how old are you guys maybe u guys just arent used to having a really high sex drive

im 19

yeah my coworker fapped in the bathroom too

took his laptop in and it sounded like he was mixing sloppy meatballs

funny thing is

there were only guys where i worked

wow thats retarded

and he didnt porn afaik

dirtiest place i jerked it was in hs bathroom

and then i prayed to god i wouldnt get an std

do you guys go slow and steady til u cum

or jerk it as fast as humanly possible

you seriously need to cut down on the masturbation, you're supposed to be able to feel your penis

i wank when i feel like it

no, i do it quick while watching traps. i cum in like 1 min

usually in the evenings every two days or so

ive sunken into pretty deep depression and dont eat much and so lost some muscle mass

so my arms feel pretty sore afterwords

oh yes masturbation helps combat depression ;^)

is that sarcastic

>every two days

yes

whoa

celibate master

teach me your ways

dont be a thirsty ass hoe CUH

every 2 days wait i missed that wtf

>when someone jerks off and you can smell it on them

you must reek of it

i probably do

quite punget my dear

snifffff

wish i could take a video of my current smell to see how strong it is

smelleo

sniffeo

damn this shit got gay quicl

was gay when "no, i do it quick while watching traps. i cum in like 1 min"

some of the stuff is just impressive

you could just

you know

not fap for a day

no bully

saw a vid where some guy came just flexing his penis for like an hour

😐

like damn the amount of time it must have taken to learn that

if i didnt fap for a day i would go insande

youre already insane you moron

would not stop thinking about sex i would be extremely uncomfortabel

this isnt healthy

you just need to be busy as fuck

😬

stop being a neet

litearlly this

when i get invested in shit i dont even get a halfchub

idk ive been doing this for like 4 years

found time for it somehow

i used to be able to cum a couple times within an hour

at my job i would wear the stiffest pants possible to conceal my ever raging boner @fuckthapolice

no

like raging boner for 8-9 hours

you'd forget

two days tops

and youd be back to not being a degen

its hard to do so when you're a degen tho

feel like if i didnt jerk off for a day i would finally pull the trigger

not much keeping me on the planet earth these days

waiting for random chink shit one of them

save up for mail order gf

hard to kill urself when u know a ditto plushie arriving in a couple weeks

are mail order brides a meme or does that actually happen

what do you think

😬

maybe in some countries

i live in the u.s.

you dumdum

ukrainian thots would kill for a us hubbie

😮

but why would i want a leeching 5/10 bitch when i can jerk it to 10/10s 3-4 times a day

🤔

teh wahmen go away when i press the close button free of charge

>broke his dick
>wonders why anyone wouldn't that

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

oh yea another thing

since i like talking to u guys

are you 2/10

n-no

u tel me i have literally no idea

no

face pic i hope

what the fuck

yes

since im theoriticall working rn

please take it to nsfw

its not nsfw

its just my face

jesus christ im not deformed

nvm you have a good grasp on it

might want to delete the offers tho

o ok

technically against the rules to offer

how dapple got banned I think

ive been here for what

couple of months now

havent read the rools yet

lmao

that's rather naughty

oof punish me

SPOOOOOORTSSSSSSSSS

this should be an Olympic sport

It sort of already is

Biathalon

biathlon is fucking gay

>muh. 22

But people move and shoot

So yes, in a way it counts

what happened here? more selfie posting? i cant go to nsfw rn

fuck you uncuck your countries instead of forcing everyone to rimfire

what was that about dapple?

nah, @ﾠﾠ is a degenerate

chink /soc/ general

but hebrespexts the rules

oh 9h raging boner guy

25hr hour energy with added viagra

the most i achieved was 5times in a day i think

and the last two times already felt like shooting blanks

if I'm a desperate B O I, I'd be doing that number during the night

mhh saving up beforehands would help I guess

Also Zimbabwe is in a military coup atm

Robert Mugabe is goneburger

"Quiet on the streets, business as usual, but all ZBC TV programming is military - Chiwenga statement on repeat"

@ﾠﾠ you have a problem, seriously. you should slowly go down to 1-2times at most

i figured 3-4 was a lot

but it would take a lot of practice to get down to 1

@ﾠﾠ is more like whatever you feel like

you literally don't do something lmao

how hard can that be?

you do it if you must

you don't do it when you don't want to

obvious shit

also, doesnt it consume a lot of time?

that must be like 1-2h per day solely for beating your meat?

@Obolon Prime Mugabe is using the 'coup' to bump off people who he didn't like.

@johnfrum#8811 what can this fucker not do, holy shit

are we still fucking talking about wanking

nothing he's a dictator lol

thread bout to die

Like u

ahaaa

@Obolon Prime how often u jerk off?

@Cole thought you were dutch?<:chink:323022148870602752>

wew

no

no weed here

@ﾠﾠ variable

you're confusing
dutch - weed
czech - beer

I associate Czechs with anime meme pistols

@Obolon Prime 😒

on average how much per week

@ﾠﾠ variable ya dickhead

@Cole you should learn you cultural values better. czech = weed, beer, guns and meth

couldn't give you a proper answer

:S

like somedays nofap

someday like 5 or 6

whatever i feel like

that was me when i first starting fappin

but ofc habits formed

the only thing i can say

stress and alcohol is a factor

how so

well for me

get ready to pounce on this one boys

"pounce"

no furry shit thank

No selfies, lad

in hs if a girl i really like looked at me i might jerk off like 4-5 time sthat night

Lmao

What the fuck

you got problems

wwwww

it's kind of cute in a weird, pervy way

It's not at all

lmao

surprised you managed to not get arrested for jerking off in public

"yeah slut, i saw your dirty look"

ive never jerked off in public

yup australia are in the world cup now

2-0 up against Honduras

so whats your wank station like?

at 72 minutes

i usually lay in bed

How long is the world cup, I swear people were talking about last year

i imagine the girl i liked liking me back

and that was enough

@johnfrum#8811 this is the qualifiers

@JHWH don't forget "supplies for french terrorists"

world cup is mid next year

Yes hello did you called @Cole

the world cup is about 16,000km long

You mail Abdeslam yet? @Lynxoid

tomorrow is our game

Peru v New Zealand

Rank 10 v Rank 122

>handegg

wait no

fuck

why do people like watching soccer so much

god dammit

what was the soccer name

@Cole TURN IN YOUR EURO CARD

divegrass!

I hate football idk

@Cole I didn't even heard about this guy until I googled it

is it that intense and exciting

I need to watch news more often

do you even bataclan

ive tried watching it before and seems so boring and stale

Oh yes Bataclan i heard

No, you can get really fucking drunk if your country wins tho

is that a law

and you can get really fucking drunk if your team loses

you need more extreme sports, like cheese racing

cheese racing might be something up my alley

@cjharmer73 kek

@cjharmer73 you gotta legalize doping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4 - literally one of the most dangerous sports possible

I wanna see a meth marathon 😂 😂 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECOmBh4RXvc

holy smokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmnjHu4PwGc

look at 10 minutes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i like this sport

Human beings fucking ragdolling like in video games

why isnt this more popular than soccer

maximum kek

it's a local event

because you need a hill and cheese

and a whole bunch of bandaids for all the broken ankles

yeah but you can play football with fucking anything

cheese hill racing you must have cheese

im not talkin about football im talking about soccer

same thing

@ﾠﾠ no

NO

*smacks on head*

you hit the ball into the holes

FUTBOL

FOOTBALL