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2016-09-30 23:05:04 UTC

Sounds gross

2016-09-30 23:05:57 UTC

I was an emergency c-section,my ambilical cord was wrapped around my foot and they thought it was my neck and would kill me if I was delivered

2016-09-30 23:06:14 UTC

Until I was like 9 or 10 my foot was bent

2016-09-30 23:06:50 UTC

Pigeon foot?

2016-09-30 23:07:04 UTC

It bent facing in

2016-09-30 23:07:12 UTC

Twords my other foot

2016-09-30 23:07:23 UTC

I had to train myself to walk with it pointed out

2016-09-30 23:07:44 UTC

When I'm really tired or sore it still points in

2016-09-30 23:07:47 UTC

A lil

2016-09-30 23:07:57 UTC

So you're saying you were a freak of nature? >_<

2016-09-30 23:08:19 UTC

Was the bone bent or broke from the cord?

2016-09-30 23:09:29 UTC

It wasn't broke

2016-09-30 23:09:32 UTC

Lol

2016-09-30 23:09:41 UTC

My foot was just pointed in

2016-09-30 23:09:48 UTC

It's fine now

2016-09-30 23:10:11 UTC

It was almost like a club foot

2016-09-30 23:10:50 UTC

~googles club foot~
~proceeds to quiver~

2016-09-30 23:11:33 UTC

No u haha

2016-09-30 23:11:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231553695601393664/2Q.png

2016-09-30 23:12:05 UTC

Ew

2016-09-30 23:12:17 UTC

Lol

2016-09-30 23:12:21 UTC

Actual boner kill

2016-09-30 23:12:21 UTC

Not as extreme

2016-09-30 23:12:27 UTC

I didn't need surgury

2016-09-30 23:12:28 UTC

This is another reason I don't like kids

2016-09-30 23:12:53 UTC

They creep me out with their increased chance of defects and frailness.

2016-09-30 23:13:01 UTC

I hate kids

2016-09-30 23:13:10 UTC

Hate hate hate kids

2016-09-30 23:13:43 UTC

My friend wants me to move in. He has a kid. >_< Thankfully the kid doesn't live with him.

2016-09-30 23:13:56 UTC

lol

2016-09-30 23:13:59 UTC

Maybe I'm a kid

2016-09-30 23:14:02 UTC

Or you

2016-09-30 23:14:15 UTC

Did I ever tell anyone here that I got circumcised at the age of 12?

2016-09-30 23:14:15 UTC

But the room that I would have is right next to the baby's room. >_<

2016-09-30 23:14:39 UTC

12

2016-09-30 23:14:46 UTC

I have a very prominent circumcision scar

2016-09-30 23:15:25 UTC

OH FUCKING CHRIST! Went back to my browser and it was still on that club foot shit. Nearly jumped.

2016-09-30 23:15:48 UTC

Fuckin kek

2016-09-30 23:16:58 UTC

โค

2016-09-30 23:17:04 UTC

I like their Mario one.

2016-09-30 23:17:34 UTC

Brazzers is garbo

2016-09-30 23:19:37 UTC

ad porn

2016-09-30 23:19:54 UTC

also I have no idea why anyone would pay for porn

2016-09-30 23:20:01 UTC

Same

2016-09-30 23:20:36 UTC

It's not that hard to find their porn for free.

2016-09-30 23:20:51 UTC

Google + the over 20 minutes long filter normally works.

2016-09-30 23:22:04 UTC

I just google searched the images

2016-09-30 23:22:55 UTC

Wait

2016-09-30 23:22:57 UTC

Yuri

2016-09-30 23:22:59 UTC

Why

2016-09-30 23:23:05 UTC

Was your dick

2016-09-30 23:23:07 UTC

Cut

2016-09-30 23:23:09 UTC

At 12

2016-09-30 23:23:12 UTC

Fucking q3

2016-09-30 23:23:14 UTC

12

2016-09-30 23:23:16 UTC

Like

2016-09-30 23:23:20 UTC

Wtf

2016-09-30 23:24:13 UTC

I couldnt pull back the skin at all

2016-09-30 23:24:22 UTC

had trouble peeing and everything

2016-09-30 23:25:33 UTC

No foreskin for you

2016-09-30 23:26:09 UTC

I always felt inferior because I wasn't cut B)

2016-09-30 23:26:20 UTC

Off topic, but does Australia have Popeyes chicken?

2016-09-30 23:26:20 UTC

lol

2016-09-30 23:26:39 UTC

Because if not, then poor Australia. :/

2016-09-30 23:26:42 UTC

Ironically I started to enjoy jackin it after I got cut

2016-09-30 23:27:30 UTC

KFC?

2016-09-30 23:27:35 UTC

Ye

2016-09-30 23:27:51 UTC

Okay, I guess it's not a complete loss.

2016-09-30 23:27:53 UTC

So you had a lot of extra skin?

2016-09-30 23:27:59 UTC

KFC > Popeyes.

2016-09-30 23:28:00 UTC

I'm cut

2016-09-30 23:28:07 UTC

I never had a choice

2016-09-30 23:28:16 UTC

I want my fucking forskin back

2016-09-30 23:28:21 UTC

lol

2016-09-30 23:28:32 UTC

#CutAndProud

2016-09-30 23:28:39 UTC

I dont even use lotion

2016-09-30 23:28:44 UTC

Is there a reverse curcumsision

2016-09-30 23:28:47 UTC

Me eitger

2016-09-30 23:28:49 UTC

#CutLivesMatter

2016-09-30 23:28:51 UTC

Fuck lotion

2016-09-30 23:29:01 UTC

Raw Hand all the way, yo.

2016-09-30 23:29:13 UTC

.kick I am roo. Hello

2016-09-30 23:29:13 UTC

User not found.

2016-09-30 23:29:25 UTC

Ive probably used it as many times as there fingers on my two hands

2016-09-30 23:29:26 UTC

.kick fucking roo

2016-09-30 23:29:27 UTC

User not found.

2016-09-30 23:29:27 UTC

I don't use lotion either

2016-09-30 23:29:31 UTC

Devil loves me.

2016-09-30 23:29:49 UTC

And I love devil

2016-09-30 23:29:55 UTC

I always wondered

2016-09-30 23:30:06 UTC

What having forskin was like jacking off

2016-09-30 23:30:16 UTC

Like

2016-09-30 23:30:23 UTC

If it felt better

2016-09-30 23:30:49 UTC

It feels alright

2016-09-30 23:31:04 UTC

With no foreskin it's like "Covered, not covered, covered, not covered" With foreskin I imagine it'd be "Covered, kinda covered, covered, kinda covered"

2016-09-30 23:31:07 UTC

Mine? No

2016-09-30 23:31:13 UTC

foreskin covers the whole thing

2016-09-30 23:31:29 UTC

Lol

2016-09-30 23:31:30 UTC

lol

2016-09-30 23:31:34 UTC

I do it all the time

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