated 12 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

**Tip**: Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh. Just like we never miss on banning rule breakers <https://dankmemer.lol/rules>

pls dep max

**125** coins deposited

pls bal

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pls triv

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

pls bunny

**Tip**: You can turn these tips off with the `pls settings` command if you don't want to see them anymore!

pls beg

**Mr. Beast** has donated 17 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls triv

3

correct mastermind, you earned **8** coins

pls beg

**T-Series** has donated 29 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

**Tip**: Watch out for the police when using `pls search`! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!

pls triv

1

correct big brain, you earned **6** coins

pls triv

pls trivia

3

correct smarty-pants, you earned **6** coins

pls beg

**A honey badger** has donated 48 coins to @Goodwood of Dank™!

pls dep max

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

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pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Zombie Jesus.

pls pet