also that brit has a micro dick

sind?

fucking retards

no guy named on discord jesse the gay serg

.mute @sip 10 dox

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***sip#6717 was muted***

fucking stop with this shit

lo

rip

you too

sin delinquent

sinD

yes

saN

what u want

sanmata

thanks for leaving mid game

we won that game btw

no

My ultimate fantasy is kidnapping a cute boy and locking him up in my basement. I will let him consume nothing but soylent, estrogen, and milk mixed with my semen.

Every day when I catch him about to sleep in bed, I will enter his room, manhandle him into a chair, restrain him, and put him in front of a monitor that is showing terabytes of trap porn and sissy hypno videos.

As the training progresses it will get more advanced, at the end he will also be locked in a chastity cage with vibrators up his ass, taped to his dick, and taped to his nipples.

As he falls more and more for my jewish psyop I will start to leave dildos and other sex toys around his room for him to play with.

Near the end of his training I will remove all the toys from his room and leave makeup, shaving tools, and dresses in his room.

I will deny him any kind of pleasure for a week straight and when he is completely lust filled I will descend into his room with nothing but a mask on.

I thought all brits has micrococks?

My ultimate fantasy is kidnapping a cute boy and locking him up in my basement. I will let him consume nothing but soylent, estrogen, and milk mixed with my semen.

Every day when I catch him about to sleep in bed, I will enter his room, manhandle him into a chair, restrain him, and put him in front of a monitor that is showing terabytes of trap porn and sissy hypno videos.

As the training progresses it will get more advanced, at the end he will also be locked in a chastity cage with vibrators up his ass, taped to his dick, and taped to his nipples.

As he falls more and more for my jewish psyop I will start to leave dildos and other sex toys around his room for him to play with.

Near the end of his training I will remove all the toys from his room and leave makeup, shaving tools, and dresses in his room.

I will deny him any kind of pleasure for a week straight and when he is completely lust filled I will descend into his room with nothing but a mask on.

I thought all brits has micrococks?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little gordon meme up and press enter. Or maybe you don't even fill in the chat. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you just post the photo. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" gordon roast isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Discord posting about gordon. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic gordon circlejirk NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "GORDON DUMB LMAO I BIG BOY SMART BRAIN!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Did you actually write this?

no

i wish i was that autistic

Who was the autist

If you think that's epic, you'll love this even more. I lost both legs and had my penis damaged to the point that I can't have an erection in a car accident when I was 17, so I've never had sex and never will. I have to dildo my ass to milk my prostate just to get relief. LT was amazing last year as it was constantly being updated with new, exciting content. It really made my "sex life" enjoyable for the first time in my life. Now it's gone, so I'm back to half-assing it to porn I'm not really interested in, while forcing myself to pretend that I'm actually into it enough to finish. Takes fucking hours upon hours. With LT it used to take 45 minutes, tops. I know this post sounds like ultimate trolling, but its true. Yes, I've tried suicide.

some guy on reddit

dub neg browses reddit for copypastas

i usually collect them from imageboards or from here

but ok

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed.

@smirnoff u want my collection

no thanks

OK guys, I'm finally leaving. The reason for my departure could be any of the following, and I am not going to say which it is: The server is inactive, the server is redundant (does the same thing as another server), I personally don't feel close to most or all of the users within it, I have the server muted due to various reasons, or I just don't generall like it.

However, I'm not outcasting any / all of the users. Anyone who wants to is free to send me a friend request, and clutter my PMs instead of my server list.

I do not mean to offend anyone with this, and I hope you all can have a nice day. Do not reinvite me to this server in the near future or I will block you.

solid year of scooping up pasta

>guroshit
Is that your response? Really? All the effort I put into my guro posts, and you respond with that ‘witty’ retort of yours? The passions and experiences of my life have been poured into ensuring my guro posts were a masterpiece. You’re merely a peasant that can’t even begin to understand how my guro posts were utter perfection. I bet you couldn’t even replicate even an iota of how great my guro posts were. I laugh at the thought of how bewildered and overheated your brain must be for attempting to even begin to refute my guro posts. Even if you went to Harvard and earned a Master’s in the study of guro, you would still lament your inability to learn the prophetic undertones of my guro posts. But you know what? I pity you, since it is a tragedy you couldn’t appreciate my guro posts. The experience could have changed you… made you a better man. Instead, you will remain the hollow shell of a man who could have received salvation. The anguish of you not being able to truly appreciate my guro posts will haunt you to your grave.