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2017-08-22 12:11:07 UTC

Wow you installed macos for apple hardware

2017-08-22 12:11:19 UTC

wow fucking bravo

2017-08-22 12:11:20 UTC

Truly our /tech guy/

2017-08-22 12:11:23 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2017-08-22 12:11:38 UTC

absolute /computerengineer/

2017-08-22 12:12:18 UTC

my point was more that i got the POS to work

2017-08-22 12:12:25 UTC

after it wouldnt yesterday

2017-08-22 12:12:35 UTC

screenshot this <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 12:12:37 UTC

but sure ill be your /tech guy/

2017-08-22 12:12:45 UTC

Yay new dapple shit

2017-08-22 12:15:04 UTC

Literally the virgin walk guy

2017-08-22 12:22:11 UTC

I came here just to say this, have a gold random stranger!

2017-08-22 13:56:47 UTC

Just got my new thicc 6 cell thinkpad t440s battery

2017-08-22 13:56:53 UTC

Estimated 7 hours on 70%

2017-08-22 13:56:55 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-22 14:07:20 UTC

@transience post pics of thicc battery

2017-08-22 14:07:23 UTC

Please

2017-08-22 14:08:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349555344554459137/20170822_150755.jpg

2017-08-22 14:09:50 UTC

T H I C C ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

2017-08-22 14:09:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349555806452056074/20170822_150943.jpg

2017-08-22 14:10:10 UTC

There is quite a bit of elevation

2017-08-22 14:11:40 UTC

thicc

2017-08-22 14:12:07 UTC

@transience i hope one of those stickers is burzum one

2017-08-22 14:28:44 UTC

speaking of which, i need to buy stickers

2017-08-22 14:32:46 UTC

I can only find stickers for macbooks, not the apple logo <:thonk:288060975775612929> nvm

2017-08-22 14:33:54 UTC

redbubble

2017-08-22 14:33:58 UTC

try find a discount code

2017-08-22 14:33:59 UTC

nvm

2017-08-22 14:34:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349561864222539776/20170822_153325.jpg

2017-08-22 14:34:05 UTC

rate my autism

2017-08-22 14:34:23 UTC

pretty cheap

2017-08-22 14:34:32 UTC

@transience where's xmr? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-22 14:34:52 UTC

I'm not a drug ring mastermind <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-08-22 14:35:09 UTC

or hmmm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349562142812405760/unknown.png

2017-08-22 14:44:09 UTC

Buy a not too high quality sticker off my redbubble for $3 :^))

2017-08-22 14:44:47 UTC

do you guys want proper apple stickers

2017-08-22 14:46:52 UTC

I want 90s Intel pentium stickers

2017-08-22 14:47:10 UTC

got em too

2017-08-22 14:48:42 UTC

@dappleface how much?

2017-08-22 14:48:59 UTC

postage and $2 AUD per sticker

2017-08-22 14:49:49 UTC

how much is postage?

2017-08-22 14:49:53 UTC

idk

2017-08-22 14:50:06 UTC

its not much to ship an envelope to the uk

2017-08-22 14:50:11 UTC

google letter postage AU to UK

2017-08-22 14:50:30 UTC

tfw they dont scale

2017-08-22 14:50:45 UTC

you have them or do you have a printer that makes them

2017-08-22 14:50:52 UTC

both

2017-08-22 14:50:57 UTC

hmm

2017-08-22 14:51:28 UTC

it'd be like $5 per sticker nah I can get them cheaper

2017-08-22 14:58:17 UTC

p-please buy goys

2017-08-22 14:58:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349568062086840320/unknown.png

2017-08-22 14:58:47 UTC

>fuck wales

2017-08-22 14:58:59 UTC

>checks flag

2017-08-22 14:59:00 UTC

kek

2017-08-22 15:00:00 UTC

what other memes?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349568394766450688/unknown.png

2017-08-22 15:00:38 UTC

buy some git stickers

2017-08-22 15:00:43 UTC

a discord one

2017-08-22 15:00:45 UTC

a reddit one

2017-08-22 15:00:50 UTC

a 9fag one

2017-08-22 15:01:39 UTC

@dave sad frog

2017-08-22 15:01:54 UTC

shit i forgot pepe

2017-08-22 15:02:03 UTC

if you're going all in with clover, you might as well get sad frog one and show off your power level in school

2017-08-22 15:02:21 UTC

fcking shitty markup

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349568989862690816/unknown.png

2017-08-22 15:03:24 UTC

honestly just get a giant RMS print

2017-08-22 15:03:38 UTC

or terry if you roll that way

2017-08-22 15:03:56 UTC

get a terry sticker with them glowing eyes

2017-08-22 15:05:00 UTC

try them for meme stickers

2017-08-22 15:10:14 UTC

now i have something to ewhore for

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349570972040560640/unknown.png

2017-08-22 15:10:52 UTC

i only need a fiver more and then when my cards here, im set

2017-08-22 15:11:30 UTC

i cant wait formy mum to ask me tomorrow (or thursday) why 4 things have arrived and they aren't chink shit

2017-08-22 15:13:41 UTC

My parents use to spaz out when I started getting like 10 chink shit packages per week

2017-08-22 15:13:55 UTC

my parents opened all my packages

2017-08-22 15:13:59 UTC

but that's been going on for nearly a year now and they're pretty used to it at this point

2017-08-22 15:14:04 UTC

i prdered chink tea

2017-08-22 15:14:12 UTC

which teas

2017-08-22 15:14:19 UTC

i cant remember

2017-08-22 15:14:33 UTC

I hope you ordered from yunnan sourcing/eco cha/teavivire/someone reputable

2017-08-22 15:14:35 UTC

but like it arrived in the mail and mum opened it and got it drugged tested

2017-08-22 15:14:41 UTC

KEK

2017-08-22 15:14:48 UTC

i didnt drink it i used it to spike my friends tea

2017-08-22 15:15:00 UTC

otherwise, I hope your dad doesn't mind a dent in his btc portfolio to pay your hospital bills <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 15:15:11 UTC

didn't you hear what happened to tea anon?

2017-08-22 15:15:15 UTC

no

2017-08-22 15:15:57 UTC

read whole thread <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 15:16:00 UTC

kk

2017-08-22 15:16:51 UTC

I don't think anyone else received as many <:you:265281777168416768>s in csg history <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 15:16:51 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 15:17:33 UTC

I wish I could buy this <:alithink:327930371796893698> https://i.rbt.asia/g/image/1493/90/1493902981826.png

2017-08-22 15:18:06 UTC

>NHS cup

2017-08-22 15:18:34 UTC

@dappleface scary right init?

2017-08-22 15:18:42 UTC

id drink it

2017-08-22 15:18:48 UTC

good lad

2017-08-22 15:19:26 UTC

I presume you weren't around when the tea anon hospital incident happened

2017-08-22 15:19:32 UTC

nope

2017-08-22 15:19:33 UTC

so in case it wasn't obvious enough

2017-08-22 15:19:34 UTC

>not making a teacup out of BPA plastic

2017-08-22 15:19:37 UTC

i think i was passive then

2017-08-22 15:19:37 UTC

he was still in primary school B^)

2017-08-22 15:19:37 UTC

*I* was tea anon

2017-08-22 15:19:45 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-22 15:19:47 UTC

you were tea anon

2017-08-22 15:19:56 UTC

death by nettle

2017-08-22 15:21:24 UTC

some say tea anon really did die

2017-08-22 15:21:34 UTC

and he's just a convincing ghost

2017-08-22 15:23:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349574333204660234/20170822_162320.jpg

2017-08-22 15:23:39 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-22 15:24:35 UTC

maybe he really did ded

2017-08-22 15:36:24 UTC

i zoomed in on the pixels

2017-08-22 15:36:39 UTC

it says ยฉ photoshop cc 2017

2017-08-22 15:56:08 UTC

8h45m remaining with 85% on thicc 6 cell thinkpad battery <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-22 15:56:17 UTC

not bad at all

2017-08-22 15:57:19 UTC

just saw baby driver

2017-08-22 15:57:30 UTC

it was a shitty 600p or whatever cam

2017-08-22 15:57:34 UTC

with overlays

2017-08-22 15:57:48 UTC

@transience Which thinkpad model?

2017-08-22 15:57:50 UTC

but who really gives a shit ill wait till the blueray is out

2017-08-22 15:58:58 UTC

T440S

2017-08-22 15:59:06 UTC

which already has an internal battery

2017-08-22 15:59:12 UTC

something like 2000 or 3000 mAh

2017-08-22 16:11:11 UTC

Gotcha.

2017-08-22 16:11:30 UTC

I get like 4-5h on my 6 cell in the X220T. Mildly jealous of your battery life.

2017-08-22 16:15:26 UTC

T420s here, getting around 2 hours

2017-08-22 16:16:03 UTC

You at least have options in terms of buying new batteries.

2017-08-22 16:16:31 UTC

"One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist and feminist in England." Lefty George Orwell - kek, degenerate Shitlib scum was even a thing back in the 30s

2017-08-22 16:16:42 UTC

I was looking to buy an Anker battery for mine, but... basically nobody makes X220T batteries. And certainly nobody I'd consider trustworthy.

2017-08-22 16:17:19 UTC

@Humbert Legit quote? Fuck me, I was like "Yep, yep, yep... ORWELL?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-08-22 16:17:30 UTC

ye

2017-08-22 16:17:48 UTC

@kontroll buy some 18650s and make one yourself

2017-08-22 16:18:01 UTC

I've seen a meme pic on /g/ about the T430 and on how you can't change the battery - is that true? like a bios error on "this is not the original battery, bls fuk off"

2017-08-22 16:18:09 UTC

@dappleface I live in Cuckistan. Importing batteries = capital offense.

2017-08-22 16:18:23 UTC

Lol have fun

2017-08-22 16:18:27 UTC

I'll get thrown in jail for up to 2 weeks, similar to serial rapists and murderers. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-08-22 16:18:35 UTC

Wow

2017-08-22 16:20:31 UTC

what's cuckistan? UK?

2017-08-22 16:20:40 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช

2017-08-22 16:20:44 UTC

ah

2017-08-22 16:20:52 UTC

Thought bongland was uk

2017-08-22 16:20:58 UTC

^

2017-08-22 16:20:58 UTC

Makes sence

2017-08-22 16:21:22 UTC

half of europe is cuckistan at this point <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-08-22 16:21:36 UTC

How is your gender neutral kindergartners going @kontroll

2017-08-22 16:21:49 UTC

Not mine, @dappleface.

2017-08-22 16:22:09 UTC

I thought that was what sweeten was doing

2017-08-22 16:22:16 UTC

I'm gonna get a degree, free from the government, and then I'll leave the country again.

2017-08-22 16:22:31 UTC

As well as adding in a whole new pro noun

2017-08-22 16:22:38 UTC

That's their business.

2017-08-22 16:22:40 UTC

Where too

2017-08-22 16:22:49 UTC

I don't consider myself part of that.

2017-08-22 16:22:57 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท

2017-08-22 16:23:19 UTC

Spend a bit in Darwin orsydney matey

2017-08-22 16:23:49 UTC

I've got Aussie mates in some city. They've said which one multiple times, but I can never remember. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-08-22 16:24:01 UTC

Close enough for the occasional trip anyway.

2017-08-22 16:24:07 UTC

From KR, that is.

2017-08-22 16:24:20 UTC

The odds are either Melbourne Sydney Perth Darwin cans or hobart

2017-08-22 16:24:28 UTC

Fuck Canberra

2017-08-22 16:24:30 UTC

Melbs or Perth.

2017-08-22 16:24:38 UTC

Might be both, I don't know. But one of those two.

2017-08-22 16:24:45 UTC

Definitely at least one, I mean.

2017-08-22 16:24:48 UTC

Melbourne has female traffic lights

2017-08-22 16:24:55 UTC

I'm not going there then.

2017-08-22 16:25:07 UTC

Perth has very cheap brothels

2017-08-22 16:25:46 UTC

Can't say that has much of a draw on me, but it's a plus at least.

2017-08-22 16:25:53 UTC

Yup

2017-08-22 16:26:28 UTC

@Humbert can't be fucked it's 2:30 am and I'm listening to pink Floyd

2017-08-22 16:26:43 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-08-22 16:26:51 UTC

nod a broblem

2017-08-22 16:27:02 UTC

On cd

2017-08-22 16:27:29 UTC

are you Gen X?

2017-08-22 16:27:37 UTC

He is!

2017-08-22 16:27:42 UTC

He is underage b8

2017-08-22 16:27:49 UTC

I was born in 2001

2017-08-22 16:27:49 UTC

Sad.

2017-08-22 16:28:00 UTC

No you fucking weren't

2017-08-22 16:28:03 UTC

@kontroll what degree?

2017-08-22 16:28:06 UTC

You are not 16

2017-08-22 16:28:19 UTC

@install gentoo I haven't proved otherwise

2017-08-22 16:28:35 UTC

Hmm, you are just retarded? Sad.

2017-08-22 16:28:40 UTC

Yup

2017-08-22 16:28:59 UTC

Autism actually runs in my family

2017-08-22 16:30:31 UTC

You are not autistic though.

2017-08-22 16:30:44 UTC

I'm not no

2017-08-22 16:30:52 UTC

I know an autist when I see one

2017-08-22 16:30:59 UTC

Just dyslexic

2017-08-22 16:31:07 UTC

kek

2017-08-22 16:31:20 UTC

I had a couple friends that were dyslexic

2017-08-22 16:31:31 UTC

They were both retards

2017-08-22 16:31:46 UTC

I make some dope passwords

2017-08-22 16:31:54 UTC

what?

2017-08-22 16:32:23 UTC

I just use openssl for generating passwords

2017-08-22 16:32:57 UTC

I generate passwords, ask me to spell some shit irl and your fucked

2017-08-22 16:33:12 UTC

<:thinksung:312740166840090636>

2017-08-22 16:33:55 UTC

spell #

2017-08-22 16:34:45 UTC

@dappleface install netbsd

2017-08-22 16:34:56 UTC

and film it

2017-08-22 16:34:58 UTC

please

2017-08-22 16:35:07 UTC

or at least liveblog it to us

2017-08-22 16:35:23 UTC

Is it normal to remember your debit card number off by heart?

2017-08-22 16:36:00 UTC

tfw have three (soon to be four) debit/credit cards

2017-08-22 16:36:14 UTC

<:Thonk:293630822177701890>

2017-08-22 16:42:23 UTC

What could possibly go wrong with a gambling / chinkshit addict and a multitude of credit cards?

2017-08-22 16:42:40 UTC

I always pay off my credit card in full

2017-08-22 16:42:43 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-22 16:43:10 UTC

credit cards are memes

2017-08-22 16:43:17 UTC

Just use debit you poor

2017-08-22 16:43:22 UTC

they are bloat

2017-08-22 16:43:29 UTC

I only have one to build up credit score

2017-08-22 16:43:35 UTC

Sad.

2017-08-22 16:44:32 UTC

guys

2017-08-22 16:44:49 UTC

```alias cmon='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'```
and
```alias fucking=sudo```

2017-08-22 16:44:54 UTC

good aliases

2017-08-22 16:45:04 UTC

@Joldberg Liberal arts or women's studies. Haven't decided yet.

2017-08-22 16:45:06 UTC

usecases such as ```fucking reboot```

2017-08-22 16:45:21 UTC

why not just `sudo !!`

2017-08-22 16:45:29 UTC

for the first one

2017-08-22 16:45:40 UTC

sudo !! Is bloat

2017-08-22 16:45:47 UTC

and ``` rm -rf --no-preserve-root /```

2017-08-22 16:45:47 UTC

Bash is bloat in general

2017-08-22 16:45:51 UTC

And sudo is bloat too

2017-08-22 16:45:56 UTC

Use ksh and doas

2017-08-22 16:45:57 UTC

and then ```cmon```

2017-08-22 16:46:42 UTC

uninstall sudo and bash please

2017-08-22 16:47:04 UTC

>no `alias autism='neofetch && scrot'`

2017-08-22 16:47:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/349595400363048960/unknown.png

2017-08-22 16:47:26 UTC

"fucking fuck update

2017-08-22 16:47:37 UTC

good aliasses indeed

2017-08-22 16:47:49 UTC

>ca
no thx

2017-08-22 16:47:53 UTC

poor Asian guy

2017-08-22 16:48:02 UTC

nsfw content belongs to somewhere else

2017-08-22 16:48:11 UTC

oh. right

2017-08-22 16:48:16 UTC

thought it was ok bc vice

2017-08-22 16:48:46 UTC

tbh it's because they're getting chinked and cucked

2017-08-22 16:49:32 UTC

This is a good thing

2017-08-22 16:49:37 UTC

Make Africa smart

2017-08-22 16:49:52 UTC

>bbc doms the west
>chinks dom africa

2017-08-22 16:49:58 UTC

really makes you <:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-08-22 16:50:20 UTC

Asian women don't want Asian men tbh

2017-08-22 16:51:11 UTC

So Asian men just get some huge black ass to try to out there smol dicks into (if they can reach through the huge amount of ass)

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