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should i draw lewd jesus

would you like that dana

@Danacrag shadman drew Keem’s daughter nsfw

do you want to die on a pyre? @Lucienne d'Anwyl

wait... that's illegal

And younger X-23 from Logan

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck yeah shadman should be in jail

theres already that statue of buff jesus

in korea

do you want to die on a pyre? @Danacrag

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-gif-7744617

yes@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

dem chiseled abs

Based

what is he conan

no

thats jesus

why is he ripped?

I mean, Jesus would had been pretty toned, he was a carpenter after all

i dont know

he just is

Jesus lifted up most of a cross that likely weight hundreds of pounds

^

carpenters dont do a ton of hard manual labour you know

Jesus isn’t something to be underestimated

after being whipped to near death btw

crosses were also relatively light

dont think it was hundreds of pounds

it was like 2 2 by 4s

It was like larger than him

even with the lightest wood, it was probably pretty heavy

Large enough for him to be crucified

large doesnt mean heavier

sure pretty heavy

why do you think part of the punishment is to carry your own cross?

but clearly he was capable of lifting it

they made the executed carry their own crosses you know

He was the Son of God lmao

so even normal people wouldve been able to lift it

as part of the punishment

even if it is part of the punishment

they still have to be capable of lifting it

physically

lol

Is there a rock that can't be lifted by rock?

He also...pushed away this heavy ass rock from his tomb afaik

Probably some Athlete level shit tbh

h is capable of miracles tho

so it doesn't necessarily reflect his musculature

Well

the pushing of the rock was supernatural

Maybe God made him physically stronger lmao

It's not like he's Gandalf though

it took several Roman soldiers and equipment to seal the tomb

Jesus: The First Avenger

Or like I mean God power is a little different like

Jesus was only as strong as he needed to be

it's that simple

also

Didn’t Samson like destroy some stone pillars?

magical spear of destiny

samson had magic powers too

His musculature, if we're going by Christianity, would be utterly irrelevant

the bible obviously has many stories of the supernatural

like those three jews who were thrown into an oven

and returned unharmed

Jesus was practically like an internet avatar for god

>Samson just fucking yeets a small army with a skull

Didn't mean shit

or david who slew the giant goliath with but a small stone

im pretty sure king solomon had like a necromancer on speed dial too

that he could consult with to learn of stuff

Ye

He had a demon capturing ring

ok i saw the image loremaster

what image

And he got some thicc Sheban ass

yes

the firt jewish interbreeding

cuz sheba was explicitly black

and solomon was a jew

@Lucienne d'Anwyl

ah

which is interesting

because modern jews hate blacks

even if those blacks are also jews

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Solomon was swimming in pussy tho

STFU AND POST MEMES REEEE

>David casually killing dozens of people

@Samaritan king solomon is coming for your chocolate starfish

Firekeeper porn tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFdRrysvRME