Earth is a velociraptor

That's old hat

my last conspiracy was mitochondria makes you gay

We all gay then ma friend

Rusted has some. . . eccentric theories, but be nice to her.

indeed

thats the powerhouse of the cell

XD

Mitocondria is the powerhouse of the cell

*yes*

do you guys want me to explain my mitochondria makes you gay conspiracy

yes

please

It makes so much sense

alright

"According to the Geni.com blog, the family trees of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump connect at the people who were both of their 18th great grandparents. Those two people were John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster, and Katherine Swynford, Duchess of Lancaster."

its supposed to be bs btw

1300s.

elites man

pepe is a toad not a frog

I don’t think you had to explain that for people to know, Eletrick, lmao

I want him too

so I can ss it and carry on his story

I can't wait to see how long ago Trump and Obama had a common ancestor.

Oh talking about faze beans again

So mitochondria basically generates energy and energy has g in the 5th letter gay has it in the 1st letter but if the 1st letter is your thumb and the 5th is your pinky then you can touch them together so gay=mitochondria confirmed

I am a somewhat genius myself.

👀

ok so when you go to get vaccines they inject you with mitochondria but they make it look like a maze bean a harmless maze bean BUT DONT BE FOOLED. you know how mazes confuse people? well thats what the maze bean does it confuses your sexual orientation to gay. its there to control the population

Parents, please make an educated decision before giving your kids mitochondria!

Should it be added to this list?😆

Isn’t there already mitocondria in your body tho @eletrick33

yes

Before vaccination

yeah it was a bs conspiracy i made

we are born inherently gay?

So wait

Who’s the first gay

to show how ridiculous most conspiracys are

We're all ass holes to start out apparently that's the first thing that forms in the womb

Mario likes luigi because they both can ride yoshi

Confirmed

i think i did a good job at proving my point

thats nice

lol

staged shootings i tell you

This place is chiller than I presumed

For now it is lol

leaked footage from the new vegas hotel shows shooters even on the roof

@Tejiu The Gecko i need help i wanna make more BS conspiracies

It could change at any moment

oh no

I wanna see funny debates

Like moon doesnt exist

tf?

It's plasma bro

we arent that stupid

Haven't you heard?

ok ok nvm

I have to go now but will come back with a new conspiracy for you lol

Lol

https://youtu.be/1oCNGcbwxWg

Then the moon is basically water?

What

If you heat water gas up it turns into plasma

https://gyazo.com/a7b785fc9421b9335e48b687a9e9e99d

OF COURSE ITS SO OBVIOUS THE MOON IS PLASMA THEREFORE MAKING THE MOON PHASES FAKE AND SATANIC

Aight.

moon is plasma bro

opening your palms is racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCaHvZQnIws

yeah i keep my palms closed at all times

ok @eletrick33 im banning you, you keep gossiping about the moon

everyone look at that video

it sees you

👀

Why are the planets colored?! Like why is Uranus green?! Methane isn't a color here, should we get someone to fart in a vacuum and see if it turns green?! 🤔😆

I got sum tags

Now what

@eletrick33 gets it lol

because space isnt a vacuum like on earth

@Universe im joking man

i swear

???

and its a huge collection

you said you were gonna get me banned

you gather enough of something and compress it

i was jk, i cant even ban you

He doesn't have the powa

oh

Why is the ocean blue? Water isn't a color here, should we get someone to pour water into a glass and see if it turns blue?

uni just joined

fight the powa

THE EARTH IS ROUND

No the earth is a velociraptor

water reflects green and blue light

I buy velociraptor over Baal

Lol

You can’t disprove a velociraptor theory

What would rainbows look like?

So basically light

rainbow being water vapor getting hit with light

The colors of the visible light spectrum

yall ever tried to go up to a rainbow? well i did and i figured out that you cant touch it

;-;

well you can

Genius.

its water vapor

You would just be touchin vapor lol

Why are they round

What

Your balls?

I dont think so

Rainbows

its the evil satanic government agencies trying to keep us from using the power of the rainbow

can i say the n word

Yes go ahead little one.

U black?

Alright, @MASTER CHEF has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

its the way they are visible

im blue

no i will not grant you my n word pass

there are straight ones

@Universe I grant you my n-word pass

Once only

ni

Once until I allow you again

Y’all are all wrong earth is actually car shaped

Scientists hid that fact all along

And Illuminati is the driver

No

Yes

The velociraptor is the driver

You lie if you think otherwise

Illuminati isn’t a thing chief it’s a recipe

*HOW!?*

And who is "chief"?

Chief ur chief

No

I am chef

Or anyone really

Lol

Chef

We’re used to thinking of rainbows as basically two-dimensional, but that’s an illusion caused by a lack of distance cues. The cloud of water droplets that produces the rainbow is obviously spread out in three dimensions.

The geometry of reflection, however, is such that all the droplets that reflect the rainbow’s light toward you lie in a cone with your eyes at the tip.

It takes an intuitive leap to see why this should be so, but let’s give it a crack. Water droplets reflect sunlight (or any light) at an angle of between 40 and 42 degrees, depending on the wavelength …

The sun is low and behind you. All the sunbeams head in, strike the cloud of water droplets ahead of you and bounce back at an angle of [approximately] 40 degrees.

Naturally the beams can bounce 40 degrees any which way — up, down, and sideways.

But the only ones you see are the ones that lie on a cone with a side-to-axis angle of 40 degrees and your eyes at the tip.

Look at my pfp you dumb c u n t

That was a cop and a pasta

lol yes

it explains rainbows tho

Yes

Oh goodie

Rainbows are circles

Checkmate flat earthers

Lol

But earth is still a velociraptor

No

Obviously

Yes

You can’t disprove that chef

The rainbow is a ring around the spherical Earth like saturn

No that’s the head of the velociraptor

No

Yes

I got my dab pen to work now

Nice

Is your pfp from the new collab anime? @Mr. Yuri Inspector

Yup isekai quartet chef.

Pretty dang good anime

Yes

there goes my lungs

That shite

Alright, @Mr. Yuri Inspector has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

No bad words @Mr. Yuri Inspector

I wanted to say shut

Wow

we have to cuss like degenerate uk fucks?

This is a Christian server

How did you say fucks?

Oh

Bots are asleep

Alright, @MASTER CHEF has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

LOL

Oh

GOOTEM

Alright, @MASTER CHEF has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

lol this man cant say fuck!

Why am I getting blown now?

Bruh f off

Damn that msg came 6 min late bruh

Is this my internet or is chat dead

dead'

Holy shoot the chat is actually dead

lets keep it dead

Right

are you from yes?

are you from no?

http://prntscr.com/nfd5bv

No

@Pandalord 👀

that was an accident

When are you born?

***yes***

happy earth day

thanks man

It's nice to have a day celebrating this *sphere* we live on

Back again
Had to eat

:3

Oh cap, I'm trying to sneak up on thanos, but even shrunk down I'm DUMMY thicc. The clapping keeps alerting him to my location! whatever will we do!

wtf did I just read

Wut?!?

**Question Of The Day #58**

Is it right that sex education teachers in the UK must teach their students that ‘boys can have periods too’?

Share your thoughts in the <#484514023698726912> 😁

heyy boys

ded cht

Hello Elemental

no, it isn't ok, that's ridiculous, if a man bleeds from penis or butt, they should seek immediate medical attention

What kind of question is that? Lol

😂

Yeah I was a bit confused about the question at first too lol

Pokemon nostalgia

I still play pokemon

What games?

I stopped after USUM

I have almost all the games

Just missing ruby, sapphire and emerald

Currently going through 4th gen

I have thoes too

lol

Minecraft > all games

Alright, @Meowdy has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

crap my raid script worked

What does that mean?

Oh, now I know what it means

Lol

I don't remember how I found out, but I did

THE EARTH IS ROUND

Alright, @N4x,Hero of Discord has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

You're excused flat earthers...

🙄

earth is a cucumber

shaped like a donut

cucumber

with water

on it

here was the truth

The earth is round!!!!!!

noo!

it’s donut cucumber

it’s a donut cucumber

Mars is flat