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In this day and age, play Hatred

You get the same thing just in better visual quality

The first Portal was amazing

@Ayylmao wuz that then

||MODERN WARFARE 2019||

Blizzard game

*Postal*, not Portal.

whew, well, we'll see if it weathered the *Blizzard*

BUDUM-TSSSS

@Xaverius Hatred is more like a game. Postal 1 doesn't feel like a game. It feels like a strange experience. Especially the loading screens. You might've not noticed it

reminder that the people on the blizz side have no bearing on the activision side

On the surface it's edgy

But I saw some meaning behind it. It really freaked me out. Maybe I am just sperging but the game is legitimately scary

but seriously, as openly desperate and depressed and sex-crazed as I am, Karen fucking Traviss could throw herself on top of me and beg me to sire a brand new generation with her, I'd fucking say no.

@Blaster Master Due to the fact that partcular copy of game was either broken or cracked and liked to kill you semi-randomly, the loading screens are like 70 % of my experience

Edgy and Cringey venn diagram

hatred is literally a newgrounds game that got a massive media boost due to game journos

@Ayylmao Reminder that the people on the blizz side have no bearing on anything since like 2009 <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Postal redux's OST is great tho

Has really nice tracks

overwatch 2 : now everyone is gay

*except in China

thats the genius

they just wont release it on china

**wHERE**

@Blaster Master to be fair

the title of the game comes from the phenomenon of Going Postal

Meaning it's probably the video game format of Joker and Taxi Driver

which is what makes it really fucky

yeah

the atmosphere is surreal and really scary

>before the age of the school shooter, America feared the postman

Like, it's sort of familiar, because it's an urban enviroment, but then the context

The virgin school shooter

The chad postman

angry mailmen have always been a menace to america

https://i.redd.it/hx8qhx6o7i811.jpg

well fuck, now we're definitely raising a red light at the FBI, you just said "virgin" and "school shooter" in the same sentence

good fucking job

school shorter

Yeah, "going postal" has been a meme before memes.

well school's certainly shorter for some of the poor fucks

And I don't even know why... "going postal" that is

I'm pretty sure it was a real life event

Yeah..

But I don't know the event.

https://worldhistoryproject.org/1986/8/20/united-states-postal-worker-patrick-henry-sherrill-kills-14-coworkers-in-edmond-oklahoma

maybe this

there were multiple apparently

which likely fueled the memetic properties

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BCWobc5wNU4/hqdefault.jpg
aint that a kick in the head

and now I'm on the FBI watch list for being a virgin looking up historic mass murderers

fucks sake, I'm going to bed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322568665843367947/635725715295174673/453133.png
oh jeez <:ahegon:566797166258028548>

the tongue happens after the camera shuts off

that makes more sense why we only see one hand from 2B

keeping those good genes within family
white race wont disappear

certainly one way of looking at it

<:ahegao:462286952335671296>

well at least it wont be awkward when the boy accidentally screams *mommy* during sex <:smugon:512048583806025739>

one of these days i might be the reason why sargon just nukes this place

what, over wincest? bitch please, get in line

I write this shit

you have no idea how i restrict myself in here

https://tenor.com/view/funhaus-do-you-challenge-me-challenge-challenging-gif-12123441

YES I DO

im not scared of no toothpaste wearing walking rainbow

i beat faggots b4 breakfast

sounds pretty hot

do you have any stories you've written to link over DMs?

I'm fucking prepared

Oof

"For research"

my stories are told in person over a meal as i seduce my next sex partner

a convenient excuse

sure would be funny if you post them all at xnxx on the stories section haha

that would be a pretty funny prank haha

haha

at that point they either get seduced or realize that trying to escape is a mistake

nah I imagine they'd get banned

there is a coffee shop that banned me..

*Chews on steak.*
*Family member gets up and locks the front door*
***"Nani?!"***

oh bitch please, that's not how you build tension

fucking scrub

Here, Imma whip something out right now, on the fly

Oof

[ahem]

Oh no

penis

```Street lights passed the car one after the other in a hypnotic rhythm. They'd been driving for hours, was it really that far to the house from the restaurant? She idly checked her phone, wondering if anyone was wondering where she and her boyfriend went. Nothing yet.

The asphalt road became beaten mountain earth before she noticed, and trees lined the path instead of guard rails. "Where are we going...?" She finally asked.

"Somewhere your pain-in-the-ass mother won't find us," he answered, a momentary spitefulness in his tone. The road became more unfriendly before it flattened out and opened into a small clearing. A log cabin lay in the center, quaint, but rather large. The lights were out and the door was locked. He keyed off the engine and got out, followed by his girlfriend. Fishing out a key she didn't recognize, he unlocked and opened the front door, then toggled a nearby switch. The room, for it shockingly was all one room, brightened in a flash, and she had to rub her blinded eyes before clearly seeing. A gigantic heart-shaped bed dominated the center space, and a large, long wall-mounted radiator ensured a very cozy stay indeed.```

there, that's about as far as my tired brain will go

@Zephyr Blackfish ***THAT'S*** how you build a mood

*that's* objectively false

granted I didn't bother coming up with a name for either of them

I managed to not fur it up, either

First rock from you I see that's garbage

@Jokerfaic#5461 i have no clue who you are

@Jokerfaic

ya I don't know you either, buuuut you're unblocked now, so, yay