what is this english class

copypasta class

Imagine having a sexual attraction to children. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful little girl away from her camping group. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin child. You push the girl down. She'll scream but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor to tire her up and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the girl's genitals before the fucking. You shakily walk over to the girl, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your cock and balls feel violated. You have just fucked a boy. Over the weeks that follow, your dick refuses to get hard until. Your balls twist, one starts going numb and dies from embarrassment, destroying the other in the process. You fall fatally ill. You lay on your deathbed, waiting for the angle of darkness to come.

@Double Negative
you can't debate me, I scored a high 166 (+5/-5) IQ points on my first phase test when I was 6 years old and 189 (+5/-5) when I was 10. Right now I sit somewhere between 317.90 - 330 IQ. My intellect and pure wisdom are so immense I no longer have the need for my genitalia or reproduction. When I use my brain at maximum capacity (something I try not to do because people around my die), microwaves can be detected emitting from my brain. My elementary school teacher recommended I drop the K-12 system and go straight to Harvard. When there I simply wrote a 25k work dissertation in under 4 days and got my PhD right away.

@Kraviz saved

i doxed him on 4chan

that faggot

made a dick thread

on /b/

with his dick and his face

dude

i hope you are jokin

nope

sad

lol wtf

.mute @sip 60 dox

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***sip#6717 was muted***

fucking retard

<:laff:387622602111320065>

who did he dox

some random who isnt even on here

thread isn't even worth it

lmao

who care

i care

and he finds it halirious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDexnVOBsbo
>likes ultima
>likes mother
dam trey has 10/10 taste in vidya

what's earthbound like? i tried out mother 3 but hated the combat system

How far did you get

I dunno, I haven't played it tbh

I don't play many JRPG's

Earthbound is only fun from the point where you have party members

I play for a few hours and get tired of them and never finish them

@Alibaba just after the forest fire

right before hinata dies

i already know how the plot goes because of a lets play i watched a decade ago

So you only had Lucas and flint?

yeah

Or just lucas

just flint