I fucking HATE IT

@Koba
>eating bananas

Yeah, you're gonna die

Hahahaha

A half mile

Hahaha hahaha Holy shit convo

Hahahahahahaahah a half a fucking mile

LOL

LOLOLOL

?

only a half a mile?

Dude if you can't SPRINT a half a mile with 60lbs of shit on yoru back you're of no use.

Dude I can do 110lb weighted pullups for reps

I have a bike

I dunno

useless

I don't really worry about needing to run long distances

cardio is important my dude

fuck, man

my knees

I like my knees

Ever wonder why the SEALs don't dead lift 200lbs?

it's not like I physically can't run a mile

I just dont

I know I can

@James Egoist yes they do

because deadlifting 200lbs isn't important

yes it is

"Hold on my nigga I need to get on my bike before you try to kill me"

@Koba I can get on my bike fast

and I could carry you and two of your mates if you got shot

because I can deadlift

itt: small guys trying to large-guilt me

I've seen through your tricks

Nah, I'm just gonna be sad when you're gassed in 45 minutes and we have to leave you behind.

@James Egoist alright fine so what should I do

what kind of training should i take

you condescending twat

You need to be able to jog 5 miles and not throw up.

@Convo ur routing is shit m8

>not running 247

Ur gonna die

@Convo ur routing is shit m8

fam

https://twitter.com/i/moments/851258745396936705

I could outrun a train being,propelled by an atomic engine

TO WYATT

@James Egoist I can jog five miles

@wyatt

?

Ok then you're not so swole you can't move

@wyatt read the link

https://twitter.com/i/moments/851258745396936705

TO WYATT

lol

i dont get it

getting dumped via spotify

wat is joke

@wyatt it's okay go back to your anime

read it

i'm sorry i woke you up

SO many dudes can dead lift 500lbs but they pass out walking from the gym to their car.

@Convo 5 miles is nothing

I graduated top of my delta class and can jog 50 miles at 30mph easy

the only breakup song that matters is......................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64

I have over 10,000 confirmed kills

The military puts cardio before strength.

That's how I feel about Trump right now @wyatt

for a reason

And over 50,000 confirmed sniper kills from more than a mile away

dude

its not even funny earl

I can bench press 1000 pounds

i was listening to this shit on thursday

and i found out eli was too

And squat the weight of 20,americans

Aryan Goddess writes the best breakup songs.

the entire fucking alt right was listening to this song independently

synchronicity

I don't even need to use the jack when I change my tires I,just deadlift my car

@James Egoist holy shit faggot I'm not in the military
I want to be strong so I can attract a top tier woman
and I also want to violently cave in faggot orbital bones with every punch

W E A K

>he can't do 10,000 muscle ups

@Convo low t

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'M GETTING TRIGGERED

Kekek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>ur calves are 50 inches around with bulging veins

Ur a fag prob

lol dude that shits useless in SHTF.

And anyone with a little personality and backbone can attract women

/fit/ is a board full of /r9k/ faggots who got autistic about lifting and they still can't even fucking talk to a chick.

nah tbh, if you don't look like The Golden One women aren't gonna fuck you tbh fam

lol my doctor would beg to differ.

I mean

I've never had VD I'm kidding