@ya boi it doesn't matter if it's hard or flaccid when you can't feel it either way

The only thing I can feel is my dick and sadness

Give me a break

He's paralysed?

No, I meant someone taking it wouldn't realise it's there

😦

How would they take it then

Idk

I'm not a logistics analyst

They had to drop the grade boundaries on that maths exam chaos

They dropped by 40 marks

what does that mean?

1/6 of the total

For some reason drop was corrected to alert

https://www.boardofstudies.nsw.edu.au/hsc_exams/2015/exams/2015-hsc-maths-ext-2.pdf this was my maths exam for yr 12

or rather one of my maths exams

We get it

You're good at maths

You better have got 100%

@dunce oh? I want to see you do it

Already done

I use those as practice papers

@ya boi No you don't get it

the point is not I'm good at maths

I'm good at everything

fuck sake

Except being likable

saying I'm only good at maths implies there might be something I'm not good at

What did you score overall chaos?

You're not good at being a decent human being

Don't recall

is there a way you can change your lock screen wallpaper to a custom one on android

Sureeeee

I know I got 96% on the extension 1 exam

so for extension 2 I think it was between 70% and 85% what I got

Provided I'd been taught that stuff I'm confident I could answer those questions

You should try it

I garantuee you'll have more trouble than it seems

especially if you do it within the 3 hours

I will because I haven't been taught nearly everything on that paper

usually only a few students in the country are able to answer the last questions

Translation: I'm better than all of you

nah, I didn't answer the last questions

Of course, there's gotta be a limit to how smart you are

Extension 2 was too much work, I was lazy student

See he's bad

I just made sure to get marks I needed to get into university course I wanted

extension papers are cancer

I never do more work than necessary

especially when they count

I never work

I reckon I could have worked towards a state ranking and a perfect score on those papers if I hadn't skipped ahead, but then I'd have to deal with 2 more years of highschool. It's clear which is the better option.

are you translating everything into british terms for us or are you actually a brit

He's a gay aussie

FUCK i hate these goddamn australian uncivilised monkeys

Fuck you

I'm south african?

oh

even worse

I don't live there though

What I'm talking about is australian shit, the HSC

When did you come to australia?

I CAME TO DIS COUNTRY ON A PLANE

I said when

I first came like 17 years ago, but I've moved around a lot

So I've lived in indonesia and south africa also

and various places in aus

Why is your life more interesting than mine

Because you don't go outside

Or to school

OHHHHJHJJ

Okaay

I was going to say that its not great because you lose all your friends every time that you move but then I realised who I'm talking to.

I've moved states a lot

You can't lose something you don't have

You probably won't believe this but I had a lot of friends before I moved

Course

2 is not a lot

I had more than that

3?

4 at a push

alright perhaps a lot more than that

1

Fuck you guys

imaginary ones don't count

true

nor do the voices

damn right

so none

excluding the on and off gay relationship with his bestie

I don't know why moving had an effect on pythons delusions though

Okay

I hear voices

nah

python

I ignore them and just keep killing

if I knew you and was your age I would be your "friend"

and you'd pay for my lunch right

because that's what friends do

I wouldn't be able to pay for my own lunch

because your imaginary friend cant physically pay for you

delusions has its flaws

you know those conscience things that you have in film and shit where there is a devil and an angel, duneraider has 5 devils and no angels.

I'll be his angle

My imaginary friends never came over much

I never had imaginary friends

I had imaginary empires

imaginary enemy states

Imaginary propoganda campaigns

as a great leader once said

As a man once said

"I want to spend a cock in chaos' ass" - Rogue 103 2016

We don't talk about him

that's pretty gay, but it's ok

As a great man once said

"If she isn't a sea cow then why is she in the ocean?"

@Null

@anerdishwalnut

Finished Second Son

@ya boi Don't waste your time

It's bad

Cringey

I don't like it

Really?

Yeah

I get that the whole dbag protag was beaten to death

what

Also I 100%'d it on Hero mode between, what, 2ish days?

Lemme see if there's a stats thing

Not finding it

Lemme see if it's in a main menu or something

All I know so far is that it was really quick

Nah no menus

I guess it proves that the first one was better

oh my goooood theres no cutscene skip option

kill me

Play a good game

i cant, i dont have the money for berserk yet!

Oh damn

The dialogue in the evil mode is already better

I just have to hope he isn't cringey and shit like in hero mode

Tell me how it goes

Why was I kicked from outer haven

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Reee

Yeah the Evil mode dialogue is a lot better so far, he was definitely meant for a villain

I haven't been on since the New York hwndu was shut down

server was deleted

I don't remember much of the evil dialogue in the first game

I think it was good though

SUH DUDES

Suh bro

now?

thats early

I thought you meant later

I can play overwatch better than chaos can ;)) stick with me rogue

@ya boi Competing with me directly is suicide cunt, you should try a different approach. Like not sucking, or actually precisely that, sucking.

I haven't even played overwatch

Chill

My sentence isn't about overwatch

Oh, i'm still gonna compete with you

You need to be competition to compete

I'd happily forfeit this fucking game though

let me out please

Beat me at chess boi

I will cunt

1v1 me chess.com

aight

You starting it?

We're playing chess u nutcracker

Fuk you chaos is the one who's gonna lose

oh shit we actually gonna play

u set up the game pithin

k

I keep getting paired with random people

I don't know how you make a game

I know how to invite friends

That seems to be the only way of doing it

ok

You get it?

no

what is your username?

betterthanchaos

you get that?

Yea

I got it

game aborted?

No? I just challenged you

am I in?

You were

I just picked rematch

I think you have to do it too

You declined my challenge

The fuck

are you seeing this game

🆙 | **Chaos leveled up!**

I just moved

It just said you went offline

You try inviting me or something

I just moved

This site fuckin sucks

I challenged you

I've got two games going on with you wtf

just play the one

can you see it

I moved

Not for me

you moved

as white

Hold on

Type in chat

I did

Yeah it's working

play

None of your pieces have moved for me

wtf

hang on

you type in chat

Now you moved

oh shit

this is the wrong type of game

Can we just do a different site or something?

I want to try one thing

go to live chess

Yeah?

then you need to accept my challenge from there

I don't see it

there

I'm in

FUCK

well

um

We never played chess

that was...

In my defence

I haven't played in years

The last time I played was with yuri

I've played 3 or 5 games against walnut but other than that I haven't played in about 4 years

were you playing for real?

It was being janky though, it wouldn't let me move sometimes

So I had to move in other directions

I probably still would have lost anyway

It wouldn't let you move because you were in check

Yea I was in check at the start of the game

It wouldn't let you move at the start?

Ye, I had to move different pawns when some weren't moving

I'm tired

But I shouldn't sleep

because I'll end up sleeping for like 6 hours