fam

hmmm my being nice to girls approach hasn't worked, maybe I should start chokeslamming as an initial screen

kek

if she thinks the world isnt flat, she aint worth my time thats all im sayin

Pros: can cook, has a strong neck
Cons: after being chokeslammed, she asked for it to be rougher

@badtanman if she isn't as flat as the world is, she's not worth my time

FLAT CHEST: CLOSER TO THE HEART

true

If she has thought about whether or not the Earth is flat. I disavow

wrong @Convo

>CLOSER TO THE HEART
kek, he has a heart

And if I just haven't found the right girl then it's probably not going to happen.

if I told you guys the things that I would do to Yolandi's Punani, Doctor Mayhem would start to cry and Sacco would do the pose from the movie Platoon

My sample size of various kinds of interactions is such that I must assume the trend in my data is the trend in reality.

BEGOME ORDODOGGS XDDDDD

That chick isn't attractive.

@Convo are head pats and hand holds off the table for her?

@YUGE yolandi?

yes yolandi

definitely

when she sees my donger

her hands are for other things

what is it about her? the hair?

who is this semen demon

egh

7/10 not my type

bulbous nose

somenoe with a big nose @badtanman

WHO HERE /growingoutabeard/ ????

>thirstposting
You know, there are single white women out there without white babies in their wombs

not for long

🍆 🇵🇱

@Convo friendship over

how could you

go walk off the flat earth

implying i could make it to the edge without running out of breath

ARYAN BEARD MASTER RACE

just cover yourself in lettuce and let the turtle the earth is sitting on eat you

@Convo for like 7 years now

is that real

is there really a turtle

not shoppe

d

hubble telescope image

mfw

The earth being flat is babby's first redpill

i have a question tho.

how do turtle wings work in space if there isn't even air, niga?

what are you talking about

what happens if i go to edge tho

there's no such thing as space

it's just a bunch of air

tbh i kinda wish we were living on a turtle

thatd be neat

How is the turtle bigger than elephant¿

what stop me from falling off edge

what if one of thos elephants gets sick @Convo ?

@YUGE we have an earthquake

@BanePupper redheads

kill the elephant for tusk

they stop you

wake up sheeple

What happen if turtle fall asleep at wheel

I'd allow myself to be saved from a flat earth inicident by a redhead

we crash?

Who know

Alright guys

I think you're ready

for the FINAL redpill

Turtl no sleep

prepare yourselves

i hope you're sitting down

alright

here we go

Is that snek

it's actually all on a SNAKE

DELET THIS

no step on snek!

Watch out for danger noodle

omfg

oh shit I hear the FBI at my door

snek

does snek nip?

remember me

why is the snek in the turtle's butt?