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2017-01-18 08:21:07 UTC

i didnt record it so i need to make a new save

2017-01-18 08:21:16 UTC

Neat

2017-01-18 08:22:08 UTC

also there are fuckin

2017-01-18 08:22:12 UTC

unskippable cutscenes

2017-01-18 08:24:38 UTC

I'll look it up before i waste my time actually

2017-01-18 08:24:40 UTC

just in case

2017-01-18 08:26:08 UTC

oh

2017-01-18 08:26:11 UTC

well fuck

2017-01-18 08:26:17 UTC

looks like someone did it even better

2017-01-18 08:27:33 UTC

rip

2017-01-18 08:29:22 UTC

Yeh

2017-01-18 08:29:37 UTC

Still feels cool to have accidentally found a glitch like that on my own

2017-01-18 08:34:36 UTC

You don't find too many of those by accident

2017-01-18 08:35:41 UTC

yeh

2017-01-18 08:52:06 UTC

Sly...

2017-01-18 08:52:09 UTC

yes'

2017-01-18 08:52:20 UTC

muy bein

2017-01-18 10:32:00 UTC

I''m gonna start some homeschool shit next month

2017-01-18 10:32:09 UTC

I won't be on much

2017-01-18 10:32:34 UTC

Rip

2017-01-18 10:32:42 UTC

Yea

2017-01-18 10:32:48 UTC

See you, snake cowboy

2017-01-18 11:32:55 UTC

Morning

2017-01-18 15:36:16 UTC

wat

2017-01-18 16:00:28 UTC

While "good morning" is used as an abbreviation for "I wish you a good morning"

2017-01-18 16:04:05 UTC

who is Dune Raider

2017-01-18 16:13:06 UTC

Pope Doge II duneraider#1006

2017-01-18 16:15:10 UTC

ahhh of course my alias

2017-01-18 16:31:47 UTC

@͆ͯ̆͋̆̑̃́̉ͦ͏͔͖̼̖͈̥̘̖̝̺̥̘͢ͅ
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2017-01-18 16:34:26 UTC

wat

2017-01-18 16:36:26 UTC

it's zaalgo

2017-01-18 16:36:30 UTC

zalgo

2017-01-18 16:38:03 UTC

try drinking tea

2017-01-18 16:38:16 UTC

and not checking your phone

2017-01-18 16:39:31 UTC

have a wank

2017-01-18 16:54:26 UTC

do it

2017-01-18 17:02:02 UTC

same

2017-01-18 17:02:04 UTC

ez

2017-01-18 18:27:42 UTC

Sup skanks

2017-01-18 18:36:54 UTC

Ay bb grill

2017-01-18 18:36:57 UTC

sknaks puS

2017-01-18 18:37:43 UTC

I'm taking a shit in skewl

2017-01-18 18:37:47 UTC

This is edgy

2017-01-18 18:38:12 UTC

Stayed home sicc

2017-01-18 18:38:23 UTC

I call out sicc all the time

2017-01-18 18:38:48 UTC

I woke up at 5 AM

2017-01-18 18:38:52 UTC

When in reality I'm just in bed watching anime and becoming a good for nothing piece of shit

2017-01-18 18:39:18 UTC

mfw actually sicc for once

2017-01-18 18:40:01 UTC

I never get sick because I'm never around other people

2017-01-18 18:41:06 UTC

I never get sick because I'm not a pleb who can't control their body

2017-01-18 18:41:32 UTC

Your ego literally fights diseases

2017-01-18 18:44:32 UTC

I used to never get sick

2017-01-18 18:44:41 UTC

But for the past 3 months I've been fucked

2017-01-18 18:44:46 UTC

P sure I'm dying

2017-01-18 18:45:51 UTC

I have to loan out antibodies to scum like you

2017-01-18 18:47:30 UTC

Loan me about 60 2mg Xanax

2017-01-18 18:48:52 UTC

NI

2017-01-18 18:48:55 UTC

how about 1 120mg Xanax

2017-01-18 18:48:57 UTC

LL

2017-01-18 18:57:31 UTC

Relatable

2017-01-18 18:59:07 UTC

Also relatable

2017-01-18 19:00:58 UTC

i get sick because i literall want to

2017-01-18 19:01:09 UTC

i have full control over my white blood cells

2017-01-18 19:02:14 UTC

it's just the hiccups

2017-01-18 19:02:22 UTC

you have the lurgy

2017-01-18 19:02:27 UTC

Honestly I think I made myself sick by sheer willpower

2017-01-18 19:03:01 UTC

My whole family is really sick tho

2017-01-18 19:03:06 UTC

I was the last to get it

2017-01-18 19:03:19 UTC

why do you have blood tests

2017-01-18 19:03:23 UTC

grils r gay

2017-01-18 19:03:24 UTC

did you fuck a hobo

2017-01-18 19:03:39 UTC

grils r gay they like benis

2017-01-18 19:03:48 UTC

Yo why is it freezing this morning but in the afternoon my skin is probably gonna melt

2017-01-18 19:04:09 UTC

Me 2

2017-01-18 19:04:26 UTC

Lexapro is og shit nigga

2017-01-18 19:04:47 UTC

And I probably suffer from vitamin d poisoning constantly

2017-01-18 19:04:51 UTC

Are you having a mental breakdown over the disarmament not happening?

2017-01-18 19:04:55 UTC

I take 5000 units a day

2017-01-18 19:05:05 UTC

me 2 tbh

2017-01-18 19:05:07 UTC

Gonna sue Konami for mental damage

2017-01-18 19:05:19 UTC

People who have really bad deficiencies take 25000 a week

2017-01-18 19:05:33 UTC

I'm taking 35000 a week and have been for months

2017-01-18 19:05:52 UTC

Units?

2017-01-18 19:06:06 UTC

two dicks and one cunt

2017-01-18 19:06:17 UTC

No

2017-01-18 19:06:21 UTC

Why not 3 dicks

2017-01-18 19:06:23 UTC

2 dicks and 1 cock

2017-01-18 19:06:23 UTC

You homo

2017-01-18 19:06:47 UTC

Is it even possible to TP a male

2017-01-18 19:07:05 UTC

Brb gonna kill myself for liking girls because it's socially not accepted

2017-01-18 19:07:06 UTC

No

2017-01-18 19:07:11 UTC

Triple penetrate

2017-01-18 19:07:15 UTC

turbo penetrate

2017-01-18 19:07:18 UTC

oh

2017-01-18 19:07:28 UTC

close enough

2017-01-18 19:07:41 UTC

Hm

2017-01-18 19:07:45 UTC

Idk if that counts

2017-01-18 19:08:01 UTC

Also is it even possible to fit 2 dicks in 1 asshole?

2017-01-18 19:08:01 UTC

and 2 more in the boipussy if they cut off the schlong

2017-01-18 19:08:11 UTC

No boipussy

2017-01-18 19:08:18 UTC

whoops forgot my quotation marks

2017-01-18 19:08:20 UTC

Theres still a dick there

2017-01-18 19:08:28 UTC

Ok

2017-01-18 19:08:36 UTC

So 2 in the ass 1 in the mouth

2017-01-18 19:08:43 UTC

Why not 2 in the mouth as well?

2017-01-18 19:08:43 UTC

yes, 2 dicks 1 asshole is def possible

2017-01-18 19:08:49 UTC

I now beause of a reddit ama

2017-01-18 19:08:56 UTC

Oh jesus

2017-01-18 19:09:09 UTC

Is it possible to create ear gape?

2017-01-18 19:09:16 UTC

Enough to fit a dick?

2017-01-18 19:09:20 UTC

No

2017-01-18 19:09:23 UTC

I hope not

2017-01-18 19:09:27 UTC

it is possible to skullfuck provided you are missing one of your eyeballs

2017-01-18 19:09:35 UTC

at least one*

2017-01-18 19:09:47 UTC

I'm more concerned about oidal

2017-01-18 19:09:51 UTC

I've always had a tight boipussy

2017-01-18 19:09:54 UTC

(ear sex)

2017-01-18 19:09:56 UTC

You just have to take my eye out

2017-01-18 19:10:03 UTC

no, probably not

2017-01-18 19:10:11 UTC

unless it's frog dick or something

2017-01-18 19:10:16 UTC

that canal is way too small

2017-01-18 19:10:29 UTC

But what if you stretch it out

2017-01-18 19:10:32 UTC

I don't think the ear can stretch out enough for a dick

2017-01-18 19:10:33 UTC

Like a lot

2017-01-18 19:10:43 UTC

You can stretch an asshole quite a bit

2017-01-18 19:10:49 UTC

you would pop the skull probably

2017-01-18 19:10:52 UTC

An asshole is meant for stretching

2017-01-18 19:10:56 UTC

And the urethra can fit a penny

2017-01-18 19:11:04 UTC

thanks for that mental image

2017-01-18 19:11:06 UTC

jesus

2017-01-18 19:11:11 UTC

Assuming it's not Hank Hill's

2017-01-18 19:11:20 UTC

Because of the narrow urethra

2017-01-18 19:11:32 UTC

no stop

2017-01-18 19:11:41 UTC

:^)

2017-01-18 19:12:01 UTC

At least he didn't pin the urethra penny

2017-01-18 19:12:39 UTC

What about nasal?

2017-01-18 19:12:45 UTC

Will do

2017-01-18 19:12:53 UTC

Is it possible to do nasal?

2017-01-18 19:13:06 UTC

if you remove the nose bridge and cut off the partition flesh

2017-01-18 19:13:08 UTC

The nose can be broken, that's not important

2017-01-18 19:13:08 UTC

maybe

2017-01-18 19:13:28 UTC

That's 5 dicks in one male

2017-01-18 19:13:44 UTC

2 in the ass, 2 in the mouth, 1 in the nose

2017-01-18 19:14:02 UTC

Am I forgetting any major holes?

2017-01-18 19:14:06 UTC

The deed is done

2017-01-18 19:14:10 UTC
2017-01-18 19:14:13 UTC

you could also stab him in the gut and put a dick there for good measure

2017-01-18 19:14:23 UTC

I don't think that counts

2017-01-18 19:14:32 UTC

What about the foreskin

2017-01-18 19:14:41 UTC

nope

2017-01-18 19:14:43 UTC

You could make a makeshift pussy out of the foreskin

2017-01-18 19:14:51 UTC

I believe that is called docking

2017-01-18 19:15:10 UTC

why is this a topic

2017-01-18 19:15:14 UTC

like wtf

2017-01-18 19:15:18 UTC

Now docking in station one

2017-01-18 19:15:21 UTC

Prepare for docking

2017-01-18 19:15:25 UTC

:^]

2017-01-18 19:15:41 UTC

Anybody here watch General Sam?

2017-01-18 19:16:01 UTC

The fight for 1 million is real

2017-01-18 19:16:29 UTC

Yes

2017-01-18 19:16:35 UTC

I've been around since 123

2017-01-18 19:16:48 UTC

His dark souls vids are all classics

2017-01-18 19:17:33 UTC

Shekelstein is his newest Skyrim series right?

2017-01-18 19:17:40 UTC

I watched the first 2

2017-01-18 19:17:49 UTC

The only vids of his I didn't care for

2017-01-18 19:18:08 UTC

Because I have seen like 200 videos of him playing Skyrim already

2017-01-18 19:18:52 UTC

Chairdolf sitler was great

2017-01-18 19:19:34 UTC

My favorite thing about him is that you don't have to even like the game he's playing, he himself is genuinely funny and makes all of his content great

2017-01-18 19:20:13 UTC

Everyone server I join has at least one Sam fan

2017-01-18 19:21:12 UTC

His antics with Bryan are always great

2017-01-18 19:21:37 UTC

Well I gtg catch up on his vids

2017-01-18 19:23:32 UTC

Don't kinkshame me

2017-01-18 19:23:36 UTC

She's cute

2017-01-18 19:24:29 UTC

They can't beat the first one

2017-01-18 19:24:57 UTC

What shit?

2017-01-18 19:25:02 UTC

no spoilers plz

2017-01-18 19:25:08 UTC

I wanna play it, eventually

2017-01-18 19:27:56 UTC

Some officials said that MD was just part 1 out of 3

2017-01-18 19:28:32 UTC

Same

2017-01-18 19:30:11 UTC

People don't even mention Deus Ex invisible war lmao

2017-01-18 19:33:49 UTC

🥁

2017-01-18 19:35:16 UTC

Fat forward to 11:00 for some funny shit

2017-01-18 19:38:20 UTC

I'm not even out of bed yet

2017-01-18 19:38:23 UTC

It's fucking freezing

2017-01-18 19:41:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271363400632762369/image.jpg

2017-01-18 19:41:28 UTC

My friends sitting in back of these kids in class

2017-01-18 19:41:31 UTC

And they're unreal

2017-01-18 19:42:21 UTC

I can't feel my fingers

2017-01-18 19:42:27 UTC

They were sitting there arguing about what cheese the moons made out of

2017-01-18 19:42:57 UTC

Obviously

2017-01-18 19:45:29 UTC

I will leave my mark all over this college

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271364461237895168/image.jpg

2017-01-18 19:45:41 UTC

You're a menace to society

2017-01-18 19:46:02 UTC

030

2017-01-18 19:46:18 UTC

uwu

2017-01-18 19:46:33 UTC

What's this?

2017-01-18 19:46:55 UTC

What

2017-01-18 19:47:02 UTC

Getting innovative

2017-01-18 19:47:05 UTC

It's a wink

2017-01-18 19:47:09 UTC

I caught on

2017-01-18 19:47:52 UTC

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐌

2017-01-18 19:48:17 UTC

Small snail going unnatural speed

2017-01-18 19:50:55 UTC

@Null I also have full control over other people's bodies

2017-01-18 19:50:57 UTC

enjoy the flu

2017-01-18 19:57:18 UTC

😐

2017-01-18 19:57:35 UTC

I pleasure myself with your suffering

2017-01-18 20:01:03 UTC

succ

2017-01-18 20:09:26 UTC

Ducc

2017-01-18 20:09:52 UTC

@nrg Where you at ni🅱🅱a

2017-01-18 20:49:13 UTC

dude OwO is not a maymay

2017-01-18 20:49:21 UTC

just put the cool S everywhere instead

2017-01-18 20:49:40 UTC

/ \

2017-01-18 20:49:50 UTC

| | | |

2017-01-18 20:50:15 UTC

\ \ V

2017-01-18 20:50:45 UTC

/\ | |

2017-01-18 20:50:57 UTC

\ __/

2017-01-18 20:52:25 UTC

That is not an S on my phone

2017-01-18 20:52:49 UTC

Woo dates over

2017-01-18 20:52:55 UTC

Just a lunch date

2017-01-18 20:52:57 UTC

it is if you look hard enough

2017-01-18 20:53:01 UTC

Got off easy

2017-01-18 20:53:58 UTC

speaking of dates, you might be interested in what I have written in buzzkill's server

2017-01-18 20:54:07 UTC

it's like homu's #blogposting

2017-01-18 20:54:12 UTC

except different

2017-01-18 20:56:16 UTC

Err

2017-01-18 20:56:23 UTC

Do I want to look?

2017-01-18 20:56:28 UTC

ya it's not cringy

2017-01-18 20:56:36 UTC

it's a silly story

2017-01-18 20:56:59 UTC

comparing it to blogposting was bad in retrospect

2017-01-18 20:57:02 UTC

What's buzzkill server again

2017-01-18 20:57:10 UTC

diamond doges

2017-01-18 20:57:16 UTC

I'm on like over 50

2017-01-18 20:57:22 UTC

Gimi a invite

2017-01-18 20:57:25 UTC

the one with a trump diamond dogs icon

2017-01-18 20:57:44 UTC
2017-01-18 20:59:10 UTC

it's in the general

2017-01-18 21:01:09 UTC

I'll have two number 9's

2017-01-18 21:01:22 UTC

A number 9 large

2017-01-18 21:01:44 UTC

One number 6 with extra dip

2017-01-18 21:01:49 UTC

One number 7

2017-01-18 21:01:56 UTC

Who just joined

2017-01-18 21:01:59 UTC

Two numbers 45

2017-01-18 21:02:03 UTC

One with cheese

2017-01-18 21:02:08 UTC

Gioprim?

2017-01-18 21:02:10 UTC

And a large soda

2017-01-18 21:11:10 UTC

Dude I cannot find this guy who joined

2017-01-18 21:11:18 UTC

Can anyone else see him???

2017-01-18 21:11:33 UTC

I can't even ping him

2017-01-18 21:11:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271386221694025728/Screenshot_20170118-161140.png

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