Kek

Beta cuck

Wack off while she fucks the puppy

and confirm this

Ahahah

crush that pussy and make the dog watch to cuck it

^

^

LMao!

time for another sad story.

I've yet to hear the first one

Sad as in feels? or sad as in pathetic.. Cause fuck.... :/

after we broke up the last time I went to her house to pick up some things I left there - copies of Monster Hunter 4 and Hometown Story

I'd have left those things

Same

drove all the way to her house, half an hour both ways, knocked on the door and she answered with "You know it takes more than 2 seconds to answer the door, right?"

before I could even get a word in she gave me my things back and slammed the door in my face

fucking bitch

I feel like he's retyping green text.. Inb4 >walk through the door

>get on the floor

>errbodeh do the dinosaur

>open the door
>get on the floor
>bitch gimme back Monster Hunter 4

LMao

Yus

Bitch seems like She needs to go to those pornos where porn stars get rekt and abused n shit

tfw we lost our virginities to each other

tfw both her and you have earned your virginities back

Congradulations, lad

Kek

nah man

Let's put this to a vote?

Who thinks CQC is a born again virgin?

fuck me i need a new gf

Includes still a virgin

>tfw no matter what you do, ull always be the guy who had to fuck a "retard" to lose virginity

i havnt had a gf since i was born im fine

😃

lmfao!

KEK! @Rose

selective mutism is basica you're unable to speak to anyone you're not comfortable with

it's an anxiety kind of thing

speaking on the phone or being called on in class you might not be able to speak up

she was pulled out of public school for virtual school

i remember all this useless information about a girl i'll never see again because of some idea of the impact it had on me

I want go virtual school too fugg

will i ever find a gf who's actually right for me? i sure as hell hope so.

go join conservative political rallies

and meet girls there

>not finding any other girl and train her to be the perfect for u

the sharp emotional pain of being alone just becomes a numbing sensation over time dont worrt

is it oneitis?

i don't even love the girl anymore or want her back

Ayo

i just miss what we had

everybody do the kankan

she ain't shit now

U have us now @cqc

kan kan? elaborate?

@cqc ............Was she fat?

u shouldve done the dennis method

no

skinny

She was fat wasn't she?

a bit on the curvy side

...kanfred...kankan

She totally was fat dude @Shlooish

Pics or didna happun

>gets tired from sex

how much did she weigh

@Rose I know, brozette

she was a lightweight.

Nigger She was fat fo sure

That's what fat chicks do.. They dry up once they cum

They get too tired...

@cqc bbw lover confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtlOekpZNXs

i wish she was a bbw.

They fall like a freshly cut giant log

former bbw cannot confirm

"bbw" ew

Kek

Big Beautiful woman? Or BIG BLACK woman?

lol

beautiful

its not all that bad

Nigger lover confirmed

they have a whole porn category dedicated to bbw

kek

see, she was on the pill

@cqc fucks nigger skinnies that are fat as fuck and fall asleep after fried chicken during sex

so a couple times i was totally free to fuck her bareback

Blue pill.....

LAWL

came in each of her holes at least once

Was she asleep?

BAD PLAN MAN

>taking advantage of a poor retarded girl @cqc

I SEE YOU FIENDING MARVELOUS

lmfao

Shame on u

Yeh.. The pill isn't full proof.. It'll give you a nigger baby

GAGGED TIL I'M ALL DRENCHED

GAGPOOL DROOLING POOLS

CAUSE THIS PIT'S BOTTOMLESS

yea dont be so careless

the pill is a fucking insurance, not a savior

kids are big responsibility

>be cqc >say had bad sex >had to break up cause no sex wuz gud sex >now bish is great sex.

I miss her.... :/

Youll end up with a nigger retarded baby lol

Kek

i never got that meme

i dont like fat people

here's the thing

😦

really?

gross!

birth control pills do shit to women

yup

make them break out

CQC and the skinny bitch 3 years from now

turn them into weird hormonal meses

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hahaha @Shlooish

arent they even worse for dudes

i'm not even mad right now

lmfao

@cqc it does HORRIBLE things to the body

if u eat a girl out on the pill do you get a load of estrogen?

so bad

doesnt it make them weird

yea they good mood swings

get*

@Keksson i dont think thats how it works

they become bitches

so if dudes take it

and a bunch of other shit

Oh lord, you chilrenz

they become faggots

hey, let the woman tell you dudes

trap

look, an 18 year old girl on the pill getting pregnant is more than likely to result in miscarriage

i'm playing 4D chess with my dick

She woman fo real faggot @mo

i think i would've known about a bastard by now

what

oh

ok

she wouldn't have let me put it in without a condom otherwise

she told me herself

😂

>asking for consent

If being a man for long enough has learnt me nuffin... It's that............. Don't know don't care.. When I have a prollum. I rise to the occasion. Fuck it up or trash it. I don't have time to be sad about shit.. I have mouths to feed

fuck, no shame, i would totally bang a black chick

burn the coal pay the toll

but a very specific kind of black chick

lol

She hates you now, cuz u made her pregnant with autismo baby @cqc

Cqc is tryina git gazz'd

@mo confirmed chick. so. the pill makes women pack on pounds, over eat, be overly emotional, it kills some primary evolutionary drives (like having a kid, or eating to improve health and fertility.

🆙 | **Kekicorn leveled up!**

good times

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ trewfth

They turn into fat lazy slobs

yes we do

Then they just bitch and cry about being a fat lazy slob

^

guys

trew

wut

becoming fat fucks ur hormoes even further

i want a conservative gf

how do

i told u

You make them...

go join republican

They don't exist in the wild, really.

party meetings

youll find some there

become a mudslime

go volunteer at a church

It's like finding a wolf that knows how to fetch... Doesn't exist

youll find a waifu there too

You train it

@cqc GL took my husband 10 years and a few years of fixing me up nice

there's a bunch of girls close to my age at my church

or u find a moderate girl

and slowly redpill her

find a virgin in highschool

that's what the mute was

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ You are woke as fuck, know that?

she was just shy of 18 when I met her

finishing up school

>not finding a Virgin in Middle school @Keksson

@Keksson lmfao

Most women care too much about what people think to ever voice a weakness..... Which if they would, it would portray strength..

@Shlooish based. Women are kinda objects too, js

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ Only in the bedroom or once a month for a week or less

Nah. Think about it like this. Dudes are the gardeners, we're the flowerbeds.

actual picture of me, what up.

guys be honest. can i get a gf when i have no friends and manlet

yes

i believe you can

U kinda look cross eyed there @cqc

Flowerbeds are useless without a gardener

LMFAO

rose

well if only I hadn't lost my glasses WHEN I GOT BAPTIZED

Here's the dealio Kiddos... Men and women, without the bodies, have one HUGE difference. Men try to always make decisions based on future outcomes. Women make decisions more so based on how they're feeling at the time

my dumb ass forgot to take them off my head before I went into the ocean with them

Kek

BAAAAAAAAAAAASED SLUICE

jordan peterson

explains difference between men and women the best

Its common sense tbh @Shlooish

If you keep your woman happy... Sometimes you gotta go above and beyond... She'll for the most part be making sane decisions...

do women REALLY go for looks?

No

If she's feeling pissy? and it doesn't take much... Her decisions will be shit

personality, right?

Mostly yes

women look for security

for the future

in a partner to start maintain family

Someone kind, safe, good genes

Yeah mate, just be more confident

so if I act in a way that demonstrates I'm confident, secure, outgoing and considerate I should have a good chance

http://i.imgur.com/uOESBh2.jpg

ye confidence is dope

that's usually my approach

lmfao

woman: Okay... My crotch isn't on fire for burning loins aneemo' so I want someone who will take care of everything so when I fuck up I don't have to worry about being homeless

just be more confident

lol

Lol

i no longer fear rejection.

Trunuff

Also women tend to date a couple years older than themselves

fear of rejection is irrational.

yea

you apply for 100 jobs, of course a couple are gonna turn you down.

and men like to date approx 5 years younger

it's the ones that accept you that's the name of the game.

but why waste ur time approaching women? thats why i never do it

lol what

No ur sounding mgtow

that's a very beta/cuck mentality

by that logic, why approach anyone?