i'd cut off venoms hands

You're not even gonna mention his onion? Just straight to my hands

I used to not use lube

Now I use my spit

Ew

>lube

pussy

Well, I used to not use

It

Because soap burned

You're not supposed to use soap

I know

It burns to piss for an hour after you use it

I can't believe you even tried

I didnt know at the time

Lol

I jerked off with deoderant once

He's a youngen

...

What is wrong with you people

I think ive told this though

That's just weird

Why

idk

Wow

Would that even cross your mind

I was just finding out my dick existed

^

Lmao

I didnt even know what happened when you beat off for a while

That was back in 7th grade

<@&208443518203461633> When are you gonna have time to 1v1

I can do it rn

Shit

Let me update

I could have done it last night but my ps3's cords were gutted and all over the room

@ya boi hey remember my cousin Josh

Hes here rn

No

so I just kinda ignored you for

the rest of the night

Hmm I wanna jerk it **reaches for deodorant**

The one you wanted to skype sex lol

>Skype sex

lol

@revolver schnozelot is there a story to this

No

I remember vaguely

Stop Venom

pm

You know what happened

Iv heard about this

That wasn't me

Twas me

I need it

No you don't

Sus

yes I do

How can you do this

Why kirk

pls pm

Wat

@revolver schnozelot I'll ban you if you tell him

Wha

I only deleted one

Of your messages

Lol

You mean 3 lol

I had 3 deleted

@ya boi

The update's finished fam

Why the fuck would you use soap as lube? Or even lube at all?

Dry > moist.

<@&208443518203461633>

oh

give me 5 minutes

Fuckin

@Sexy Zombie Roo makes it easier

Also, I haven't been in a psn chat room since like 2012 back with Majid and a Kevin Morchesky guy.

>_< I kinda miss those folk.

6 more days

6 more fuckin days

Nooooo, when you loube, the skin doesn't winkle as much.

6 more mother fuckin days

Til what

70 grand

@Sexy Zombie Roo too bad I guess lol

Elections? That's like 3 days lol

No

I get my money

Finally

70 grand. The fuck you need 70 grand for?!

Inheritance

Ohhhhh!

Sold my parents estate

@ya boi face bet is still on btw

Split between my sister and i

Fuck

I remember us talking about that in one of the servers.

Yup