dude eli

i hope you get gud stuff

Guys

Shit just got real

hows that

There's a Kosher elevator button here

wtf

lol where are you?

is that in Germany??

lol shabat control

No, business trip

@Farseer confirmed for being jewis

h

I may or may not be representing a company at three investor conferences in Israel, Croatia, and Italy this month

weew

full month

For maritime trade stuff

nice

Yeah, my company wanted an autistic sperg whose awkwardly social and able to ramble about shit to strangers who may not be interested

For hours on end

Honestly sucks though

just ask people questions about things they like

and keep quite

if you can get them to ramble on about themselves theyll like you and you wont have to do much work

autism.wmv

lol

I got here yesterday and today is shabot, I'm here for two days then I leave and start up again

Nah, I'm trying to talk to investors

oh so youre actually there on like business business

not just to show up and take notes

I just don't want to give out more details

what color yarmulke are you wearing

Nah, I'm representing the company to investors

None

send us a pic so we can see that you're not

I'm not in Jerusalem

its gold coated @northern_confederate

mine too

not trolling is there a yarmulke requirement in jerusalem or something

yes?

how could a goy be so arrogant as to even ask that

I don't know

its rightful jewish land

Tfw fist full of sheckles

These sheckles are Jewish as fuck

lmao

>posting on a hate forum while literally in israel

brave man

I'm here for two days

Then I go to Croatia

try not to get shot by IDF

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/37a7a99230d70d8bd22418e56b6187c36c635091e89bbc2179bdc863a994d04b.mp4

we only have to deal with JIDF but you're actually there

Shhhhh

whoa guys

I just heard a crashing noise

OH MY GOD MOSSAD HAS BROKEN INTO MY HOU--

NOOOO

KOBA

f

not jewish

F

press f to be jewish

got 'em

But yeah, Israel is weird

fug i didn't cap nanners before she edited

lolol

:3

The food doesn't sit well with me

well yeah that's the food they serve the goyim

Nah, the hotel I'm staying at has a Kosher restaurant

lol in their eyes you're like one step above an indonesian slave laborer

There's goy blood in the Matzah sauce

Eww

Glad I'm here for just two days, lol

What's the demographics like? Is it all Ashkenazi or what?

I'll try to take pics

Honestly a lot of non whites

👍

Really surprised me

god damn 2B from Automata has such a nice ass

I want to die

why are videogames so much better than real life

I wanna diiieeee

+1

I've heard that Israel does have plenty of non-whites and that it being like a Khazars utopia isn't right.

I want IQ as my waifu

From Rainbow Six, Ash is a qt too

Israel is kinda weird too

Their news are really critical about bibby

It's surreal seeing them kevetching about him

@Farseer what I ahve slowly been realizing is that jews aren't retards

they actually are generally very reasonable people

but they fucking hate goyim

and want them oppressed and wiped out

so if you look at their local politics

they're pretty okay people

but if you look at their politics in America

they're maniacs

Nah, it's like cat ladies here are bitching about bibby as if his Trump