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BEING VIRGINS GO AWAY

@Horatio Cary lol

that fucking giggle

but your trapped in here with us @Horatio Cary

@melly Some peopel told me it's creepy

And sounds like the joker

its heart warming

could melt an iceberg

❤

❤

Thanks 😄

it made me grin

That's good

with the lisp?

jeremiath perethiumth

jeramius perisium

^

What are you guys doing

Jeremius Perrisium

General Ciaphas Varn

Varren 5 (or V)

Echanes (town)

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/6d08061b37d5305753c0edb623bff30232ac8480209dfd259771aac71f8918c3_1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zBZGnUx.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxd8ml-n5NE

OY VEY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/310578592763346954/348923104380321792/image.jpg

THOT PATROL, LADS!

One second.

Throne Gelt

Lho sticks

/r 2d10

@Panzerklown: `2d10` = (4+7) = 11

/r 1d10

@Horatio Cary: `1d10` = (10) = 10

Vostroyans

The men you're with are the 22nd Vostroyan Firstborns.

Amasec

I hope @Horatio Cary doesn't notice the painkillers I took from his kit.

you nigger

opioid

Recaf

/r 1d100-10

@Horatio Cary: `1d100-10` = (48)-10 = 38

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1462/43/1462431820488.pdf

^^^

@sorestree- SD Thanks breh.

/r 1d20

@Horatio Cary: `1d20` = (14) = 14

/r1d20

/r 1d20

@sorestree- SD: `1d20` = (16) = 16

/r 1d5

@Horatio Cary: `1d5` = (5) = 5

43rd Regiment of the Hydaspean Inheritors
14th Company
5th Platoon

14

lho

Thanks

: D

:{D

@Horatio Cary Smoking in a non-smoking area

@Panzerklown lol

@Panzerklown Post rhinoplasty.

/r 1d100

@Horatio Cary: `1d100` = (80) = 80

/r 1d100

@sorestree- SD: `1d100` = (70) = 70

/r 1d100

@Panzerklown: `1d100` = (25) = 25

/r 1d100

@halafradrimx: `1d100` = (94) = 94

FUCK YOU DAMN BOT

/r 1d100

@sorestree- SD: `1d100` = (56) = 56

DO IT HAL

/r 1d100

@halafradrimx: `1d100` = (41) = 41

/r 1d100

@Horatio Cary: `1d100` = (69) = 69

69 DUDE

/r 2d10

@halafradrimx: `2d10` = (9+3) = 12

/r 1d100

@sorestree- SD: `1d100` = (25) = 25

/r 1d100

@halafradrimx: `1d100` = (38) = 38

/r 1d100

@Panzerklown: `1d100` = (71) = 71

/r d1000

@Horatio Cary: `d1000` = (543) = 543

/r d10000

@Horatio Cary: `d10000` = (9276) = 9276

/r d100

@Horatio Cary: `d100` = (4) = 4

@Horatio Cary @Panzerklown @sorestree- SD @Fireball Bastard

*whispers in the com equip*

"Oy vey it's an oven..."

/r 1d100

@halafradrimx: `1d100` = (51) = 51

/r 1d5 +4

@halafradrimx: `1d5 +4` = (1)+4 = 5

/r 1d10 +6

@halafradrimx: `1d10 +6` = (8)+6 = 14

/r 1d10

@halafradrimx: `1d10` = (7) = 7

/r 1d100

@sorestree- SD: `1d100` = (8) = 8

/r d100

@Fireball Bastard: `d100` = (40) = 40

/r 1d100+10

@sorestree- SD: `1d100+10` = (72)+10 = 82

/r 1d10

@sorestree- SD: `1d10` = (5) = 5

/r 1d100+10

@Panzerklown: `1d100+10` = (48)+10 = 58

/r 2d10

@Panzerklown: `2d10` = (9+8) = 17

/r 1d5+3

@Panzerklown: `1d5+3` = (1)+3 = 4

/r 1d100 +20

@halafradrimx: `1d100 +20` = (71)+20 = 91

/r 1d10

@halafradrimx: `1d10 +6` = (7)+6 = 13

/r 1d10

@halafradrimx: `1d10` = (3) = 3

/r 1d10 + 5

@halafradrimx: `1d10 + 5` = (4)+5 = 9

/r 1d10 + 9

@halafradrimx: `1d10 + 9` = (9)+9 = 18

/r 1d100

@Horatio Cary: `1d100` = (78) = 78

/r 1d5+3

@Horatio Cary: `1d5+3` = (3)+3 = 6

/r 1d5+3

@Horatio Cary: `1d5+3` = (1)+3 = 4

/r 1d00

@Fireball Bastard: `1d00` = (0) = 0

/r 1d100

@Fireball Bastard: `1d100` = (99) = 99

@Horatio Cary @halafradrimx

/r 1d10+3

@sorestree- SD: `1d10+3` = (6)+3 = 9

/r 1d10+3

@Horatio Cary: `1d10+3` = (4)+3 = 7

9

/r 1d0+3

@Fireball Bastard: `1d0+3` = (0)+3 = 3

/r 1d100

@sorestree- SD: `1d100` = (76) = 76

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/08/spurned-by-major-firms-daily-stormer-returns-with-help-from-a-startup/

We're a fucking joke

https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91

The man currently providing CDN for Andrew Anglin is a fucking Asian

We're a joke

better than nothing honestly

Better than nothing but it's certainly not good, makes us look weak, reliant on non-whites, and not able to look after ourselves

http://defoo.org/stefan-molyneux/

Holy fuck, Molyneux's website and his bio

It reads like satire

When I stumbled across it at first I thought it was sarcasm, a parody

Actually, I'm not sure this isn't satire

Okay, yeah, it's a website detailing Stefan's cult steeped in sarcasm

https://vid.me/lltFD

We need more content like this

So is this the cdn provider for your daily stormer?

ha

i was just going to post that

https://youtu.be/_xf4urgGANQ

https://thefourthangelsbowl.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/melanin-is-worth-365-per-gram%EF%BB%BF-caucasians-have-a-higher-concentration-of-enzyme-inhibitors-that-suppress-melanin-production/

The blacks have found out about the melanin markets

We need to shut this shit down now

How

I don't know

Black pill

@Doug

Labs can just transform cells to produce melanin

Much cheaper and no way you gotta deal with disgusting niggers

So no real reason to be concerned about it, I promise

Medical science is my field

@Panzerklown @Fireball Bastard @halafradrimx @sorestree- SD

let's continue

@Horatio Cary I'm up for it, nigga

Remember to bring the tea

@Horatio Cary It'll be awhile before I can do another session. I get very little privacy at home.

I should have my own means by the end of the week.

Kkk

@Fireball Bastard im going to make an attempt mabey tonight to try and do a session if youre allright with it

@sorestree- SD Depends. What are you thinking of running?

Prequel for the squad

Like back on hydaspes

Sqeeeeet

If you want to, sure.

How much experience do you have with that sort of thing?

Not much but i done it once or twice and played quite a few sessions so i think i can handle it

Cool.
If you don't mind though, I'd like it if you hold off any exp/loot rewards until after we wrap up the session I'm running.

That was the plan just for rp purposes no xp and the scenario i have theres not going to be much chance for looting

Its mostly for me to see if im up to the challenge of doing it as a dm

Makes sense.

Don't want the players to be down in the mine, pulling out the Plasma Rifle they suddenly remembered they had.

lol

I've given myself plenty of rewards

Kek

Rewards and exp couldn't be given anyway. Except maybe loot, but it'd be lost/removed during the current campaign. Unless we want to make a time paradox and rip the universe in half.

If we're going to be doing any universe-ripping paradoxical time loops in the 41st Millenium, could we go back and make sure Horus doesn't turn out to be an emo faggot with daddy issues?

Kurze did nothing wrong

He rebelled against the Emperor.

Kurze gets the bullet too.

I never let anyone affect the canon of my stories, but I'm fine with affecting other people's.

Kurze did it because he wanted to save the empire

Fuckin fireball talking shit about the night haunter

@sorestree- SD He did so by joining chaos.

"I'm going to save my daughter from becoming a THOT by molesting her."
Flawless logic. lol

I mean how can he get a bullet too if hes already dead tho

Even the most innocent traitor should hang.

His death was ambiguous. Assassin got sent, pict feed was disrupted, no one heard from him again.

He wanted to die

It looks like he was about to die, sure. But you know how writers often are.

"Ambiguous end" generally translates to "he's alive somewhere".

True

But still i think hes dead

Probably, if not by the assassin, then by chaos for being a lukewarm supporter.

Feel bad for the guy trying to stop the future he saw in his visions only to bring it about

Also @halafradrimx @Ignant @Panzerklown @Horatio Cary

Im about to be home bout 15 mins

Ive thought up most of the sessions while lifting its gona be good

Seems befitting of 40k

I don't want to play with @Horatio Cary though, he's a bit of a fairy. I'm sure you'll understand

fuck off "priest"