That's old hat

my last conspiracy was mitochondria makes you gay

We all gay then ma friend

Rusted has some. . . eccentric theories, but be nice to her.

indeed

thats the powerhouse of the cell

XD

Mitocondria is the powerhouse of the cell

*yes*

do you guys want me to explain my mitochondria makes you gay conspiracy

yes

please

It makes so much sense

alright

"According to the Geni.com blog, the family trees of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump connect at the people who were both of their 18th great grandparents. Those two people were John of Gaunt, 1st Duke of Lancaster, and Katherine Swynford, Duchess of Lancaster."

its supposed to be bs btw

1300s.

elites man

pepe is a toad not a frog

I don’t think you had to explain that for people to know, Eletrick, lmao

I want him too

so I can ss it and carry on his story

I can't wait to see how long ago Trump and Obama had a common ancestor.

Oh talking about faze beans again

So mitochondria basically generates energy and energy has g in the 5th letter gay has it in the 1st letter but if the 1st letter is your thumb and the 5th is your pinky then you can touch them together so gay=mitochondria confirmed

I am a somewhat genius myself.

👀

ok so when you go to get vaccines they inject you with mitochondria but they make it look like a maze bean a harmless maze bean BUT DONT BE FOOLED. you know how mazes confuse people? well thats what the maze bean does it confuses your sexual orientation to gay. its there to control the population

Parents, please make an educated decision before giving your kids mitochondria!

Should it be added to this list?😆

Isn’t there already mitocondria in your body tho @eletrick33

yes

Before vaccination

yeah it was a bs conspiracy i made

we are born inherently gay?

So wait

Who’s the first gay

to show how ridiculous most conspiracys are

We're all ass holes to start out apparently that's the first thing that forms in the womb

Mario likes luigi because they both can ride yoshi