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2017-08-22 20:49:29 UTC

/r 1r1

2017-08-22 20:49:29 UTC

@Horatio Cary: Emancipare!

2017-08-22 20:49:52 UTC

/r qr2

2017-08-22 20:49:52 UTC

@Horatio Cary: Confundo!

2017-08-22 20:50:02 UTC

/r 1d1

2017-08-22 20:50:02 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `1d1` = (1) = 1

2017-08-22 20:51:22 UTC

Are you guys having another session right now?

2017-08-22 21:26:10 UTC

I'za salamana

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2017-08-22 21:29:44 UTC

Nick Kyme

2017-08-22 21:32:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/349667098647330827/Affirmative-Action-Nigger-Maxine-Waters-says-racism.png

2017-08-22 21:33:55 UTC

Say what you will about the Salamanders, but under the charcoal, those guys are white as fuck.

2017-08-22 21:36:26 UTC

@Fireball Bastard No, they're a failed attempt to pander to african american players

2017-08-22 21:36:36 UTC

In fact, originally they were niggers

2017-08-22 21:36:49 UTC

Then, got retconned as a mutation to be pitch black "whites"

2017-08-22 21:38:57 UTC

@halafradrimx That's... odd. Why would they retconn them?

2017-08-22 21:39:21 UTC

@Fireball Bastard Because most people don't like the idea of diversity in 40k

2017-08-22 21:39:41 UTC

I mean, it's one of the last sci-fi stuff that's made by whites for whites out there

2017-08-22 21:39:55 UTC

Every other setting has to have niggers and other disgusting mongrels

2017-08-22 21:42:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/349669724948529152/cuck_burch.jpg

2017-08-22 21:45:52 UTC

;;play nigger

2017-08-22 21:45:52 UTC

Searching YouTube for `nigger`...

2017-08-22 21:46:05 UTC

;;join

2017-08-22 21:46:05 UTC

Joining RPG

2017-08-22 21:46:15 UTC

;;play kndfg

2017-08-22 21:46:16 UTC

Searching YouTube for `kndfg`...

2017-08-22 21:46:28 UTC

**Wokestep - mirror** will now play.

2017-08-22 21:46:40 UTC

;;stop

2017-08-22 21:46:40 UTC

The queue has been emptied, `1` track has been removed.

2017-08-22 21:47:11 UTC

**Interstellar Main Theme - Extra Extended - Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer** will now play.

2017-08-22 21:50:14 UTC

;;stop

2017-08-22 21:50:14 UTC

The queue has been emptied, `1` track has been removed.

2017-08-23 15:54:23 UTC

/r 14d88

2017-08-23 15:54:23 UTC

@Ignant: `14d88` = (14+61+38+18+70+66+54+37+43+6+59+27+33+51) = 577

2017-08-23 16:02:31 UTC

Nice roll got dubs

2017-08-23 20:55:13 UTC

Not as good as when I got 666

2017-08-23 21:03:32 UTC

Ya

2017-08-23 22:37:54 UTC

@sorestree- SD lol When you get a chance. Go to the Tabletop server browser and type in "record player". The fuck is going on there? lmfao

2017-08-23 22:41:47 UTC

What does everyone else thing of the other 40k RPGs? Dark Heresy (1e or 2e), Deathwatch, Rogue Trader?

2017-08-23 22:41:58 UTC

Black Crusade faggots, don't even bother talking. lol

2017-08-23 22:42:17 UTC

deathwatch and rogue trader seem interesting

2017-08-23 22:43:25 UTC

My heart lies in Dark Heresy, but that's just me.

2017-08-23 22:44:22 UTC

also fireball do you own TTS?

2017-08-23 22:44:39 UTC
2017-08-23 22:44:52 UTC

TTS?

2017-08-23 22:45:00 UTC

table top simulator

2017-08-23 22:45:07 UTC

Don't believe I do.

2017-08-23 22:45:45 UTC

people, i made a character for Dungeons & Dragons thats a paladin with the oath of vengeneance which is a xenophobic character, and hates everything thats a filthy xeno

2017-08-23 22:46:08 UTC

i will be running combat maps through tts just checking whos going to have to watch the stream and who will be able to manage their tokens

2017-08-23 22:46:20 UTC

@Moose You belong in the 41st Millenium. lol

2017-08-23 22:46:50 UTC

paladin 41st milenium uh mr moose are you a space muhreen?

2017-08-23 22:49:19 UTC

@sorestree- SD He's just a very good Guardsman.

2017-08-23 22:49:34 UTC

*I'm* the Space Marine. Manlets GTFO.

2017-08-23 22:49:35 UTC

lol

2017-08-23 22:55:34 UTC
2017-08-23 22:55:50 UTC

since all my kameraden are playing as glass canons

2017-08-23 22:56:07 UTC

i needed to be a heavy aggroing shield person

2017-08-23 22:56:15 UTC

armor class = 20

2017-08-23 22:56:20 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-08-23 22:56:43 UTC

ap =6

2017-08-23 22:56:52 UTC

stormtrooper confirmed

2017-08-23 22:56:57 UTC
2017-08-23 22:57:26 UTC

Or an Ogryn.

2017-08-23 23:28:15 UTC

;)

2017-08-23 23:30:11 UTC

I look forward to playing a Commissar.

2017-08-23 23:31:34 UTC

Last D&D match everyone died because a teammate betrapt me and tried to run away, I shot his leg off with a arrow

2017-08-23 23:31:46 UTC

Betrayed*

2017-08-23 23:40:20 UTC

I'm a Commissar. You want to run, you gotta go through me first.

2017-08-23 23:47:04 UTC

Ah the good ol imperial cult

2017-08-23 23:47:21 UTC

Too bad horus had his boohoo hisssy fit

2017-08-23 23:48:25 UTC

>chaos corruption

2017-08-23 23:48:28 UTC

>hissy fit

2017-08-23 23:48:33 UTC

pick one

2017-08-23 23:49:26 UTC

>son of the God Emperor
>Literally engineerd and designed to be perfect
>Becomes corrupted by chaos
Loser

2017-08-23 23:59:07 UTC

Mabey the emporer should have been around more

2017-08-23 23:59:47 UTC

Mabey give magnus a turn on the golden throne and sheeit

2017-08-24 00:00:01 UTC

Lel horus and the other traitors had daddy issues

2017-08-24 00:00:04 UTC

Having daddy issues is no excuse for treason and degeneracy.

2017-08-24 00:00:13 UTC

Mah man

2017-08-24 00:00:29 UTC

Going to be honest its all lorgars fault

2017-08-24 00:01:28 UTC

Running around the galaxy seeking out chaos in the first place

2017-08-24 00:01:46 UTC

@sorestree- SD What game is it?

2017-08-24 00:02:05 UTC

MLP space adventures

2017-08-24 00:02:23 UTC
2017-08-24 00:02:39 UTC

What?

2017-08-24 00:02:46 UTC

Table- what?

2017-08-24 00:03:08 UTC

Table top simulator?

2017-08-24 00:03:14 UTC

How much is it?

2017-08-24 00:03:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350067575616438274/ha25.jpg

2017-08-24 00:03:43 UTC

13$ on g2a

2017-08-24 00:03:50 UTC

Yknow you van google it right? Proces vary

2017-08-24 00:04:02 UTC

2017-08-24 00:04:02 UTC

Who are you?

2017-08-24 00:04:53 UTC

Deine freunde

2017-08-24 00:05:01 UTC

Gรผtennacht

2017-08-24 00:05:28 UTC

Oh god hes one of them

2017-08-24 00:06:04 UTC

One of them germans

2017-08-24 00:06:05 UTC

One of them germans

2017-08-24 00:06:14 UTC

I didn't even realize Civic Nationalists had permission to view this channel.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350068246726049793/the_more_you_knoe.jpg

2017-08-24 01:45:55 UTC

Lol

2017-08-24 22:12:08 UTC

Allright goys lets get schedules together @halafradrimx @Panzerklown @Horatio Cary @Ignant @Fireball Bastard

2017-08-24 22:14:20 UTC

@sorestree- SD For what? A session? A group orientation?

2017-08-24 22:15:29 UTC

Orientation on the second group regiment and ironing out things possibly

2017-08-24 22:16:10 UTC

RPG is heresy

2017-08-24 22:16:18 UTC

I'm bi-curious

2017-08-24 22:16:22 UTC

Join us spyro

2017-08-24 22:16:23 UTC

OH. Wrong orientation

2017-08-24 22:16:49 UTC

No. I shall not stoop to this low

2017-08-24 22:17:11 UTC

4d gaming is better than 3d gaming @Spyro69f

2017-08-24 22:17:12 UTC

Then... why are you in this channel?

2017-08-24 22:17:49 UTC

4d best d

2017-08-24 22:18:27 UTC

IDK just meming

2017-08-24 22:18:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350403539773816833/feel_too_intelligent_chess.jpg

2017-08-24 22:18:41 UTC

4d is better then 2d

2017-08-24 22:18:50 UTC

I'm not sure what my schedule will look like just yet. I live in a very crowded house.

2017-08-24 22:19:01 UTC

Is allright

2017-08-24 22:20:34 UTC

I'll join you guys. Just say when

2017-08-24 22:20:41 UTC

Literally every person I've come across that didn't like tabletop RPG's have been the biggest players. My face when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350404075306876928/silent_laugh.gif

2017-08-24 22:22:01 UTC

Well we are going to get together and plan our squad together soon @Spyro69f if you want to join

2017-08-24 22:22:20 UTC

?what do you guys do

2017-08-24 22:22:26 UTC

Just random RPG

2017-08-24 22:22:30 UTC

A terrible job, usually

2017-08-24 22:22:53 UTC

We are playing only war atm but soon we might jump into something different lile dnd

2017-08-24 22:22:56 UTC
2017-08-24 22:23:13 UTC

You guys will have to explain how war works

2017-08-24 22:23:34 UTC

Do you know 40k?

2017-08-24 22:23:44 UTC

I have once heard of this DnD, but know nothing of it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350404839764918273/bobby_faceapp_smile.jpg

2017-08-24 22:23:54 UTC

Kek

2017-08-24 22:26:12 UTC

I know nothing @sorestree- SD

2017-08-24 22:26:34 UTC

Hmmmmm

2017-08-24 22:27:15 UTC

Have you ever played like an rpg before even if its just something on the pc or 3d style

2017-08-24 22:27:28 UTC

Yeah

2017-08-24 22:27:33 UTC

League

2017-08-24 22:27:36 UTC

and Dota 2 ahaha

2017-08-24 22:28:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350405971367034881/jc5_what_a_shame.png

2017-08-24 22:29:06 UTC

>league

2017-08-24 22:29:13 UTC

>dota

2017-08-24 22:29:20 UTC

>rpg

2017-08-24 22:29:30 UTC

Watamireading.jpg

2017-08-24 22:29:43 UTC

Imsorryimnotaheritic.jpg

2017-08-24 22:36:21 UTC

I know where my end will be as Tech Priest

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350408018263015454/wolfenstein_mech.jpg

2017-08-24 22:39:19 UTC

@Panzerklown YOUR LIFE WILL BE SUCKED BY THE VOID DRAGON, FOOL!

2017-08-24 22:40:45 UTC

@halafradrimx You don't know that's gonna happen.

2017-08-24 22:40:49 UTC

Hal the mechanicum did nothing wrong

2017-08-24 22:41:07 UTC

For all you know, the Void Dragon is permanently retarded from having his consciousness split up so many times.

2017-08-24 22:44:35 UTC

@Fireball Bastard This is what the Necron want you to think

2017-08-24 22:45:09 UTC

Hal the necrons dindu nuffin

2017-08-24 22:45:16 UTC

I very much doubt the Necron could see that far ahead. If they did, they might not've had their shit pushed in by the Eldar and Orks in their early years.

2017-08-24 22:45:19 UTC

@sorestree- SD Necrons gotta go, nigga

2017-08-24 22:45:22 UTC

:/

2017-08-24 22:45:40 UTC

Necrons are A ok in my book

2017-08-24 22:46:00 UTC

@sorestree- SD For an imperian you really love those filthy xenos machinery

2017-08-24 22:46:30 UTC

Dude you already know im not for the imperium lel

2017-08-24 22:46:53 UTC

Im with chaos goy

2017-08-24 22:46:56 UTC
2017-08-24 22:53:23 UTC

@sorestree- SD WOOOOT?!?!!!?!?

2017-08-24 22:53:26 UTC

D:

2017-08-24 22:53:34 UTC

Hey wait a minute

2017-08-24 22:53:38 UTC

They're also against chaos

2017-08-24 22:53:46 UTC

Cause chaos is love

2017-08-24 22:53:51 UTC

Chaos is LIFE

2017-08-24 22:53:57 UTC

And they hate everything tha tlives

2017-08-24 22:53:58 UTC

*that

2017-08-24 22:57:49 UTC

Is living under tyranny, REALLY 'living', Hal?

2017-08-24 22:58:47 UTC

^

2017-08-24 23:05:27 UTC

@Panzerklown Both Chaos and the Imperium are tyrannies.

2017-08-24 23:05:58 UTC

But one supports the common good and one's race, where the other supports degeneracy and moral annihilation.

2017-08-24 23:06:33 UTC

:l

2017-08-24 23:06:39 UTC

wtf is this

2017-08-24 23:07:33 UTC

What is what?

2017-08-24 23:08:15 UTC

"Both Chaos and the Imperium are tyrannies."

2017-08-24 23:08:18 UTC

Is this part of the game

2017-08-24 23:09:39 UTC

Yeah. In Only War, you serve as soldiers in the Imperial Guard (the army of the Imperium of Man). Arguably the greatest enemies of the Imperium and the God-Emperor, whom they worship, are the Chaos Gods.

2017-08-24 23:10:58 UTC

Where do i find this information

2017-08-24 23:13:34 UTC

Look up the pdf for something called the Imperial Primer. It's a Dark Heresy splatbook, but it'd suffice if you want to know more.

2017-08-24 23:13:53 UTC

Sounds good

2017-08-24 23:17:33 UTC

not worshiping the chaos gods that are the only real gods in the universe

2017-08-24 23:20:26 UTC

@sorestree- SD Not serving the Emperor, the only human being strong enough to challenge the gods.

2017-08-24 23:21:21 UTC

>implying defying the gods is admirable

2017-08-24 23:21:42 UTC

He who will give Nurgle a bath, make Khorne go to anger management, beat Tzeentch in a chess game, and put a chastity belt on Slaanesh.

2017-08-24 23:22:21 UTC

you keep worshipping a corpse ill go after real power

2017-08-24 23:22:53 UTC

well see if nurgle can help us wipe out israel

2017-08-24 23:23:14 UTC

>implying the chaos gods won't rape you in the afterlife, despite years of loyal service

2017-08-24 23:23:31 UTC

>afterlife

2017-08-24 23:24:00 UTC

not using science to make yourself live forever

2017-08-24 23:24:16 UTC

>Implying this all isn't grimdark shit where nobody wins and you're only ever hoping to be the second biggest loser in the cosmos of losing.

2017-08-24 23:25:03 UTC

t. 40k centrist

2017-08-24 23:25:13 UTC

i guess if im going to be honest joining the tau is probobly the safest bet

2017-08-24 23:25:31 UTC

they treat humans pretty good

2017-08-24 23:25:52 UTC

Centrists get the bullet too.

2017-08-24 23:26:06 UTC

@sorestree- SD You'd be a race traitor though.

2017-08-24 23:26:27 UTC

mabey

2017-08-24 23:26:31 UTC

mabey not

2017-08-24 23:27:03 UTC

whats to say (in a normal rational universe not 40K) that we could get along with a space race like the tau

2017-08-24 23:27:14 UTC

why wouldnt you

2017-08-24 23:27:45 UTC

I don't mind making peace with them, and I certainly wouldn't mind getting their help against the Tyranids.

2017-08-24 23:28:09 UTC

Having said that, that's like saying the white man should bow and serve the Asian.

2017-08-24 23:29:19 UTC

well i guess it be a hard choice to make unless your planet was conquered by the tau then it might be reasonable to just adapt to it

2017-08-24 23:50:48 UTC

>making peace with the space chinks

2017-08-24 23:50:50 UTC

Wew

2017-08-24 23:53:51 UTC

better than making peace with space niggers

2017-08-24 23:53:56 UTC

or space elves

2017-08-24 23:54:00 UTC

or space machines

2017-08-24 23:54:04 UTC

or space aliems

2017-08-24 23:54:12 UTC

or all those other races

2017-08-24 23:55:33 UTC

>not wanting to be eaten by the slaugth

2017-08-24 23:56:15 UTC

@Ignant Space Japanese = Space Honorary Aryans

2017-08-24 23:56:59 UTC

But do they follow the Emprah?

2017-08-24 23:58:12 UTC

No they don't. But neither did the Japanese worship Jesus Christ.

2017-08-25 00:00:21 UTC

Well, they might be honorary commie space aryans, but they're still heretics

2017-08-25 00:00:45 UTC

Yeah.

2017-08-25 00:01:04 UTC

We're not asking to coexist. Just not to murder the fuck out of each other.

2017-08-25 00:02:16 UTC

Ah

2017-08-25 00:07:21 UTC

I looked up "commisar execution" on google images and got this. Is this canon?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349400929180581889/350430917619220480/commissar_jessica_by_kazuv.png

2017-08-25 00:13:04 UTC

YES

2017-08-25 00:38:05 UTC

@Panzerklown Well Commissars aren't celibate. I don't think the priesthood is either.

2017-08-25 00:38:21 UTC

And they DO have female Commissars.

2017-08-25 04:01:04 UTC

/r 1d10

2017-08-25 04:01:05 UTC

@Panzerklown: `1d10` = (5) = 5

2017-08-25 04:03:14 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 04:03:14 UTC

@sorestree- SD: `2d10+20` = (2+6)+20 = 28

2017-08-25 04:03:31 UTC

Many thanks to @Syracks for helping to make RPG channel are suupah seekaret crub.

2017-08-25 04:04:17 UTC

/r 14d88

2017-08-25 04:04:17 UTC

@Panzerklown: `14d88` = (27+29+70+61+84+25+54+70+54+72+58+62+62+21) = 749

2017-08-25 15:15:43 UTC

Which type of goblin is best and why is it the Tolkien goblin?

2017-08-25 15:22:41 UTC

Because tolkien is a south african god of literature

2017-08-25 16:15:41 UTC

@Ignant Warhammer "Gretchin" are best goblins.

2017-08-25 16:16:03 UTC

*My* goblins ride around in Killa Kans and Gargants.

2017-08-25 16:52:37 UTC

My goblins are able to build their own machinery in order to genocide better

2017-08-25 16:54:09 UTC

And then orks and the uruk-hai are technically goblins, although its a very grey area

2017-08-25 19:27:09 UTC

The TAU ARE FAGGOTS
and they treat humans as cannon fodder

2017-08-25 19:32:57 UTC

Yes warhammer Goblins are the best goblins

2017-08-25 19:54:16 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:16 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (1+3)+20 = 24

2017-08-25 19:54:21 UTC

nigga what

2017-08-25 19:54:27 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:27 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (1+7)+20 = 28

2017-08-25 19:54:28 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:29 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (5+9)+20 = 34

2017-08-25 19:54:30 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:30 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (5+10)+20 = 35

2017-08-25 19:54:31 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:32 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (3+1)+20 = 24

2017-08-25 19:54:35 UTC

/r 2d10+20

2017-08-25 19:54:35 UTC

@Horatio Cary: `2d10+20` = (7+1)+20 = 28

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