#the-ranch (Discord ID: 418935023388065794) in #FedsShallRiseAgain!, page 1

if I had a dick I'd tell him to suck it

lmao

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lol

peebs_irl

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Proud moderate sucks

I’ve always wanted to edit the vine of the three guys in the bed going to town and add proudmoderate ghost ruin and mondales avatars to that

Lmao

yes pls do

lmfao

atlas dem logic
(well most of them, you're okay LT :P)

Lmao

Hey man do you have a registrar of all southern federalist voters

an American tradition

lol new results

Yess

Libertarians are hawt!

Indeed

I got Elizabeth Warren 79%

How

RIP

The hugest Republican I got was romney w 49

😂😂

you're becoming a socialist

Nooo

I think it’s because I ranked pretty much all questions less important except for the answers on the deficit

Oh nvm Gary Johnson is up there ❤

i'll take it and see what i get

my co-workers and I are about to build a fire in the parking lot

yall should burn couches Kentucky style!

Terrorism

http://www.heyterry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/UK-fans-burn-couch.jpg

Big Blue Nation!

http://www.kykernel.com/news/flipped-cars-burning-couches-a-brief-history-of-destructive-post/article_afa16e10-2d82-11e8-b150-73d1d09c9271.html

savages!

I wanted a dumpster fire but I like not going to jail and losing my job

and I'm not sure @Reactionary would be willing to be my lawyer for that :P

lol

Oof looks like I’ll lose the primary by one second preference vote

does it work that way with prefs in a 2 person primary?

Like I only didnt 2nd pref you because I didnt think there would be a run off

I don’t know if it works that way. But damnnn what do you think will happen

lol

No idea

Shit I wish the south had an lt gov spot

party rules not my specialty

I’d offer it to him and then decline to run for a second term

Hmm

Does that mean you run for senate against weatherboy?

Well. It means I’d serve a term as Governor, run for senate and we endorse eachother for the spots.

Is that a good offer? But I dunno. I’d have to support him for speaker or something. But yeah I guess

Speaking of the senate, when does my term end

Last week of April maybe?

Damn not bad

Our dates are weird

Ikr

I just don’t know who’ll win.

Just run for Senate

Our platform can rebuild your image

Well. At this point I don’t think we have a gubernatorial nominee

Alright and maybe when I introduce that jobs bill too.

neither do the PUs

Well South Governor is fed either way

yea

If I just say the primary tied and ran for senate I could rebound from that

plus we will control the chamber

Do we have a candidate for senate

no

Because I don’t wanna get primaries again lol

Primaried*

It may be too late for a primary

I think Yankee said

if we have no candidate by the end of the endorsement period

the first fed to announce after

automatically gets endorsed

And if we leverage our fed strength

to push through a good conservative agenda

I dont foresee future primary against you

This time was mostly because of several recent votes

If your next term is better

No one will remember the past slipups

I certainly wont hold a grudge that long

especially if we continue to work as a team in the senate

Plus now I am around to shout down lefty bs

because I dont care about winning over moderates

Haslam, I'll vote for either you or Fairbol depending on if you run for the other office

because I want the feds to have candidates for both offices

I’ll run for Senate.

However

I still want to create a regional federalist friendly party. I believe that’s a good way to help the party nationally. I’ll make a speech, I’d like y’all to check it first and I already pmed fairbol about the deal. Damn dude this is crazyyyy

what do you mean

would it be a regional party

Thanks though man and yeah

“The Liberty Party”

used to promote the Keep it Simple Plan

But hold up check my speech my dude

[font=timesnewroman][b][size=16pt]Senator Haslam makes an announcement!!![/size][/b][/font]

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[i]Senator Haslam announces his decision.[/i]

[size=14pt]”Hell, I had no idea this race would tie. I thought the Senate wasn’t right for me, and personally had a long time ambition and dream to be Governor. However, democracy has played its process, and I’m glad it did. The result is in question, as me and delegate Fairbol have tied. I congratulate him on a hard fought race, it remained in good spirits, and I’m happy about that. Although it was a weird outcome, a tie, I’m announcing something I never really thought I would announce. I have unfinished business in the Senate, I’m not gonna lie I haven’t been the most active, uncontroversial, best Senator I could be. That’s why I ran for Governor. However I believe our country has really struck something with the Keep it Simple Platform, and I have plans to introduce some legislation from that platform. Long story short, I am endorsing Delegate Fairbol for the governorship. I am running for Senate as the “moderate” candidate. I hope that you can vote for a second term of experience, a second term of the values of liberty, a second term of bipartisan negotiation. I hope you can vote for the Keep it Simple agenda, and I hope we can make Atlasia, and our region, soar together!!!”[/size]

BLM protesting outside where I work right now

how did your city trigger people this time?

Police shooting on Saturday night

Although the guy shot doesnt sound very sympathetic

Since he followed his ex to her house at like 1 AM.

Wouldnt leave even when the cops showed up

Fiddled in his pockets, wouldnt show his hands

Got tazed

Then rather than going down ran to his car

Reached in the glove box

Reexited the car and approached police while yelling

And wouldnt show his hands after 2 or 3 more requests

He could have left several times

or at least deescalated

yeah that doesn't really sound like an innocent man getting gunned down by dirty cops.

But my town is half black

No idea the color of the cop

The protesters were kind enough to wait til we all left

Just drove by

Its like 100 people

outside

near the statue of our confederate 50-year mayor

Totally saw some cops with rifles take position up the street when I was leaving at 5 tho

I work 1 floor above the police station

damn

http://www.wdbj7.com/content/news/Man-dies-after-officer-involved-shooting-in-Danville-479090363.html

Thank God I dont represent the Police Department

you'd have lynch mobs after you

Damn.

hey how's it going @GFGitalianpasta

check this out

@Deleted User

lmao

Lol

Check out my new sig!

LMAO

😂

tfw your own party members abandon you

lmao

I mean

That’s what happened last election

Man PUP just has the shittiest strategies

LABOR IS A THING AGAIN

3 people have signed up for it, including dfw

I'm thinking about joining Comrade Santander in Labor lol

nooooo

Yeah same

I miss.the good old labor

The communist one

lol

nah, this new labor is gonna be deplorable

it has doof, MB, and Santander

Oof

Griff needs to go back

lol

Make Labor deplorable again!

^^ Labor Party 2k18

@everyone GO VOTE TO GET RID OF LUMINE! https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=296674.0

Oh my god @everyone vote to get rid of lumine!!

Why is Lumine considered as worse than Wells?

cuz he hates freedom

@everyone Go vote for 1184AZ if you love liberty!

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=296678.0

Um

Bagel won by 0.0195%

@Oldenfranck Lucky guy

Who is running against who for Lincoln? Are Vern and Griffin against each other?

Yeah

Come take this poll https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9NXJrg8vQCweHVAEOt5Atr21mNbsfEaI0kUM2DFg8T8-hHA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Did I already vote?

Beautiful shitpost

If me vs Pericles could be summed up in one quote, this would be it :P

Get in! https://discord.gg/WRkyH7

Come join this @everyone ! https://discord.gg/sSXPEK

Ninja has admitted that the PUP is behind the southern raccoon crisis.

what crisis lmao

It's something to do with tmth

Yo @Deleted User wanna make a band?

lool sry nah

I think his first executive order was to deal with a raccoon infestation.

Did the FauxPUP HQ channel get deleted?

sad!

Boo!

Them coons did it again!

We should have a recruiting topic on here

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=16467

Someoen recruit him @Deleted User

HE is active tho

I'm about to do my ballot

for House. who needs my votes most?

vern is the only one with no first prefs. OSR or Lechasseur could work for you too. They're more socially conservative than vern.

ok, thanks. I think I'll do OSR/Lechasseur/Vern/fhtagn/YT, since both you and YT are doing quite well

what about PMs for folks?

if you have any sway with socons like ExtremeConservative get them out

ok, so push them for OSR/Lechasse I'm guessing

can do. will work on that sat morning

And we probably need to prop up Vern near the end

On sunday

Although, i guess the Vern should heavily target the Luminites

yeah he's more in the moderate wing, YT might want to save some of his prefs for vern

I’ve overcampaigned

Severely

I knew I’d do it too which is annoying

better too much than too little

Pericles logic:
"I've already justified my policies previously, and I believe they're good ideas, and it's more progressive to support good ideas than bad ideas"

https://discord.gg/st93v7 GET IN @everyone !

https://discord.gg/5nMNVv GET IN!!!

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I say it's about time for a drink

*UlmerFudd arrested for underage drinking*

@Deleted User https://coub.com/view/16bso8

FedNews: Citizen UlmerFudd murdered by Antifa Laborite thugs

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Mass Murderer Not_Madigan spotted near crime scene

Here's my new political matrix score

@YoungTexan

Check this out

Congratulations

You’re a republican now

@Deleted User Bevin 2019!

ew you crossed the second bad line

Kek

@everyone I am going to Trumps Rally on Friday 😬

good luck!

I hope I don't get attacked or anything haha

TRUMP!

it should be fun

haha

Maybe I can get behind him and get on tv

@Vern I was gonna carpool with folks to that but we were afraid there wouldn't be any hotels that had rooms available

You could always try and get a hotel in Rock Hill which is about 20 mins south of the City in SC

probably too late to try to plan that now

Yea, Well I will have pictures! Hopefully. I just hope we get there early enough

maybe if he's ever in VA again I'll go with folks

Well

Vote Trump in 2020

or don't

lol

No

Vote Trump

We gotta destroy the Dems

Vote for a good Dem

No socialism

#ModerateHeroOption!