pls use cell

**memePhone** running *memeOS v6.1.0* -- What do you want to do today?
`w` ■ **Call in sick for work**
`p` ■ **Call the police**
`s` ■ **Send a text message to somebody**
`c` ■ **Ring Chief**
`e` ■ **Exit**

c

**`On the phone with Chief`**
**GOODWOOD** chief, is this it?
**CHIEF** This is it, Goodwood.

**`Call disconnected.`**

pls it

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls postmeme

**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

d

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-20 upvotes**. You get 0 coins AND now your <:laptop:573151773565386819> **Laptop** is broken lmao

kek

pls search

**COUCH** You found 21 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`lerade`

leader

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls balance

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls pet

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Maud Pie.

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls work

You need to wait **43 minutes and 10 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **2 minutes and 42 seconds** until you can work again!

pls meme

pls work

You need to wait **4 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?`

Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?

**BOSS** Good stuff darkmage0707077, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls search

kek

**PURSE** You got caught! You paid a cop 88 coins to stay out of prison.

Damn

pls deposit all

**5** coins deposited

pls beg

**Billie Eyelash**: go ask someone else

pls search

**DOG** You found 28 coins, why did you even think to look here though???

pls deposit all

**110** coins deposited

pls beg

**Chief** has donated 48 coins to you!

pls deposit all

**48** coins deposited

pls bank

pls bank

pls meme

**Tip**: Tired of running the meme commands? Donors get autoposting memes for ultimate laziness <https://www.patreon.com/join/dankmemerbot?>

pls meme

pls work

You need to wait **20 minutes and 46 seconds** until you can work again!

**Tip**: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as `pls trivia`!

pls work

@Goodwood of Dank™ Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

state nation nation state

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo

Pls work

You never fail to amaze me Modz-WingzZ. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **7 coins**! `50 + 7 coins an hour`

Pls work

**Work for YouTuber** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Pranks gone sexual in the hood`

Pranks gone sexual in the hood

**BOSS** Good stuff Modz-WingzZ, got the work done well. You were given `58` coins for one hour of work.

Pls work

You need to wait **59 minutes and 7 seconds** until you can work again!

Pls search

**CAR** You got caught! You paid a cop 51 coins to stay out of prison.

Pls rich 5

pls work

You need to wait **15 minutes and 34 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

You need to wait **2 minutes and 25 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `THATS FAKE NEWS`

THATS FAKE NEWS

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls beg

**Danny DeVito** has donated 65 coins to you, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls deposit all

**165** coins deposited

pls use chillpill

<:chillpill:573152330195664989> You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

pls use cookie

<:cookie:573152241289003036> You ate a cookie. The soft, brown cookie left your mouth watering.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls work

You need to wait **12 minutes and 3 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I have never had sexual relations w _ _ _ that woman`

with

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls shop

pls work

@n meowzers Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

menu lettuce sausage cheap

**BOSS** Good stuff n meowzers, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Hangman - Find the missing __word__ in the following sentence;
`I have never had sexual relations w _ _ _ that woman`

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

with

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls sell day

pls sell pink

you don't own this item lol

pls sell cookie

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls profile

pls rich

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

Pls work

**Work for YouTuber** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `It's just a prank bro`

It’s just a prank bro

**BOSS** Good stuff Modz-WingzZ, got the work done well. You were given `58` coins for one hour of work.

Pls search

**BED** You found 52 coins, do you often sleep like this?

Pls rich 5

I’m gonna beat 🥞

Pls beg

**Bob Ross** has donated 49 coins to you!

Pls rich 5

Pls search

**CAR** You found 174 coins, now get out of here before I call the cops

Pls rich 5

Pls beg

**Joe Montana**: honestly stop asking me for coins

Pls search

Pls search

**BED** You found 27 coins, do you often sleep like this?

Pls rich 4

Pls jobs list

Pls jobs

Pls balance

Pls beg

pls help

Welcome to **Dank Memer**.
For a full set of commands, visit our website: https://dankmemer.lol/commands or try `pls cmds`.

**This command has the following sub-commands:**
`pls help basics` - *learn the basics of using the bot*
`pls help videos` - *list video tutorials*
`pls help server` - *get a link to our support server for 1:1 help*
`pls help guides` - *gives you links to various in depth text based guides we've made*

**Barack Obama** has donated 39 coins to you!

Pls rich 4

Pls search

**LAUNDROMAT** You found 59 coins, now you can do some laundry!

Pls beg

**Bongo Cat** has donated 25 coins to you, as well as a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

Pls help bet

Welcome to **Dank Memer**.
For a full set of commands, visit our website: https://dankmemer.lol/commands or try `pls cmds`.

**This command has the following sub-commands:**
`pls help basics` - *learn the basics of using the bot*
`pls help videos` - *list video tutorials*
`pls help server` - *get a link to our support server for 1:1 help*
`pls help guides` - *gives you links to various in depth text based guides we've made*

Sell chill pill

Pls sell chill pill

pls beg

**Dwight Shrute** has donated 11 coins to you!

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls work

**Work for Fast Food Cook** - Retype - Retype the following phrase below;
Type `Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?`

Would you like that with a side of foot lettuce?

**BOSS** Good stuff n meowzers, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

Foot lettuce? Yum.

Pls work

You need to wait **6 minutes and 48 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`toervs`

voters

**BOSS** Good stuff Goodwood, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

pls deposit all

**55** coins deposited

pls balance

pls inventory

pls inventory 2

pls pet

pls pet feed

pls pet feed

@Goodwood of Dank™ Maud Pie leveled up! `21 → 22`
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to Maud Pie.

pls pet train defense

How many points do you want to assign to **Defense**? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

1

You assigned 1 points to **Defense**. You now have **0** points

pls pet

pls pet pat

You pat Maud Pie.

pls work

@darkmage0707077 Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

wendys
burger
burn
wendys

**BOSS** Good stuff darkmage0707077, got the work done well. You were given `93` coins for one hour of work.

pls bank

pls search

**PANTRY** You found 39 coins, luckily you didn't eat them

pls deposit all

**132** coins deposited

pls bank

pls meme

**Tip**: We get most of our memes from reddit, post to `r/dankmemes` and get a ton of upvotes to get your meme on the bot!

pls work

You need to wait **37 seconds** until you can work again!

lol

pls work

You need to wait **11 seconds** until you can work again!

pls work

**Work for Politician** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`animcpga`

campaign