***yet***

who's going to get bombed

a faggot

brit

hes not gona

I want to fuck Emma Watson in front of her cute little brother. Then I'd fuck him while she pees in his face and calls him a little faggot. And he has to wear his sister's Hogwarts uniform and I'd call him Hermione while I fucked him. So that's not even gay is it.

I'd also like to tie him in a chair and torture his penis for hours while his sister makes out with him. No homo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDJaMRJupE

dude he seems angry i can totaly see him sending bombs

you only know him from stuff i told you

yeah but i was in DM's with him

also that brit has a micro dick

sind?

fucking retards

no guy named on discord jesse the gay serg

.mute @sip 10 dox

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***sip#6717 was muted***

fucking stop with this shit

lo

rip

you too

sin delinquent

sinD

yes

saN

what u want

sanmata

thanks for leaving mid game

we won that game btw

no

My ultimate fantasy is kidnapping a cute boy and locking him up in my basement. I will let him consume nothing but soylent, estrogen, and milk mixed with my semen.

Every day when I catch him about to sleep in bed, I will enter his room, manhandle him into a chair, restrain him, and put him in front of a monitor that is showing terabytes of trap porn and sissy hypno videos.

As the training progresses it will get more advanced, at the end he will also be locked in a chastity cage with vibrators up his ass, taped to his dick, and taped to his nipples.

As he falls more and more for my jewish psyop I will start to leave dildos and other sex toys around his room for him to play with.

Near the end of his training I will remove all the toys from his room and leave makeup, shaving tools, and dresses in his room.

I will deny him any kind of pleasure for a week straight and when he is completely lust filled I will descend into his room with nothing but a mask on.

I thought all brits has micrococks?

My ultimate fantasy is kidnapping a cute boy and locking him up in my basement. I will let him consume nothing but soylent, estrogen, and milk mixed with my semen.

Every day when I catch him about to sleep in bed, I will enter his room, manhandle him into a chair, restrain him, and put him in front of a monitor that is showing terabytes of trap porn and sissy hypno videos.

As the training progresses it will get more advanced, at the end he will also be locked in a chastity cage with vibrators up his ass, taped to his dick, and taped to his nipples.

As he falls more and more for my jewish psyop I will start to leave dildos and other sex toys around his room for him to play with.

Near the end of his training I will remove all the toys from his room and leave makeup, shaving tools, and dresses in his room.

I will deny him any kind of pleasure for a week straight and when he is completely lust filled I will descend into his room with nothing but a mask on.

I thought all brits has micrococks?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little gordon meme up and press enter. Or maybe you don't even fill in the chat. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you just post the photo. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" gordon roast isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Discord posting about gordon. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic gordon circlejirk NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "GORDON DUMB LMAO I BIG BOY SMART BRAIN!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Did you actually write this?

no

i wish i was that autistic

Who was the autist

If you think that's epic, you'll love this even more. I lost both legs and had my penis damaged to the point that I can't have an erection in a car accident when I was 17, so I've never had sex and never will. I have to dildo my ass to milk my prostate just to get relief. LT was amazing last year as it was constantly being updated with new, exciting content. It really made my "sex life" enjoyable for the first time in my life. Now it's gone, so I'm back to half-assing it to porn I'm not really interested in, while forcing myself to pretend that I'm actually into it enough to finish. Takes fucking hours upon hours. With LT it used to take 45 minutes, tops. I know this post sounds like ultimate trolling, but its true. Yes, I've tried suicide.

some guy on reddit

dub neg browses reddit for copypastas

i usually collect them from imageboards or from here

but ok

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed.

@smirnoff u want my collection

no thanks

OK guys, I'm finally leaving. The reason for my departure could be any of the following, and I am not going to say which it is: The server is inactive, the server is redundant (does the same thing as another server), I personally don't feel close to most or all of the users within it, I have the server muted due to various reasons, or I just don't generall like it.

However, I'm not outcasting any / all of the users. Anyone who wants to is free to send me a friend request, and clutter my PMs instead of my server list.

I do not mean to offend anyone with this, and I hope you all can have a nice day. Do not reinvite me to this server in the near future or I will block you.

solid year of scooping up pasta

>guroshit
Is that your response? Really? All the effort I put into my guro posts, and you respond with that ‘witty’ retort of yours? The passions and experiences of my life have been poured into ensuring my guro posts were a masterpiece. You’re merely a peasant that can’t even begin to understand how my guro posts were utter perfection. I bet you couldn’t even replicate even an iota of how great my guro posts were. I laugh at the thought of how bewildered and overheated your brain must be for attempting to even begin to refute my guro posts. Even if you went to Harvard and earned a Master’s in the study of guro, you would still lament your inability to learn the prophetic undertones of my guro posts. But you know what? I pity you, since it is a tragedy you couldn’t appreciate my guro posts. The experience could have changed you… made you a better man. Instead, you will remain the hollow shell of a man who could have received salvation. The anguish of you not being able to truly appreciate my guro posts will haunt you to your grave.

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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@Kraviz sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt.

i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings.

i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

what is this english class

copypasta class

Imagine having a sexual attraction to children. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful little girl away from her camping group. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin child. You push the girl down. She'll scream but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor to tire her up and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the girl's genitals before the fucking. You shakily walk over to the girl, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your cock and balls feel violated. You have just fucked a boy. Over the weeks that follow, your dick refuses to get hard until. Your balls twist, one starts going numb and dies from embarrassment, destroying the other in the process. You fall fatally ill. You lay on your deathbed, waiting for the angle of darkness to come.

@Double Negative
you can't debate me, I scored a high 166 (+5/-5) IQ points on my first phase test when I was 6 years old and 189 (+5/-5) when I was 10. Right now I sit somewhere between 317.90 - 330 IQ. My intellect and pure wisdom are so immense I no longer have the need for my genitalia or reproduction. When I use my brain at maximum capacity (something I try not to do because people around my die), microwaves can be detected emitting from my brain. My elementary school teacher recommended I drop the K-12 system and go straight to Harvard. When there I simply wrote a 25k work dissertation in under 4 days and got my PhD right away.

@Kraviz saved

i doxed him on 4chan

that faggot

made a dick thread

on /b/

with his dick and his face

dude

i hope you are jokin

nope

sad

lol wtf

.mute @sip 60 dox

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***sip#6717 was muted***

fucking retard

<:laff:387622602111320065>

who did he dox

some random who isnt even on here

thread isn't even worth it

lmao

who care

i care

and he finds it halirious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDexnVOBsbo
>likes ultima
>likes mother
dam trey has 10/10 taste in vidya

what's earthbound like? i tried out mother 3 but hated the combat system

How far did you get

I dunno, I haven't played it tbh

I don't play many JRPG's

Earthbound is only fun from the point where you have party members

I play for a few hours and get tired of them and never finish them

@Alibaba just after the forest fire

right before hinata dies

i already know how the plot goes because of a lets play i watched a decade ago

So you only had Lucas and flint?

yeah

Or just lucas

just flint

Oh yeah

It gets better once you have a party

idk, think i ruined it for myself by watching that LP

no mystery to uncover

Everything in mother before you have a party is just a hard grind