Still, someone creating A FUCKING SONAR to stick on your GB to look for fish is a whole other level of crazy

What the fuck who @ me like 6 times?

n-not me 😖 I swear

Thats was like an hour or so ago

@johnfrum I think we were discussing how some people like you and some don't

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

People were talking shit like you wouldnt find out tbh

@johnfrum I'll have you know that I defended your shitpostery <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

kek

I dont care. I left when you were on the train, how many seasons until you get off?

I like a nice fire sometimes 🔥

I'm still on

Have we started a fire?

Nigga where the fuck you even going

No, it has always been burning

Heading up north

Going home for a few days

Where the fuck is home, the north pole?

Yorkshire

I was going from London

Feels like you being on a train is 90% of your peesonality right now

Whenever i see you now im gonna think "the guy in the train"

The further up north you go, the more it feels like north Korea <:thenk:329322130804047872>

3 months in the south and already indoctrinated by city culture

>everything not metropolitan sprawl is north korea

If it were north korea youd be in a cargo train with no windows

UK national rail is embarrassingly bad

Yup

Is it now?

Couldn't have had a more familiar welcome back to the north than the 70s railbuses

Trains in the south are a bit dirty sometimes but that's all

It's cheaper to fly to Germany then back to your location sometimes

It's so pricey for the shit service

fly to germany???

meetupp????

Not even kidding, it was 80 for a single and 82 for a return

Ahah what the fuck

Thats like 100€ or something per ticket

God save the queen

ceeessgee germoenyy

https://youtu.be/VHM94Wg92T0

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

VirginitySavingExpert.com

It's sad though, the pricing is completely fucked

Its ridiculous

i just took the bus cross country through UK?

@transience too posh to take the bus now?

`its very cold`

`-2C`

srs dude

@transience is too middle class for that

😖

I don't think national express stops at my town though

Still need to take train

Im stuck in a bus to visit the fam right now

MEGABUS

Local busses only run til 6 or something

Welcome to yorkshire

tell me which city, i ll check a good route for you <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Megabus is great

Saved my bacon lots of times

They even let you on free sometimes if you're nice to the driver

Unlike the train

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Yeah I bought the wrong ticket once and the driver didn't care

Felt good

https://youtu.be/5zuBDgBdyug that cunt made a ted talk lmao

Wow it's so cold on 70s pacer trains with no AC

I miss my middle class London trains already

How cold is it?

1C outside

But this train has no heating

Barbaric

Didnt know infrastructure was that bad in the uk

It's mostly the rail tbh

The north is pretty bad when it comes to rail @Mad Jack

South is fine, generally

Well at least you have rail

Scotrail is a nightmare

Like returns are cheaper than singles nightmare

The town where i was born had a pretty big station but they closed all the rails in the area

And they haven't fixed it

Ahah what

Yeah the prices "glitched" a year ago and it's still the same

Cheaper to get a return than a single

Bureocracy is one hell of a drug

link to his channel @Deleted User

ah fuck

discord scrolling bamboozled me again

Just walk there, briton is like 60 miles long lmao

@johnfrum they should just put airports everywhere considering how cheap flight is

Or move to a place that isnt using 1984 as a reference as to how to run a country

Scotland isn't as bad as England (yet)

And no one cares about Wales

Ive always wanted to visit scotland

Lmao everyone knows wales doesnt really exist

Their freaky goblin language

Don't like it

https://youtu.be/mCjLWzRUZik

Oh my lord what

I think the situation in the North is mostly a matter of a lack of investment

Is that elvish?

@transience >just throw more money at it

London has the obvious delays but otherwise, the TFL network runs pretty smoothly

They can't really throw money at it because it's privatised

Nobody complains about the overground

TFL is state owned

And all the foreign owners just pocket all the money

I think Netherlands owns Scotrail

And yeah, that's true for the rail franchises

And middle class people like @transience will always pay

😖

So it doesn't matter if they hike the prices ten times a year

Even if it goes over a hundred pounds for a one way people will pay

Or

Theyll start flying to berlin

There was a scam here my dad pulled

Virgin rail offered reduced rate train tickets if you miss your flight or it is cancelled

But they didn't check if any of it was true

So he pretended he missed a flight and got a cheap train to London

Senior Comfy is even more of a coupon king than me

What a rascal

tfl is pretty decent if expensive

Was £15 return or something

compared to other cities anyway

@transience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2R9IrUG4E 😂

>is cpu mining possibe

i hate my fucking car

no

one thing i like about london compared to the north is how good the buses are lol

@JHWH dapple would literally cop and cluster of these to make fifty cents a day

""""cop"""""

I've reached the train station in my home town and there is no indoor waiting room in this cold weather

>50 cents a day after a couple hundred dollar investment and more annual electricity costs

MIDDLE CLASS OUTRAGE

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Is dapple retarded?

The simple answer is yes

He called his mother autistic for buying a rose pink macbook

The reason people think I'm angry is because you people make me angry.

Also, he lied about getting a latest gen macbook pro of his own

Just so he could impress us

Macs are so gosh darned gay

He's always like "look how rich I am" and wonders why people are like smh

to be fair, owning any Apple product is very impressive

we all should buy the Apple iPhone X

I mean

It is impressive to see how someone can be that dumb and yet have iPhone X money

@fedora has iPhone X <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

It's not his money

Daddy Dapple is behind it all

I'm starting to doubt that he or his dad actually has bitcoins

@fedora i would just like to congratulate you on your purchase

He kept boasting he could be a whale and give us all bitcoin but then said he needed his dad's permission

He started complaining about being poor and set up a mining cluster with some shitty old laptops

THE REASON WHY YOU THINK I'M ABUSIVE IS BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME ABUSIVE, JUST DON'T OPEN YOUR DUMB MOUTH OKAY??? *FURIOUSLY BEATS WIFE* @johnfrum

Just so he could make fifty cents a day

Silver/Gold Plated A Coin BTC Bitcoin Coin Collection Art Gift Collection Physical Coin Collection Drop Shipping
http://s.aliexpress.com/2Iv6JjyQ
(from AliExpress Android)

And he's confused when people laugh at him

@transience fedora asked me to join your server but I won't while he's there

someone in another discord linked something where a black guy sold to other blacks chuky cheese coins and told them they were bitcoins lmao

@Deleted User it's not my server, it's his

invite me to soyboy server

@fuckthapolice ask fedora

noooooo

I invest in the true digital currency of the future

you have to use your real name @fuckthapolice

GearBest points

its fine

they dox each other

oh

thats less fine

mutually assured doxtruction

Theyre gonna explode soon

im fine with my first name but

ykno

it is only to establish mutual trust

funny how dappleface tried to bribe me to keep his real name quiet then tells everyone who will listen on reddit or 4chan what it is

Should have taken the bribe

Could have bpught more chinkshit

@Mad Jack I didn't have a choice, he was doing it through my patreon

but sent over stipulations himself

which you should all donate to btw

Comfy closed it because dapple creeped him out.\

will insurance companies insure my prefab chink home?

yup

hey everyone, its comfyreviews here. i just dropped a new vid :D

sadly, youtube censorship hit me hard, guess they dont like ergonomics

anyways, i would appreciate it if you could follow me on patreon

it was something like "I'll donate $1 this month, for every month you don't reveal my dox, I'll add another $30 maxing out at $90 a month"

do i get a snapchat add?

then he didn't even give me the dollar, he cancelled it a day before it was due to go out

...what?

@johnfrum#8811 yeah it was autistic

Was he trying to entrap you or something?

yup

I wasn't planning to dox him in the first place, it was retarded

I just hope daddy and mommy dapple die at around the same time, no one deserves to deal with him alone.

this guy sounds like so much fun

he did two things I'll never forgive, one was that entrapment thing through my patreon, two was when he offered to give me $100 AUD free to "lower his tax bracket" because he was working too much

then went back on it later

he only did it because I told him I was struggling financially, so he made a public example of me

I'd kill him if I saw him in person tbh

bait and switch

this kills the shill

@fuckthapolice I only started the coupon thing due to almost becoming homeless tbh

but that's another story

shoulda faked mental illness

now you are flirting with being a millionaire, whose laughing now 7th grade english teacher

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@Deleted User did your ergonomic vid get nuked?

not suitable for all advertisers, yeah

fugg

it was razer

they hate ergonomics

I sometimes wonder if deets is dapple, wasn't around for him but both seem about the same level of 'tism

dapple can never resist sperging long

his alts always go berserk

its a whole other spectrum of tism

Christ.

pretty sure he is still lurking here

do you remember when you posted the scot shows that one time

my yt recs are limmys show only

i really want a chink prefab house now

t-thanks

p good recs

@johnfrum what if Patrick was dapple <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

i started to understand him a bit

whats up fags

why did patrick get banned btw

Got wrecked at my exam today

he did

for the 5th time now

Limmy is hilarious, can't understand most of what they say but that make it even funnier.

I can bet theres a new account of his just lurking here

slowly accomodating

wots 'evier

eh killogrehm o steehl

Limmy's accent is borderline posh to me, doesn't sound thick at all

should have some of my madlad Glaswegian pals on the podcast sometime

its worse than ebonics

hey ftp

hi

https://imgur.com/a/1n8dd

do you think it looks too clean

did u buy new car

not yet

the guy sent me pics

looks like some thick szpachla to me

on wed we're meeting up

should I get a fridge magnet to check for szpachla?