Hi none of these, I'm Dad!

well

Doesn't the K stand for kink>?

That is correct, Zak. You are LGBTQQICAPF2K+.

No I'm not Ugh!

>:I

I'm a straight white male.

Hi a straight white male., I'm Dad!

Fug dad

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/02/lgbt-new-acronym-meaningless/

Wow you actually knew

I had to look it up myself.

You really are LGBTQQICAPF2K+.

Wait.

Well I only know because of /pol/

They did en entire thread on how the acronym contradicts itself and is redundant.

UNDERAGEB&

No way.

is that really one?

I'll save this kick/ban for when I get angry at you another time Zak

And yeah

wait what!

Why did I make you mad just now?

I only know it's kink because of /pol/ man

I promise you I'm not LGBT lol.

Of course you're not LGBT; you're LGBTQQICAPF2K+.

*sigh*

How.

How?

Yes.

It's literally your role.

How did I get that role?

How do you think?

You got it by being LGBTQQICAPF2K+

that's circular reasoning though.

What did I do that earned me being one of those acronym's

checkmate

<:tfwtoointelligent:422441104391274497>

I added a function to DYNO which automatically flags LGBTQQICAPF2K+ persons and roles them accordingly.

Huh

How

because I said the word cock before?

xD

You have now

In other word,s the DYNO inteligence agency accessed Discord's mainframe (which uses z/OS) and discovered that you were, indeed, on a furry group.

it's a company of heroes discord man.

That's not what Discord's mainframe said.

And even if it was a furry group, that doesn't make me LGBT.

But furries are inherently gay

Correct. You are LGBTQQICAPF2K+ (F for Furry)

This is dumb.

I don't like it.

Press F to pay respects to Zak's privacy

It's not a furry discord.

I'm being slandered.

Hi beign slandered., I'm Dad!

Press F to pay respects.

Press R to reload and shoot @Nuke

Because i'm not any of those

Press F to have the "Florida" role or another state role added to you.

C

Button "C" declares that you are a cuckold.

Wiat

No

Backspace

Do not worry Zak

>.<

What are you about to do?

LGBTQQICAPF2K+ includes the "kukold kink"

I'm worrying

Hi worrying, I'm Dad!

Oh gross lol
no

I don't have that kink.

Enter the cheat code Zak

Owo

Press F to pay respects.

What's the cheat code.

No I'm not paying respects!

Argh..

Press F to pay respects.

NO

Enter the cheat code Zak.

Uhhh

Press F to pay respects.

function remove {LGBTQQICAPF2K+}

Is that it

No.

what's the cheat code

unlimited power

up down down left right left down up up

Press F to pay respects.

Broken record.

Sorry Zak, doesn't seem like you can understand the cheat code!

What's the cheat code!?

🐉

Press F to pay respects.

G for Grenade

Winston!?

You're suppose to be on my side!