Lol

he got kicked for a DUI

but he was a huge piece of shit and even BC ripped on him

Officer life sounds too much like being in a sorority, I'm glad I didnt go to OCS

no this dude was a huge shit bag

officer life is if you an incompitent fuck up you will get pissed on by peers

Night all, got a 4 mile eval in 5hrs and i need my beauty sleep

I'm bantzing you nigga

he joined in height of war and had 2 DUIs

got his 3rd and I think did legit jail for it

4 mile shiettt

Cardio a shit

that not even RTB standard

pog ass mu fucka

18th Corps standard

cardio is gay

Take it up with those fags

lolz

lolz

cardio is homo

lolz

I drive around these days

AC and SHIETT

oh and YETI coolers have NSNs now

ask your supply to order you some

Oh shit, hells yeah

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

National Guard. Flange painted Yetis stapped ontop the ICV

what

lol

YETIs

yeah dude

we got yetis

goddamn

unfortunately, if I sent a pic of any of the females in my unit's FSC sitting on a Yeti to Old Row I'm pretty sure I would get blocked and disavowed

Tfw supply doesn't even order us paper towels lost alone yetis

goddamn it

bruh my supply sgt is tabbed and 82nd

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING POG LIFE

my supply sergeant is...justcallem.wav

lol

Maybe I can have the female cook yeti butt

/get relieved

You wont post pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Noballs

MFW

Lmao

I would get disavowed by Old Row -AND- get an article 15, there really isnt much incentive

I will take the M9 and go to my office and atone my honor M'lord

>not using your 1k year old katana

>white

>not using a 1911

^

god I hate the M9

>not using a Luger

^

im sure half our sniper section in country will have throw away glocks tbh

The Luger really isn't that good of a pistol, tbh fam

its aesthetic

Ok

C96 mauser

I give 0.0 fucks about aesthetics

lololol drive by leaning out of a VC hatch C96 on full auto

With your PC on sideways

>>implying I wear PCs

my hair is too good for that

lol

Ah fugg

My dad called a p38 a luger last week

I seriously dont wear one unless around BN

My unit's headgear is a wave cap

worst thing about spending time in TRADOC, I had to find my goddamn PC

there was some photo on a story board to 1st army

You go DS?

Nah

with me with a super undercut, peltors on, oakleys pulling security with an M4 for one of my mortars

I am sure some Colonel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED over it

Instructor, that's all I'll say in text

Tracking

Spray painted ACH aesthetic or GTFO

Aesthetic paint job

I got a painted ACH with rails and velcro on it

thats IF I wear any head pro

>this guy is so high speed he doesn't need a hemet

my hair doe

we have a hair pecking order in my unit

Iktf

but JRTC had to wear the bitch 24/7

still had the absurdly nice undercut and side part

I only want my helmets painted with postmodern cubism

I got away with a p fash cut for awhile totally out of regs

But I had to trim it recently for AA

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nigger, you dont carry a comb and a mirror in your cargo pocket organizer? What kind of rookie fuck party are you running

lol my hair is always out of regs haha it was SUPER out of regs on drill, found out I was being promoted and commander was like yeah go get a trim fast, former BC is coming to pin you

https://www.facebook.com/pg/Bay-Area-Alt-Right-451380908527517/photos/?tab=album&album_id=468367356828872

Comb is in right sleeve pocket as inspectible item

victory lap pics

company SOP

>inspectable comb