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2017-12-06 21:09:20 UTC

@JHWH but main point is that when your balls shrink = dick looks bigger = good thing

2017-12-06 21:09:24 UTC

I mean its not really about a legacy

2017-12-06 21:09:27 UTC

Do you see what i mean???

2017-12-06 21:09:28 UTC

^this your mind on tranny drugs

2017-12-06 21:09:52 UTC

I just want to be the dad mine never was

2017-12-06 21:09:52 UTC

>not uploading your brain into the ray kurzweil machine and living forever

2017-12-06 21:10:16 UTC

@fedora mine are hangy and wrinkled but not shriveled up ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-12-06 21:10:39 UTC

Daily reminder to check your testicles for lumos

2017-12-06 21:10:49 UTC

i wish kurzweil was right and not just batshit tbh

2017-12-06 21:10:59 UTC

you should freeze sperm, how long does it stay good for, if you try to have kids they are going to have the bad completely nonfunctional autism

2017-12-06 21:11:06 UTC

Cancer on the testies is 1 week period before you die

2017-12-06 21:11:12 UTC

@JHWH how big is your dick

2017-12-06 21:11:17 UTC

In cms

2017-12-06 21:11:20 UTC

1000000

2017-12-06 21:11:25 UTC

idk ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-12-06 21:11:37 UTC

@johnfrum he is asking me questions about my pp ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-12-06 21:11:39 UTC

Lol havent you measured it

2017-12-06 21:11:47 UTC

Im 17cm

2017-12-06 21:11:52 UTC

Mine is a bit big

2017-12-06 21:11:56 UTC

Its not fun

2017-12-06 21:12:03 UTC

tfw grower

2017-12-06 21:12:09 UTC

i wish mine was smaller

2017-12-06 21:12:09 UTC

I wish it was just a bit smaller

2017-12-06 21:12:14 UTC

Delet

2017-12-06 21:12:15 UTC

like 10cm would be p great

2017-12-06 21:12:15 UTC

tfw grower indead

2017-12-06 21:12:19 UTC

<<<expand dong>>>

2017-12-06 21:12:30 UTC

@Julian im talking about erect lenght you dicklet

2017-12-06 21:12:33 UTC

i have a theory that people with autism have above average penis's

2017-12-06 21:12:40 UTC

Anything beyond 7,5 isn't good

2017-12-06 21:12:41 UTC

See, Chris-Chan

2017-12-06 21:12:42 UTC

tfw average ween :^)

2017-12-06 21:12:44 UTC

Can confirm

2017-12-06 21:12:58 UTC

I have a guy I help out who has severe autism

2017-12-06 21:12:59 UTC

wait is chris chan packing heat?

2017-12-06 21:13:08 UTC

He has absolutely no manner whatsoeber

2017-12-06 21:13:11 UTC

lmao

2017-12-06 21:13:12 UTC

he was

2017-12-06 21:13:15 UTC

No, his is TINY

2017-12-06 21:13:17 UTC

chris chan has a elbow on his dick

2017-12-06 21:13:17 UTC

And crooked

2017-12-06 21:13:19 UTC

And he undressed in the room to shower

2017-12-06 21:13:25 UTC

And his dick was fucking huge

2017-12-06 21:13:53 UTC

Wasted potential

2017-12-06 21:13:56 UTC

was this a soft or erect

2017-12-06 21:14:00 UTC

@JHWH are you measuring it

2017-12-06 21:14:03 UTC

Soft

2017-12-06 21:14:14 UTC

n-no, its cold here

2017-12-06 21:14:16 UTC

that is not realistic

2017-12-06 21:14:22 UTC

True

2017-12-06 21:14:35 UTC

Try to get measurment by tommorow please

2017-12-06 21:14:45 UTC

This kid is gonna rip apart some tubby downie from some retard dating site

2017-12-06 21:15:00 UTC

@JHWH you better do it, this is a good chance for you to not end up alone

2017-12-06 21:15:12 UTC

Anything above 7,5 will be impractical

2017-12-06 21:15:16 UTC

who would be interested in my pp size ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-12-06 21:15:19 UTC

Yea you are 38 already

2017-12-06 21:15:26 UTC

Time to do something

2017-12-06 21:15:32 UTC

Soon its too late for you

2017-12-06 21:15:36 UTC
2017-12-06 21:15:46 UTC

40 comes faster than you think

2017-12-06 21:15:51 UTC

Wizardpenis

2017-12-06 21:16:16 UTC

Powered up by non-use

2017-12-06 21:16:45 UTC

You can become like Steve Carrell in 40 Year Old Virgin

2017-12-06 21:17:00 UTC

And fuck some thicc milf

2017-12-06 21:17:10 UTC

yeah, i can direct a youtube miniseries for you if you want

2017-12-06 21:17:23 UTC

Hey

2017-12-06 21:17:33 UTC

There is nothing wrong with thicc milfs

2017-12-06 21:18:16 UTC

are you willing to send personal, hand written letters to females in prison, you might be able to score a bargain with this method

2017-12-06 21:18:31 UTC

a discounted rack

2017-12-06 21:19:00 UTC

if my life compeltly falls apart i can always move to texas and date my cute lefty texan friend

2017-12-06 21:20:27 UTC

is she 40 too

2017-12-06 21:20:31 UTC

stop the bully ๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-12-06 21:20:40 UTC

@JHWH remember

2017-12-06 21:20:50 UTC

WHATEVER IT TAKES

2017-12-06 21:20:55 UTC

noooo

2017-12-06 21:21:10 UTC

ill go now, i thought this chat is wholesome

2017-12-06 21:21:33 UTC

Enjoy dying virgin grandpa

2017-12-06 21:21:35 UTC

Lol

2017-12-06 21:22:58 UTC

shes 25 lmao,

2017-12-06 21:23:06 UTC

Fuck her hard

2017-12-06 21:23:14 UTC

Rip her apart

2017-12-06 21:23:24 UTC

Will do if i go to texas ๐Ÿค”

2017-12-06 21:23:36 UTC

I'll go to texas and watch you do it

2017-12-06 21:23:38 UTC

why would a 25 y/o qt want to be with a 38 virgintron

2017-12-06 21:23:44 UTC

im not 38

2017-12-06 21:23:46 UTC

thats the other guy

2017-12-06 21:23:48 UTC

im 24

2017-12-06 21:23:50 UTC

oh what

2017-12-06 21:23:57 UTC

Me too (2)

2017-12-06 21:23:58 UTC

im also not a virgin

2017-12-06 21:23:59 UTC

whos the grandpa

2017-12-06 21:24:10 UTC
2017-12-06 21:24:11 UTC

I show girls my Linux

2017-12-06 21:24:14 UTC

Lol he is 38

2017-12-06 21:24:22 UTC

And they throw panties at me

2017-12-06 21:25:02 UTC

awww yissss, Leatherman just sent me an email confirming that they've fixed my Wave and are sending it back

2017-12-06 21:25:20 UTC

how much would it cost for jack ma to pound your bp?

2017-12-06 21:25:48 UTC

what the fug are you gaylords talking about in here

2017-12-06 21:25:57 UTC

The only BP pounding should be about love

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