I don't HAVE to edc a knife

I have a fucking gun

but does your gun have a knife? checkmate

I use my leatherman wave for my cutting needs

Gl trying to counter a random somali throwing acid at your face

>letting somalis into your country

>tfw only have a chink knock off multitool

step one: Stay away from Franklin and Lake street

Step 2 Enjoy decent land value

@Droidbot i think you might want this

https://youtu.be/Z_jPlq6oZVQ

im not compensating for anything

>tfw i live in a peaceful white only area where even if the hoodrats came the houses are s ofar apart it would take atleast 2 years for it to go to shit

I would LOVE a video of that tiny Turkroach running at someone with that

heh, nothin personell kid

SCHWING

ok, now how do i retract this

Jump on it like a pogo stick

probably push it against the floor

Old school car window crank

you have to pull the back

just pray someone steps on it to hold it down

id buy tat giant knife TBH

imagine pulling that out 🤔

Of where your gaping anus>

>easy airport carry

obviously id keep that in the case

That would be a cool thing for a home alone booby trap

oh

you can get lightning otf knives for $30

Shits super illegal

Post link

thanks

like

a knife that size is it even still a knife

<https://www.bladeplay.com/item--Lightning-Yellow-DA-OTF-Automatic--18392> iirc they arent very good

it would probably be just a novelty item

wat

wow thats ugly

yeah they're all pretty bad

zombie green, pink

id just buy a fake imo

if im spending more then $20 i want a nice looking knife 🤔

yea an OK fake wuld be fine by me

just buy a 910 or the framlock 910+ and save your other $10 for when you die from blood loss

if/when i buy a chink knife

its just gunna sit on my desk

to open chink packaging

ok then buy a 7010

https://www.dhgate.com/product/mafia-italian-akc-10-inch-outdoor-portable/406506562.html#s1-0-1b;searl|1257557577

its small, relatively inoffensive and the blade is super easy to sharpen

DHgate has some nice looking automatics

the only problem is that it uses a hollow grind

highlight me when theres a baller coupon for one wind

if you want a switchblade just buy the ganzo one

because they wont fall apart when the spring snaps in half mid deploy

also automatic knives are just as slow as opening a knife normally, but its super illegal in lots of places for no reason

B-but muh stilletto

https://ganzoknife.com/knife-ganzo-g707/

its not a true stilletto, it has a false dagger blade

one side is sharpened

https://youtu.be/Qbpmtvh-kPo?t=244

an otf seems more impressive though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2qQ3e0YsWg

qualcumm on win10

botnet with LTE

@Windatica I always had the idea that stillettos were OTF. From the looks of it I'll have to make my own if I want the right style.

You won't make your own, Nigga. You're just an autistic angryposter

@Matthew I'll show you, I'll open a Massdrop and make my dream knife

Also why do people think I'm an angry person? I cri

I'll make my own knife! With blackjack and hookers

I wish warframe hadn't gone to shit since Plains of Eidolon.

@Droidbot hm.

@Matthew nah it's alright

I just don't feel like the movement system translates well to open areas

@Droidbot if that can match a pentium laptop on performance i'm interested

but I fucking doubt it

the ezbook?

yeah the qualcomm one

oh the Qualcomm

if it's the power of an Intel Atom then get it the hell away from me

It's on par with a core m3

and will improve with time

>core m3

it's close to the atom x7 high end chip

also core M3 is a good chip, more than enough for web browsing

>atom

and don't get me started with RT Windows

fuck that right to hell

well

It isn't winrt

it's full x86 emulation

if the launch price isn't a fucking highway robbery

i MIGHT consider it

do we know what graphics chip it'll use?

normal adreno job

so it's faster than Intel HD probably

>adreno tryping to run warframe at full HD