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pls trivia

pls help

Welcome to **Dank Memer**.
For a full set of commands, visit our website: https://dankmemer.lol/commands or try `pls cmds`.

**This command has the following sub-commands:**
`pls help basics` - *learn the basics of using the bot*
`pls help videos` - *list video tutorials*
`pls help server` - *get a link to our support server for 1:1 help*
`pls help guides` - *gives you links to various in depth text based guides we've made*

pls trivia

3

no twit, the correct answer was `Cleopatra`

pls jail Comando

Have an idea for a new image generation command? Tweet the template to @dankmemerbot, or post it on our subreddit (/r/dankmemer) and we'll look into it!

@Comando

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pls work scientist

@Goodwood of Dank™ Congratulations, you are now working as a **Scientist**!
You're required to work at least **3** times a day via `pls work`, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is **250 coins per hour**.

**Tip**: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

@Goodwood of Dank™ **Crack Boulder** found a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill** for you!

pls use chillpill

<:chillpill:573152330195664989> You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

pls use cookie

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`etntgis`

Jury posted this to me, when I asked if I could cell the bot xD https://twitter.com/dankmemerbot/status/1134129990163935233

genetics

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.

**Goodwood**, unscramble the following word;
`etntgis`

3 days old

@Goodwood of Dank™ You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. The word was `testing`

**BOSS** Poor effort Goodwood, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `129` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls beg

**Wumpus** has donated 27 coins to you!

@juryrigging Thank you.

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Crack Boulder.

**Tip**: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using `pls notifications clear`

pls pet pat

You pat Crack Boulder.

pls meme

pls search

**STREET** You got caught jaywalking, now you paid a fine of 73 coins

pls beg

**Bill Nye** has donated 13 coins to you!

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls balance

pls work

You need to wait **34 minutes and 31 seconds** until you can work again!

pls pet

pls trivia

2

correct know-it-all, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

4

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

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pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

**Tip**: Donors get an extra multiplier (win more coins) + shields against being stolen from. `pls donate` gives you more info

pls beg

**Airpod Douche** has donated 14 coins to you!

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls work

You need to wait **20 minutes and 16 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Developer** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`Why is n _ _ _ _ _ _ working anymore`

network

That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.

**SuddenCringe**, find the missing word in the following sentence;
`Why is no _ _ _ _ _ working anymore`

@SuddenCringe You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game.

**BOSS** Poor effort SuddenCringe, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `98` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

pls beg

**Minecraft Steve** has donated 24 coins to you!

pls search

**COUCH** You found 38 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

r

Your posted meme is **__TRENDING__** with **304 upvotes**. You get 200 coins, niceeee meme bro

pls beg

**Dr. Phil** has donated 31 coins to you, as well as a <:bread:573152440938004500> **Day old Bread**

pls work

**Work for Scientist** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Force equals mass times acceleration`

Force equals mass times acceleration

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls balance

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 3

pls gamble 3

pls gamble 13

pls gamble 100

pls gamble 2

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia

2

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Walter White`

**Tip**: We've got over 260 commands, have you tried them all?

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

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pls search

**COUCH** You found 24 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls beg

**A stranger**: no coins for you

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls inventory

pls sell cookie

pls sell cookie

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 3

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

pls trivia

3

no stupid, the correct answer was `Lights`

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

aw it was tails and you suck, sad day for you

pls trivia

1

correct mastermind, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

pls flip

Call `heads` or `tails`
You have about 10 seconds before I give up.

heads

It was heads! You have been awarded one coin!

pls pet

pls notifications

**Tip**: You can turn these tips off with the `pls settings` command if you don't want to see them anymore!

pls trivia

3

correct know-it-all, you earned **6** coins

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls profile

pls meme

pls changemymind

You have to actually put some text in to change someone's mind

pls changemymind I wouldn't even rape you.

pls work

You need to wait **35 minutes and 6 seconds** until you can work again!

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **4** coins

pls trivia

4

correct genius, you earned **8** coins

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls gamble 2

pls gamble 2

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

pls trivia

2

no blockhead, the correct answer was `Ohio`

pls beg

**Default Jonesy** has donated 43 coins to you!

pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme got **44 upvotes**. You get 47 coins

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

Wait we can post memes her

I posted my Thanos/Sargon memes all in that art section

Im dum

m

pls meme

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ What color was next to the word `testing`?

yellow

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `258` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls trivia

1

no twit, the correct answer was `Burial`

pls beg

**Jake from State Farm** has donated 56 coins to you, as well as a <:pinkphallicobject:573151343263350804> **Pink Phallic Object**

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls profile

pls profile

pls gif

what gif lol

nibba

pls profile

pls quote BabaBooey But that's not REAL communism

pls trivia

1

correct wise guy, you earned **4** coins

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

pls work

You need to wait **38 minutes and 40 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

@SuddenCringe What color was next to the word `object`?

red

**BOSS** Good stuff SuddenCringe, got the work done well. You were given `196` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**Wumpus** has donated 10 coins to you!