i live in a world of fucktards

seriously

would rather eat a bullet

pass the salt

😦

damn, MrGoat

no lie

Go to French Foreign Legion then, tell them why you want to join and they'll take you immediatelly, you are a perfect candidate

😢

this world is fucked

and waking up everyday in it doesnt change it

me speaking out about it

does jack shit

Shep may have a point, you can get FR citizenship after 5 years in FFL and they will forgive all but pedo offences

if i were to go on public tv

\id be labled crazy

etc

Fuck FR citizenship, youll get 1200euro starer payment and wont have time to spend it anyway

i cant get a passport

.......

with my felony

Ride the desk for the legion for a few years

you don't need a passport

they wont let me leave legally

you go to the French Embassy

here in usa/

nope

yea you will have to pay for gas to Chicago

you cant in embassy

oh really? i thought you could

you have to visit Aubagne, FR, in person

yes

ahhh ok

see

i thought so

sorry goat, you are fucked

yup

well ithink there is really no reason for them not to issue you a passport

🔫 😿

Just hike the trails in Washington and come hang with the snow mexicans

j/k i'm being funny

don't shoot anyone, even yourself

ok

no violence

everyone not on parole is eligible for passport as far as i know

let me check passport law in the US

well i need money to buy one

im poor

not working atm

borrow it

steal it

from?

no bombs either....

life is struggle

i will bomb something

i hav eshit to build bombs

don't encourage him shep, we are trying to help him

no worries there

bombs r easy

🆗

made them in jr high

o.0

yes

i can do lots but i dont like to put my name on things

miiiight not want to say that unless you want a passport to a lifetime of involuntary anal]

lmao

FFL is your best shot so far although you'll still have to pass tests and their profiling methods

i will fuck them

tests r easy

@Jossi http://www.mckinsey.com/careers/home http://www.bcg.com/careers/apply/default.aspx http://bain.com/careers/index.aspx and https://www.reddit.com/r/consulting/

For example if you appear with an IPad they will not consider you

hmm

i will just wear a nice sweater and blue jeans

with my hair pulled back

pretty casual

there are instructions online on how you should look

i dont speak french

=/

and what you should carry (minimal baggage)

you dont need to

no baggage

just what i got on

no need for anything else

you do need couple of pair of briefs, socks, etc...

mah

just wear th esame ones

a very small amount of cash etc

i has no money

oh yea, he can't get a passport with a felony drug conviction. but he can change genders!

so that wont be there

see

what the fuck did i tell you

bullshit

https://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/pardon/legacy/2006/11/13/collateral_consequences.pdf this is so fucked up. read through it

yea ive read it

this is how i know

im not a complete idiot.

i was talking to the non-americans. most americans i know know how fucked up our laws are

😄

oh