^

the fact that we were different was the source of the amusement we had in our interactions in the world and our stories

I do things outside sometimes!

now it's all a bunch of faggots who pride themselves on being shut-ins

"fuck normies reee"

pig-disgusting, all should be gassed

half the fun of being a sort of misfit is going out in the world

and having the experiences you have

aren't you a queen

^^^^^

in my opinion, pol will always be about political incorrectness, no matter what shit gets posted there

i am super judgemental right now m9

Elevens are okay, but i can't really relate to them

i am jacked up on bitchyness

and mountain dew

Jej, top jej

What's next, Gobbels Dorritos

no, gold star tortilla chips

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

DA GRABBLERS

Nestolgea

It still amazes me how many people think the Onion is 100% real

I miss this sort of stupid shit

"I just want to get rid of him!"

@D3VNT just goes to show what? poe's and sturgeon's law

lmao

ASHES TO ASHES, THE JEWS FALL DOWN

>exercise on friday after sunset when stress has it's guard down

>Cant do much because of hernia

the book at the end

dude guys

in the Berenstein timeline, this onion clip did NOT have anything past the end of the main bit

no blabbler, no book image

I regret giving up my PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

LOL

yeah i tried to link you to the $49 pink sig brace but it was out of stock already

I have one

gay

A pink AR pistol

>tfw never went to prom and will never high school musical reunion

Matches my pink skirt and pink/black thigh highs

>Tfw I went to prom by myself

prom bullshit overrated

i fucked an 18 year old chick in my auto dealerships loaner car

which was a minivan

jk I went with my friends

hueh

outside of her prom

I went with a lesbian

when i was 28

My gay friend also went with a lesbian

so technically ive been to a prom

wew

but not inside the building

L

A

D

And we just kind of traded

It was planned though

Keeping up apperances for family and whatnot

Covert ops

got raelly dirty looks from the detailer at the dealership too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPUD0i49PEs

It is now legal to run over protestors on the highway

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Wooow

Truely best timeline

yes lmao

problem with that is

the professional protesters

Was it worth it?

So what if some people die

Fag

they have the first line of cars be their own guys

so no one can get past to run them over

Bullshit

If they give away their lives to stand on the highway, then it is their fault

set phazers to gas

I drive a ram

if you can't dodge it

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR

I don't have to go fast

GAS GAS GAS

I just have to geeently get bumper to bumper

Redline

STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHT

And drop the clutch

And things will move

GOD NO WHAT

oh

it's legal so long as it is "unintentional"

that's a 4chan made image but yeah that shit's going mad