damn

typical immigrant family

Yes!

tfw no sisters <:alithink:327930371796893698>

My mom today kek

Complaining about slavic immigrants

nibba

We're immigrants

You can have one of my sisters

They're 18,21, and 26

where can I rent a cheap 170cm twink?

my pp currently doesnt work

@BIRDzone You're needed

so women are out of the question at the moment <:alithink:327930371796893698>

what up

He needs a manlet twink

how much for massage

how much for extra

tfw I'm a bottom

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

How much for calendar?

sighhh

What hpapens if two bottoms date

dont want to be dommed by 200cm top

What happens when two bottoms dating engage in sex

Do they spin so fast they create electricity?

they just sit in silence

They become Buddhists?

Is this how we solve the gay problem?????????????

lots of furious scissoring

*Frotting

Get your terms right if you're going fag

some women like to peg

I know

talking to tranny

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Tfw you will never dickfight with bf

<:hms:311152554618912768>

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

my brother had fun on our server

Peppers

GREEN

IS

MY

PEPPER

is ur whole family /cs/ memed?

my father used to develop COBOL tbh

my father clicked a fishing link today

phising*

my brother is actually in economy, not cs, but since we are having that porn project together he learned to use ssh and linux a little

nice my mother, too

it was from amazon.freehostsomething.com

and she just clicked on "download invoice"

it was something facemovie

then she got "invoice.pdf.exe"

some relative sent him

and then she double clicked it

oh you got exe as well?

im glad my father is on phon

yes but I took windows away from her long ago

oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA

@BIRDzone

lol

Twerk for me baby

so what happened when she opened

my mother has an Ubuntu desktop with a chrome in kiosk mode auto-starting to a front-page with a few icons containing gmail, an xdg-open for the file manager and a link to google

my father entered his email and password so i had to change every password of his and delete all sessions from 2-3 accounts

and if she accidentally kills the chromium process, it restarts

Good son

and then she called me, telling me that she can't open an amazon invoice

thats smart thinking

My mom doesnt take any of my advice

cause u are a failure

thats what she thinks probably

😢 sorry shrim

Shut up you Greek boyslut

im a manwhore

thats a whole different thing

!!!

Whore to men

u wish

i just had weird thoughts cause of you

fuck

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>Weird

All natural baby

shrimp isnt a succubus, only you are responsible for saucy thoughts

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

didnt get a boner so i guess im mentally safe

k

John always in the background there to make you feel like shit for your choices

I also considered making a go microservice and some basic file manager with electron inside the browser because she managed to fuck up alone by having file system access and deleting her entire home folder

would defo give ass for a rally car tho

Did you get an erection thinking about sucking off Chris Evans?

How does one make a series of choices that leads to that

so if I give her a "stupid" filemanager which just lists files in the browser without actually letting her bulk delete the root directories, it would be smarter

who the hell is hcirs evans

Captain America