a dike a day keeps the kike away

In all seriousness though, dutch politics is basically a kikery contest.

which is why I want it purified.

How is Gert doing?

Polls don't close until 4:00 PM est

>waiting till 2 here. Fugg

will we see something like this?

repeat after me

madame

president

Mein Fuhrer..... Pennsylvania wasn't able to rally enough voters. We couldn't get the electoral votes.

"These people will stay here". "Podesta, Abedin, Mook, Benenson."

*cue autistic screeching*

Speaking of leaks, the president payed a large amount of taxes

LEFTISTS BTFO

"Our agents are just a bunch of contemptable, disloyal, cowards!"

Now we have to make a downfall parody on youtube

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o140/xwyatt321/hillaryclinton.png

SHE HEEL!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r_S4zVR7BVQ/UxdknpKVkZI/AAAAAAAAkUw/MWSUMeEwQHM/s1600/hitlary%2520hitler.jpg

@Verm This would be better if she was communist

Give her a Stalin hairface thing

This is an insult to hitler

😦

^

^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLNFDtOwUnw

I still can't believe a /pol/ battalion exists in Ukraine.

BASED

Wait wat

@DeusVolt Pol has a militia in ukraine?

Anzov Battalion I think?

Azov?

HOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT

We should invite them for some tendies and coffee sometime.

They steal tendies from the sould of their enemiez

Are these guys pro donestk republic?

Probably

They are Ukrainian

They love their country.

They hate Russia

Well never mind then

Donestk republic is basically russia in ukraine

>yfw they probably have APC's and shit

hnnnnnnng

These guys need to make their own republic in ukraine

I am suprised Ukraine is accepting them.

Republic of kekistan?

>sargon meme

Kievian Kekistan*

KEIVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TENDIES NOW

This has turned into shitposting

What has?

General chat has always been like this

How many gbp you got?

si-seven gorillion

!pname

p!name

Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence

thank you based Assad

We need these guys to raid an island in the black sea and to establish their own country

NORMIE! I HAVE 11 GORRILIAN

Anticom Assadium refineries when

Why not raid the Vatican and claim it for ourselves?

The Swiss Guard probably doesn't even have AAA

Why not blow up the Vatican and blame it on the muslim brotherhood?

^

gotta think like the jew if you want to defeat them

What do you think is in the Vatican's archives?

Nothing of value

Your mum

pope memes

Your mum is feeding ME TENDIES NOW!

^^

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

What did he mean by this?

Holy shit the alt right militia has everybody

Nazi's, terrorists, and more

Do they have memes though?

OF COURSH

Do the memes rise?

What if the altright is actually behind the Jews as well?

>what if this entire meme war is just recruiting for the real jews

>what if we are the jews?

Jews.

Little do people know, but everything we know is made of Jews.

>Electricity
Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

>Atoms
Atoms are in fact minuscule Jews, all holding hands and feet etc together to form an intricate web from which nearly everything in the universe is comprised. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel Jew is catapulted by his friends from their structure. Should this Jew come into contact with the Jews from our body, he will offer them gold, thus making the local area either benign or malignant. Either way, just read: cancerous.

>Jews
So what are Jews themselves made up of? Surely they're not at the bottom of life, the universe and everything? They are in fact comprised of billions of even smaller Jews, known as super-Jews. They, in turn, are made up of billions of even smaller Jews known as hyper-Jews. Hyper Jews are the fundamental building blocks of everything. Though no one, to be honest, can yet be absolutely sure. Least of all, Jews themselves.

>Black Hole
So are Black Holes made of Jews too? In the very center of a Black Hole, it is theorized that there is a Jew filled with so much greed, that it has the power to bend space and time (which are made of Jews) in such a way that everything around itself gets sucked into the hands of the ultimate Jew.

Good pasta t b h

saved

>Everything is fractal jews

KEK

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/116745584#q116745584

give /nsg/ a bump btw

I aint clickin the 4chan link

Imma wait till april 4th

>falling for the larp jew

>been browsing pol all day now

>forgot about the warning

PARTY VAN INBOUND

Let my paranoia pass pepe

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe falling for the Kike jew

>mfw the only reason I haven't been v& is because of the crappy weather.

I just figure that a day off of /pol/ would do my mental health well

>tfw it is 70 degrees

are other boards supposed to be safe though? I Wanna /tg/

You can't escape void

reeeeeeee

I went into town.

:-)

The orignal LARP was about a differnt website altogether.

damn

Ur mum is a different lerp

SHE FED ME TENDIES

It was about some indian ultra progressive city or something

Isn't the 20trillion debt wall today btw?

http://i.imgur.com/wqmykwd.mp4

oh fugg

kek

I need to hurry up and learn to code/build robots

Antifa member spotted stealing avocados.

Gimmie Gimme Chicken tendies.

@🅱arD Holy fucking shit

What a DYEL skelly

*A WARRIOR OF THE REVOLUTION*

I'm only going to browse our cambodian claymation club through a burner computer behind 7 proxies

So worst case scenario I toss it out the window and shatter the HDD

Happening cancelled man

>inb4 it's another anti-abortion psa

That's what they want us to think @Wrathsalts

You guys remember that whole badselfeater shit?

Back in September

Until then, I'm undercover as a normie, browsing normie memes

god that shit was retarded

racist

Badselfeater

That was a waste of my week

A for effort though

Revel in the happening threads for today, but be sure to do one loop in your noose

ps its not happening that pic is from a thread today.

pss there are totally not FBI agents forcing me to say that

dead

Did they not think to check it before making themselves look retarded

Just got the Iliad on Audible

dis gon b gud

noice

and nae they're libtards Iamawesom

Any other suggestions for classical European literature? I already have the Odyssey, Aeneid, Beowulf, and Divine Comedy

I'm considering reading The Republic

The Satires maybe

trying to confirm if they're the origin of tabloids or if I'm thinking of something else from rome

tbh I expected badselfeater to be a viral marketing campaign for dragon dildos

I was still disappointed.

>Ouroboros dildo

I'd buy one

For science

so i checked pence's code
both directly and by running it automatically 100000 times
I don't get why it was so fucking rare to get dubs yesterday
I guess kek truly does speak through numbers

https://puu.sh/uKc1g/c6f93e6db4.png not quite the numbers I want but that's only 9/10ths of how common they normally should be at worst

KEK SPEAKS

ANYWAYS

p!check'em if dubs I make a foot pedal wood lathe out of electronic scrap and a few 2x4s after class

9324922882
Faggot.

damn

This is good

I like this

p!check'em if get then I stop procrastinating

7582619480
Faggot.

yus

Today is actually a pretty safe day to be on /pol/

p!check'em If I get, I decide to do something with my life

8843840004
Faggot.

The shilling is all directed at the dutch.

so much for that

So close too @Wrathsalts

@Void what are you using to generate the numbers?

he at least got an owo

I am close to Kek, but he has yet to shine his sun on me

Although you got a pali @Wrathsalts

p!check'em

8140443062
Faggot.

p!check'em

8918339183
Faggot.

p!check'em

1665073876
Faggot.

p!check'em

3828133389
Faggot.

p!check'em

6343864539
Faggot.

p!check'em

3571497461
Faggot.

p!check'em

p!check'em

p!check'em

p!check'em

DONT SPAM THE GENERAL PLEASE

p!check'em If trips, we crowdfund a helicopter

also bots run on a max bandwidth

wowruip

Rip bot.

RIP

it'll catch up

it's just you triggered it

Still though, don't spam general.

9217917886
Faggot.

8269507627
Faggot.

6679708583
Faggot.

8250162165
Faggot.

8090911906
Faggot.

That's a lot of Faggots

p!check'em if gets, then we listen to @Verm

What are you using to generate the numbers though

basically darty I take the log10 of whatever size I want
then roll a number for each space
if that number is the same as the prior it'll add +1 to how many are repeating
and then it adds the number to the front of the string

http://i.imgur.com/GEKzxEI.jpg

9423524859
Faggot.

> makes a bot to generate imageboard style post numbers
> numbers are completely randomized and are not actually post numbers

so you start out with say 1
then roll a 1
1 == 1 is true, so repeating is 2
and then 11 is the string
then you roll a 2
2 isn't the same as 1, so repeating is locked at 2
and then you get 211

Why not just generate a random number between 1000000 and 9999999?

the individual numbers are just (int)(Math.Random()*10)

and because then to check how many repeating I'd need to do a looot more modulus logic

same amount of work this just came into my head first

same accuracy too

http://i.imgur.com/gyYauc5.jpg

int rep(int digits)
{
if(digits%10==(digits/10)%10)
{
return reps(digits/10)+1;
}
return 0;
}

that would only check 2 digits out of the list and you'd need to cut off the ones before it

its recursive.

oh woops missread

if darty(faggot)
{
stop(suck%100==(dick/69)%1488
{
return why(faggot/1488)+777
} post this;
} get

http://i.imgur.com/DlYSXko.jpg

i never remember to use recursive functions outside of linked lists and trees

either way logic works for both, no reason to change it now

and the random number generation is at worst a little low on the odds

http://i.imgur.com/IYdd3vi.png I remember a DM tried to force this
made me sad

man

That's pretty great

Let me tell you one of mine that happened recently

> make an AI/robotics character in Eclipse Phase
> start hacking into a ship core on a mission
> realise the opposing AI has linked up all the access panels to the generator
> 400 volt straight to the access ports
> hack doorway, get to the control terminal and clone over AI
> leave with Mike Pence ship AI

It honestly sounded better in my mind.

hue

it's one of those "had to be there" things I guess

Yea, eclipse phase is one of those games that you really need to know to understand the humor.

current campaign had a crazy begining, was playing a random gen'd rave girl assassin in dark heresy, threw in some flavor that the scum in the party was her best friend and dealer for grinweed
well basically we fought an imaginary tiger and deer while getting high off his stash in the back of a military transport that was moving us and one other party member to meet the rest of the party, some Sisters of Battles
but for the life of me I can't tell the story on the fly

http://i.imgur.com/cIXERyo.png

wtf triggered pence

electric type

OH