#the-ranch (Discord ID: 418935023388065794) in #FedsShallRiseAgain!, page 1


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2018-03-19 01:44:44 UTC

if I had a dick I'd tell him to suck it

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2018-03-19 01:49:49 UTC

lmao

2018-03-19 01:51:20 UTC

lol

2018-03-19 01:58:13 UTC

peebs_irl

2018-03-19 11:41:39 UTC

Proud moderate sucks

2018-03-19 11:42:26 UTC

I’ve always wanted to edit the vine of the three guys in the bed going to town and add proudmoderate ghost ruin and mondales avatars to that

2018-03-19 11:46:24 UTC

Lmao

2018-03-19 15:25:55 UTC

yes pls do

2018-03-19 15:25:59 UTC

lmfao

2018-03-20 18:48:36 UTC

atlas dem logic
(well most of them, you're okay LT :P)

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2018-03-20 19:55:50 UTC

Lmao

2018-03-30 15:34:34 UTC

Hey man do you have a registrar of all southern federalist voters

2018-04-06 03:15:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418935023388065794/431653045869346827/drink.jpg

2018-04-06 03:19:22 UTC

an American tradition

2018-04-07 22:08:46 UTC

lol new results

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2018-04-07 22:09:00 UTC

Yess

2018-04-07 22:09:53 UTC

Libertarians are hawt!

2018-04-07 22:24:19 UTC

Indeed

2018-04-07 22:24:24 UTC

I got Elizabeth Warren 79%

2018-04-07 22:24:25 UTC

How

2018-04-07 22:25:52 UTC

RIP

2018-04-07 22:25:55 UTC

The hugest Republican I got was romney w 49

2018-04-07 22:25:57 UTC

😂😂

2018-04-07 22:25:59 UTC

you're becoming a socialist

2018-04-07 22:26:06 UTC

Nooo

2018-04-07 22:26:28 UTC

I think it’s because I ranked pretty much all questions less important except for the answers on the deficit

2018-04-07 22:28:35 UTC

Oh nvm Gary Johnson is up there ❤

2018-04-07 22:32:51 UTC

i'll take it and see what i get

2018-04-08 01:37:01 UTC

my co-workers and I are about to build a fire in the parking lot

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2018-04-08 01:39:02 UTC

yall should burn couches Kentucky style!

2018-04-08 01:39:34 UTC

Terrorism

2018-04-08 01:41:43 UTC

Big Blue Nation!

2018-04-08 01:44:50 UTC

savages!

2018-04-08 02:03:01 UTC

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2018-04-08 02:07:06 UTC

I wanted a dumpster fire but I like not going to jail and losing my job

2018-04-08 02:07:46 UTC

and I'm not sure @Reactionary would be willing to be my lawyer for that :P

2018-04-08 02:14:08 UTC

lol

2018-04-09 00:10:48 UTC

Oof looks like I’ll lose the primary by one second preference vote

2018-04-09 01:19:08 UTC

does it work that way with prefs in a 2 person primary?

2018-04-09 01:19:33 UTC

Like I only didnt 2nd pref you because I didnt think there would be a run off

2018-04-09 01:20:10 UTC

I don’t know if it works that way. But damnnn what do you think will happen

2018-04-09 01:20:15 UTC

lol

2018-04-09 01:20:18 UTC

No idea

2018-04-09 01:20:29 UTC

Shit I wish the south had an lt gov spot

2018-04-09 01:20:37 UTC

party rules not my specialty

2018-04-09 01:20:41 UTC

I’d offer it to him and then decline to run for a second term

2018-04-09 01:20:42 UTC

Hmm

2018-04-09 01:20:54 UTC

Does that mean you run for senate against weatherboy?

2018-04-09 01:21:24 UTC

Well. It means I’d serve a term as Governor, run for senate and we endorse eachother for the spots.

2018-04-09 01:21:43 UTC

Is that a good offer? But I dunno. I’d have to support him for speaker or something. But yeah I guess

2018-04-09 01:21:53 UTC

Speaking of the senate, when does my term end

2018-04-09 01:22:11 UTC

Last week of April maybe?

2018-04-09 01:22:17 UTC

Damn not bad

2018-04-09 01:22:20 UTC

Our dates are weird

2018-04-09 01:22:25 UTC

Ikr

2018-04-09 01:22:40 UTC

I just don’t know who’ll win.

2018-04-09 01:22:43 UTC

Just run for Senate

2018-04-09 01:23:01 UTC

Our platform can rebuild your image

2018-04-09 01:23:02 UTC

Well. At this point I don’t think we have a gubernatorial nominee

2018-04-09 01:23:12 UTC

Alright and maybe when I introduce that jobs bill too.

2018-04-09 01:23:15 UTC

neither do the PUs

2018-04-09 01:23:31 UTC

Well South Governor is fed either way

2018-04-09 01:23:36 UTC

yea

2018-04-09 01:23:41 UTC

If I just say the primary tied and ran for senate I could rebound from that

2018-04-09 01:23:45 UTC

plus we will control the chamber

2018-04-09 01:23:55 UTC

Do we have a candidate for senate

2018-04-09 01:23:58 UTC

no

2018-04-09 01:24:01 UTC

Because I don’t wanna get primaries again lol

2018-04-09 01:24:03 UTC

Primaried*

2018-04-09 01:24:11 UTC

It may be too late for a primary

2018-04-09 01:24:18 UTC

I think Yankee said

2018-04-09 01:24:29 UTC

if we have no candidate by the end of the endorsement period

2018-04-09 01:24:39 UTC

the first fed to announce after

2018-04-09 01:24:47 UTC

automatically gets endorsed

2018-04-09 01:25:13 UTC

And if we leverage our fed strength

2018-04-09 01:25:23 UTC

to push through a good conservative agenda

2018-04-09 01:25:35 UTC

I dont foresee future primary against you

2018-04-09 01:25:52 UTC

This time was mostly because of several recent votes

2018-04-09 01:26:09 UTC

If your next term is better

2018-04-09 01:26:19 UTC

No one will remember the past slipups

2018-04-09 01:26:39 UTC

I certainly wont hold a grudge that long

2018-04-09 01:26:47 UTC

especially if we continue to work as a team in the senate

2018-04-09 01:27:15 UTC

Plus now I am around to shout down lefty bs

2018-04-09 01:27:27 UTC

because I dont care about winning over moderates

2018-04-09 01:27:46 UTC

Haslam, I'll vote for either you or Fairbol depending on if you run for the other office

2018-04-09 01:28:06 UTC

because I want the feds to have candidates for both offices

2018-04-09 01:32:32 UTC

I’ll run for Senate.

2018-04-09 01:32:36 UTC

However

2018-04-09 01:33:27 UTC

I still want to create a regional federalist friendly party. I believe that’s a good way to help the party nationally. I’ll make a speech, I’d like y’all to check it first and I already pmed fairbol about the deal. Damn dude this is crazyyyy

2018-04-09 01:33:47 UTC

what do you mean

2018-04-09 01:33:58 UTC

would it be a regional party

2018-04-09 01:34:01 UTC

Thanks though man and yeah

2018-04-09 01:34:14 UTC

“The Liberty Party”

2018-04-09 01:34:25 UTC

used to promote the Keep it Simple Plan

2018-04-09 01:34:39 UTC

But hold up check my speech my dude

2018-04-09 01:37:52 UTC

[font=timesnewroman][b][size=16pt]Senator Haslam makes an announcement!!![/size][/b][/font]

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[i]Senator Haslam announces his decision.[/i]

[size=14pt]”Hell, I had no idea this race would tie. I thought the Senate wasn’t right for me, and personally had a long time ambition and dream to be Governor. However, democracy has played its process, and I’m glad it did. The result is in question, as me and delegate Fairbol have tied. I congratulate him on a hard fought race, it remained in good spirits, and I’m happy about that. Although it was a weird outcome, a tie, I’m announcing something I never really thought I would announce. I have unfinished business in the Senate, I’m not gonna lie I haven’t been the most active, uncontroversial, best Senator I could be. That’s why I ran for Governor. However I believe our country has really struck something with the Keep it Simple Platform, and I have plans to introduce some legislation from that platform. Long story short, I am endorsing Delegate Fairbol for the governorship. I am running for Senate as the “moderate” candidate. I hope that you can vote for a second term of experience, a second term of the values of liberty, a second term of bipartisan negotiation. I hope you can vote for the Keep it Simple agenda, and I hope we can make Atlasia, and our region, soar together!!!”[/size]

2018-04-09 22:49:57 UTC

BLM protesting outside where I work right now

2018-04-09 22:50:24 UTC

how did your city trigger people this time?

2018-04-09 22:50:34 UTC

Police shooting on Saturday night

2018-04-09 22:50:47 UTC

Although the guy shot doesnt sound very sympathetic

2018-04-09 22:51:09 UTC

Since he followed his ex to her house at like 1 AM.

2018-04-09 22:51:19 UTC

Wouldnt leave even when the cops showed up

2018-04-09 22:51:38 UTC

Fiddled in his pockets, wouldnt show his hands

2018-04-09 22:51:43 UTC

Got tazed

2018-04-09 22:51:52 UTC

Then rather than going down ran to his car

2018-04-09 22:52:03 UTC

Reached in the glove box

2018-04-09 22:52:15 UTC

Reexited the car and approached police while yelling

2018-04-09 22:52:26 UTC

And wouldnt show his hands after 2 or 3 more requests

2018-04-09 22:52:51 UTC

He could have left several times

2018-04-09 22:52:56 UTC

or at least deescalated

2018-04-09 22:52:56 UTC

yeah that doesn't really sound like an innocent man getting gunned down by dirty cops.

2018-04-09 22:53:06 UTC

But my town is half black

2018-04-09 22:53:14 UTC

No idea the color of the cop

2018-04-09 22:53:32 UTC

The protesters were kind enough to wait til we all left

2018-04-09 22:53:38 UTC

Just drove by

2018-04-09 22:53:45 UTC

Its like 100 people

2018-04-09 22:53:48 UTC

outside

2018-04-09 22:54:03 UTC

near the statue of our confederate 50-year mayor

2018-04-09 22:54:54 UTC

Totally saw some cops with rifles take position up the street when I was leaving at 5 tho

2018-04-09 22:55:16 UTC

I work 1 floor above the police station

2018-04-09 22:56:11 UTC

damn

2018-04-09 22:58:13 UTC

Thank God I dont represent the Police Department

2018-04-09 23:02:55 UTC

you'd have lynch mobs after you

2018-04-10 16:21:41 UTC

Damn.

2018-04-22 05:33:01 UTC

hey how's it going @GFGitalianpasta

2018-06-10 04:38:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418935023388065794/455229157539053571/santander.jpg

2018-06-10 04:38:16 UTC

check this out

2018-06-10 04:39:16 UTC
2018-06-10 04:41:35 UTC

lmao

2018-06-10 11:04:48 UTC

Lol

2018-06-22 02:55:00 UTC

Check out my new sig!

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2018-06-23 20:52:49 UTC

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2018-06-23 20:52:59 UTC

LMAO

2018-06-23 20:53:03 UTC

😂

2018-06-23 20:57:01 UTC

tfw your own party members abandon you

2018-06-23 20:57:06 UTC

lmao

2018-06-25 11:45:37 UTC

I mean

2018-06-25 11:45:44 UTC

That’s what happened last election

2018-06-25 11:45:56 UTC

Man PUP just has the shittiest strategies

2018-06-25 18:42:34 UTC

LABOR IS A THING AGAIN

2018-06-25 18:42:45 UTC

3 people have signed up for it, including dfw

2018-06-25 18:43:14 UTC

I'm thinking about joining Comrade Santander in Labor lol

2018-06-25 18:43:28 UTC

nooooo

2018-06-25 18:43:40 UTC

Yeah same

2018-06-25 18:43:52 UTC

I miss.the good old labor

2018-06-25 18:44:00 UTC

The communist one

2018-06-25 18:44:11 UTC

lol

2018-06-25 18:44:25 UTC

nah, this new labor is gonna be deplorable

2018-06-25 18:44:38 UTC

it has doof, MB, and Santander

2018-06-25 18:44:44 UTC

Oof

2018-06-25 18:44:55 UTC

Griff needs to go back

2018-06-25 18:45:20 UTC

lol

2018-06-25 20:19:50 UTC

Make Labor deplorable again!

2018-06-26 13:16:55 UTC

^^ Labor Party 2k18

2018-07-18 00:19:34 UTC

@everyone GO VOTE TO GET RID OF LUMINE! https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=296674.0

2018-07-18 00:20:06 UTC

Oh my god @everyone vote to get rid of lumine!!

2018-07-18 02:22:54 UTC

Why is Lumine considered as worse than Wells?

2018-07-18 02:23:49 UTC

cuz he hates freedom

2018-07-18 02:43:28 UTC

@everyone Go vote for 1184AZ if you love liberty!

2018-07-18 03:17:48 UTC

Um

2018-07-24 03:27:21 UTC

Bagel won by 0.0195%

2018-07-24 03:27:45 UTC

@Oldenfranck Lucky guy

2018-07-24 03:31:23 UTC

Who is running against who for Lincoln? Are Vern and Griffin against each other?

2018-07-24 03:42:48 UTC

Yeah

2018-07-30 06:46:10 UTC

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2018-07-31 18:22:23 UTC

Did I already vote?

2018-07-31 18:22:30 UTC

Beautiful shitpost

2018-08-02 19:59:20 UTC

If me vs Pericles could be summed up in one quote, this would be it :P

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2018-08-12 04:18:12 UTC
2018-08-13 01:29:09 UTC

Come join this @everyone ! https://discord.gg/sSXPEK

2018-08-14 00:56:59 UTC

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2018-08-14 00:57:33 UTC

Ninja has admitted that the PUP is behind the southern raccoon crisis.

2018-08-14 00:57:53 UTC

what crisis lmao

2018-08-14 00:58:23 UTC

It's something to do with tmth

2018-08-14 00:58:26 UTC

Yo @Deleted User wanna make a band?

2018-08-14 00:58:38 UTC

lool sry nah

2018-08-14 01:00:30 UTC

I think his first executive order was to deal with a raccoon infestation.

2018-08-14 03:51:31 UTC

Did the FauxPUP HQ channel get deleted?

2018-08-14 03:54:36 UTC

sad!

2018-08-14 03:54:56 UTC

Boo!

2018-08-14 03:55:06 UTC

Them coons did it again!

2018-08-15 01:35:02 UTC

We should have a recruiting topic on here

2018-08-15 01:35:10 UTC

Someoen recruit him @Deleted User

2018-08-23 20:22:37 UTC

HE is active tho

2018-08-24 08:55:59 UTC

I'm about to do my ballot

2018-08-24 08:56:07 UTC

for House. who needs my votes most?

2018-08-24 09:03:24 UTC

vern is the only one with no first prefs. OSR or Lechasseur could work for you too. They're more socially conservative than vern.

2018-08-24 09:04:29 UTC

ok, thanks. I think I'll do OSR/Lechasseur/Vern/fhtagn/YT, since both you and YT are doing quite well

2018-08-24 09:04:37 UTC

what about PMs for folks?

2018-08-24 09:06:51 UTC

if you have any sway with socons like ExtremeConservative get them out

2018-08-24 09:09:13 UTC

ok, so push them for OSR/Lechasse I'm guessing

2018-08-24 09:09:34 UTC

can do. will work on that sat morning

2018-08-24 09:09:53 UTC

And we probably need to prop up Vern near the end

2018-08-24 09:10:15 UTC

On sunday

2018-08-24 09:10:53 UTC

Although, i guess the Vern should heavily target the Luminites

2018-08-24 09:11:17 UTC

yeah he's more in the moderate wing, YT might want to save some of his prefs for vern

2018-08-24 09:12:13 UTC

I’ve overcampaigned

2018-08-24 09:12:15 UTC

Severely

2018-08-24 09:12:42 UTC

I knew I’d do it too which is annoying

2018-08-24 09:12:57 UTC

better too much than too little

2018-08-26 04:11:49 UTC

Pericles logic:
"I've already justified my policies previously, and I believe they're good ideas, and it's more progressive to support good ideas than bad ideas"

2018-09-18 03:22:16 UTC

https://discord.gg/st93v7 GET IN @everyone !

2018-10-19 02:23:09 UTC
2018-10-20 23:31:44 UTC

I say it's about time for a drink

2018-10-20 23:39:48 UTC

*UlmerFudd arrested for underage drinking*

2018-10-21 00:38:31 UTC

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2018-10-21 00:49:21 UTC

FedNews: Citizen UlmerFudd murdered by Antifa Laborite thugs

2018-10-21 00:51:18 UTC

Mass Murderer Not_Madigan spotted near crime scene

2018-10-24 23:20:07 UTC

Here's my new political matrix score

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2018-10-24 23:30:25 UTC
2018-10-24 23:30:29 UTC

Check this out

2018-10-24 23:35:34 UTC

Congratulations

2018-10-24 23:35:39 UTC

You’re a republican now

2018-10-24 23:35:49 UTC

@Deleted User Bevin 2019!

2018-10-24 23:36:03 UTC

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2018-10-25 00:25:07 UTC

ew you crossed the second bad line

2018-10-25 00:28:43 UTC

Kek

2018-10-25 02:18:56 UTC

@everyone I am going to Trumps Rally on Friday 😬

2018-10-25 02:19:35 UTC

good luck!

2018-10-25 02:19:52 UTC

I hope I don't get attacked or anything haha

2018-10-25 02:20:51 UTC

TRUMP!

2018-10-25 02:21:06 UTC

it should be fun

2018-10-25 02:21:08 UTC

haha

2018-10-25 02:21:21 UTC

Maybe I can get behind him and get on tv

2018-10-25 02:30:11 UTC

@Vern I was gonna carpool with folks to that but we were afraid there wouldn't be any hotels that had rooms available

2018-10-25 02:31:05 UTC

You could always try and get a hotel in Rock Hill which is about 20 mins south of the City in SC

2018-10-25 02:31:20 UTC

probably too late to try to plan that now

2018-10-25 02:32:04 UTC

Yea, Well I will have pictures! Hopefully. I just hope we get there early enough

2018-10-25 02:32:25 UTC

maybe if he's ever in VA again I'll go with folks

2018-10-25 04:49:57 UTC

Well

2018-10-25 04:50:02 UTC

Vote Trump in 2020

2018-10-25 05:08:41 UTC

or don't

2018-10-25 06:22:48 UTC

lol

2018-10-25 14:54:40 UTC

No

2018-10-25 14:54:44 UTC

Vote Trump

2018-10-25 14:54:49 UTC

We gotta destroy the Dems

2018-10-26 00:21:39 UTC

Vote for a good Dem

2018-10-26 00:21:47 UTC

No socialism

2018-10-26 00:22:03 UTC

#ModerateHeroOption!

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