got no debt big man

unlike your parents <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Then you made the financial descisions idk

Oh they are in huge debt rn

what about daddy's btc

That isn't even enough

>borrowing money to keep their kid in private school
RIP

actually my part time job paid for it

your part time job paid 10k per term?

OHH I get it

your part time job """paid""" for it

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

its actually 5.5K per term im on a scholarship

yeah i fucked the religion teacher

I hope you don't put your parents in a home one day @dappleface they deserve better

look after those poor bastards

inb4 reddit posts "input buttons not working on father what do"

r/parentpiracy

I want to take 4 scoops <:alithink:327930371796893698>

is this bad

don't Rich Piano

3 times a day

why not just /eat meat/

Tesco ready to eat chicken breast thrown in a sandwich just got tanned on my end

>horsemeat meme

tell you what though

Tesco bread is <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

you're not a /vegetriparian/ are you?

Nah lol

I eat meat on the daily

phew

y tho

WHY WHAT

sorry, why what

why are you against vegaratarians

<:alithink:327930371796893698> are you one?

i am coming of a peskertarian diet after the great vomit fest of 4 months ago

pescetarians are pussy vegetarians

tbh

hurr fish are like plants of the sea

begans are literal cucks

tbqh

i lived as a vegan for a week so i could "clense" my system then i went vegertarian for 2 weeks now i have been a peskertarian for ages and now im introducing more meat back into my life

i had a steak the otehr day and it was delicious

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

>he actually believes not eating meat "cleanses" anything

i dont i got told to do it

>he thinks his body doesn't do a constant job cleansing regardless of your diet

but then again i did have a fuckton of vitamens

I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS

my GP told me to

<:chink:323022148870602752> did you ask reddit for a second opinion?

no lithu

sounds like some quackery

>calling me lithu
is this a new meme? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

noooo

im sorry Comfy san

yea im pretty sure comfy was lithu this whole time

it all just makes sense

>denying your body of the nutrients that meat offers

just like I'm also RegOP and all 700 of my subs are my friends and family taking pity on me? I remember that kek <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Is this the power of private school nutrition experts

yup

nawww

comfy i am so sorry about your birds

wat about them

didnt you say you had to get rif of them

no, I'm moving out of my ex-girlfriend's place, they're staying

mentioned it on the podcast I think

oh okay

well at least they arent going away

no they'd an hero

dafuq was that

no they would an hero?

they freak out if there's no people around so probably

can't even take a shit without them panicking

cant you jsut record your facemooving

everythbhing

butchered that sorry

cant you just record your head and play it when you take a shit

I don't tend to have long dumps or showers so it isn't a big deal

oaky

anyway time to get to the van, talk later

cya

condolences, Sihing Comfy. I'd send you 10 Ripple if you had an address

@Comfy#1404 a van? I knewyou were lithu you nonce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

@JHWH I'm alright m8, been a really hard year, most of it I don't talk about on the podcast or here

but things are going to get better

yeah, the walls have ears in here

2016 was the shit year for me

this one is better so far

or well, not as shitty, at least

2017 is the worst so far by a wide margin for me

crazy how much has gone wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

can't even tell if I'm having a headache or hangover

alcohol never

harden up mr. chink

say no to binge drinking