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/r 1r1
@Horatio Cary: Emancipare!
/r qr2
@Horatio Cary: Confundo!
/r 1d1
@Horatio Cary: `1d1` = (1) = 1
Are you guys having another session right now?
I'za salamana
Nick Kyme
Say what you will about the Salamanders, but under the charcoal, those guys are white as fuck.
@Fireball Bastard No, they're a failed attempt to pander to african american players
In fact, originally they were niggers
Then, got retconned as a mutation to be pitch black "whites"
@halafradrimx That's... odd. Why would they retconn them?
@Fireball Bastard Because most people don't like the idea of diversity in 40k
I mean, it's one of the last sci-fi stuff that's made by whites for whites out there
Every other setting has to have niggers and other disgusting mongrels
;;play nigger
Searching YouTube for `nigger`...
;;join
Joining RPG
;;play kndfg
Searching YouTube for `kndfg`...
**Wokestep - mirror** will now play.
;;stop
The queue has been emptied, `1` track has been removed.
**Interstellar Main Theme - Extra Extended - Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer** will now play.
;;stop
The queue has been emptied, `1` track has been removed.
/r 14d88
@Ignant: `14d88` = (14+61+38+18+70+66+54+37+43+6+59+27+33+51) = 577
Nice roll got dubs
Not as good as when I got 666
Ya
@sorestree- SD lol When you get a chance. Go to the Tabletop server browser and type in "record player". The fuck is going on there? lmfao
What does everyone else thing of the other 40k RPGs? Dark Heresy (1e or 2e), Deathwatch, Rogue Trader?
Black Crusade faggots, don't even bother talking. lol
deathwatch and rogue trader seem interesting
My heart lies in Dark Heresy, but that's just me.
also fireball do you own TTS?
TTS?
table top simulator
Don't believe I do.
people, i made a character for Dungeons & Dragons thats a paladin with the oath of vengeneance which is a xenophobic character, and hates everything thats a filthy xeno
i will be running combat maps through tts just checking whos going to have to watch the stream and who will be able to manage their tokens
@Moose You belong in the 41st Millenium. lol
paladin 41st milenium uh mr moose are you a space muhreen?
@sorestree- SD He's just a very good Guardsman.
*I'm* the Space Marine. Manlets GTFO.
lol
@Fireball Bastard @sorestree- SD thats the idea
since all my kameraden are playing as glass canons
i needed to be a heavy aggroing shield person
armor class = 20
๐
ap =6
stormtrooper confirmed
Or an Ogryn.
;)
I look forward to playing a Commissar.
Last D&D match everyone died because a teammate betrapt me and tried to run away, I shot his leg off with a arrow
Betrayed*
I'm a Commissar. You want to run, you gotta go through me first.
Ah the good ol imperial cult
Too bad horus had his boohoo hisssy fit
>chaos corruption
>hissy fit
pick one
>son of the God Emperor
>Literally engineerd and designed to be perfect
>Becomes corrupted by chaos
Loser
Mabey the emporer should have been around more
Mabey give magnus a turn on the golden throne and sheeit
Lel horus and the other traitors had daddy issues
Having daddy issues is no excuse for treason and degeneracy.
Mah man
Going to be honest its all lorgars fault
Running around the galaxy seeking out chaos in the first place
@sorestree- SD What game is it?
MLP space adventures
What?
Table- what?
Table top simulator?
How much is it?
13$ on g2a
Yknow you van google it right? Proces vary
Who are you?
Deine freunde
Gรผtennacht
Oh god hes one of them
One of them germans
One of them germans
I didn't even realize Civic Nationalists had permission to view this channel.
Lol
Allright goys lets get schedules together @halafradrimx @Panzerklown @Horatio Cary @Ignant @Fireball Bastard
@sorestree- SD For what? A session? A group orientation?
Orientation on the second group regiment and ironing out things possibly
RPG is heresy
I'm bi-curious
Join us spyro
OH. Wrong orientation
No. I shall not stoop to this low
4d gaming is better than 3d gaming @Spyro69f
Then... why are you in this channel?
4d best d
IDK just meming
4d is better then 2d
I'm not sure what my schedule will look like just yet. I live in a very crowded house.
Is allright
I'll join you guys. Just say when
Literally every person I've come across that didn't like tabletop RPG's have been the biggest players. My face when
Well we are going to get together and plan our squad together soon @Spyro69f if you want to join
?what do you guys do
Just random RPG
A terrible job, usually
We are playing only war atm but soon we might jump into something different lile dnd
You guys will have to explain how war works
Do you know 40k?
I have once heard of this DnD, but know nothing of it.
Kek
I know nothing @sorestree- SD
Hmmmmm
Have you ever played like an rpg before even if its just something on the pc or 3d style
Yeah
League
and Dota 2 ahaha
>league
>dota
>rpg
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I know where my end will be as Tech Priest
@Panzerklown YOUR LIFE WILL BE SUCKED BY THE VOID DRAGON, FOOL!
@halafradrimx You don't know that's gonna happen.
Hal the mechanicum did nothing wrong
For all you know, the Void Dragon is permanently retarded from having his consciousness split up so many times.
@Fireball Bastard This is what the Necron want you to think
Hal the necrons dindu nuffin
I very much doubt the Necron could see that far ahead. If they did, they might not've had their shit pushed in by the Eldar and Orks in their early years.
@sorestree- SD Necrons gotta go, nigga
:/
Necrons are A ok in my book
@sorestree- SD For an imperian you really love those filthy xenos machinery
Dude you already know im not for the imperium lel
Im with chaos goy
@sorestree- SD WOOOOT?!?!!!?!?
D:
Hey wait a minute
They're also against chaos
Cause chaos is love
Chaos is LIFE
And they hate everything tha tlives
*that
Is living under tyranny, REALLY 'living', Hal?
^
@Panzerklown Both Chaos and the Imperium are tyrannies.
But one supports the common good and one's race, where the other supports degeneracy and moral annihilation.
:l
wtf is this
What is what?
"Both Chaos and the Imperium are tyrannies."
Is this part of the game
Yeah. In Only War, you serve as soldiers in the Imperial Guard (the army of the Imperium of Man). Arguably the greatest enemies of the Imperium and the God-Emperor, whom they worship, are the Chaos Gods.
Where do i find this information
Look up the pdf for something called the Imperial Primer. It's a Dark Heresy splatbook, but it'd suffice if you want to know more.
Sounds good
not worshiping the chaos gods that are the only real gods in the universe
@sorestree- SD Not serving the Emperor, the only human being strong enough to challenge the gods.
>implying defying the gods is admirable
He who will give Nurgle a bath, make Khorne go to anger management, beat Tzeentch in a chess game, and put a chastity belt on Slaanesh.
you keep worshipping a corpse ill go after real power
well see if nurgle can help us wipe out israel
>implying the chaos gods won't rape you in the afterlife, despite years of loyal service
>afterlife
not using science to make yourself live forever
>Implying this all isn't grimdark shit where nobody wins and you're only ever hoping to be the second biggest loser in the cosmos of losing.
t. 40k centrist
i guess if im going to be honest joining the tau is probobly the safest bet
they treat humans pretty good
Centrists get the bullet too.
@sorestree- SD You'd be a race traitor though.
mabey
mabey not
whats to say (in a normal rational universe not 40K) that we could get along with a space race like the tau
why wouldnt you
I don't mind making peace with them, and I certainly wouldn't mind getting their help against the Tyranids.
Having said that, that's like saying the white man should bow and serve the Asian.
well i guess it be a hard choice to make unless your planet was conquered by the tau then it might be reasonable to just adapt to it
>making peace with the space chinks
Wew
better than making peace with space niggers
or space elves
or space machines
or space aliems
or all those other races
>not wanting to be eaten by the slaugth
@Ignant Space Japanese = Space Honorary Aryans
But do they follow the Emprah?
No they don't. But neither did the Japanese worship Jesus Christ.
Well, they might be honorary commie space aryans, but they're still heretics
Yeah.
We're not asking to coexist. Just not to murder the fuck out of each other.
Ah
I looked up "commisar execution" on google images and got this. Is this canon?
YES
@Panzerklown Well Commissars aren't celibate. I don't think the priesthood is either.
And they DO have female Commissars.
/r 1d10
@Panzerklown: `1d10` = (5) = 5
/r 2d10+20
@sorestree- SD: `2d10+20` = (2+6)+20 = 28
Many thanks to @Syracks for helping to make RPG channel are suupah seekaret crub.
/r 14d88
@Panzerklown: `14d88` = (27+29+70+61+84+25+54+70+54+72+58+62+62+21) = 749
Which type of goblin is best and why is it the Tolkien goblin?
Because tolkien is a south african god of literature
@Ignant Warhammer "Gretchin" are best goblins.
*My* goblins ride around in Killa Kans and Gargants.
My goblins are able to build their own machinery in order to genocide better
And then orks and the uruk-hai are technically goblins, although its a very grey area
The TAU ARE FAGGOTS
and they treat humans as cannon fodder
Yes warhammer Goblins are the best goblins
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (1+3)+20 = 24
nigga what
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (1+7)+20 = 28
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (5+9)+20 = 34
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (5+10)+20 = 35
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (3+1)+20 = 24
/r 2d10+20
@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (7+1)+20 = 28
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