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2017-03-21 21:01:15 UTC

@queenarchitect wow white knightess

2017-03-21 21:01:19 UTC

you'll never get his portuguese dick

2017-03-21 21:01:25 UTC

stop being so thirsty

2017-03-21 21:01:35 UTC

i'm slightly portuguese you dip

2017-03-21 21:01:52 UTC

And to think I wasted my time imagining you naked

2017-03-21 21:01:56 UTC

never speak to me again

2017-03-21 21:01:57 UTC

wew

2017-03-21 21:02:14 UTC

he's right you know

2017-03-21 21:02:16 UTC

never

2017-03-21 21:02:18 UTC

L E W D

2017-03-21 21:02:20 UTC

lol i'm white and you know it

2017-03-21 21:02:23 UTC

not after what confed told me you did

2017-03-21 21:02:34 UTC

what did he say i did

2017-03-21 21:02:45 UTC

that would breach our privacy

2017-03-21 21:02:48 UTC

cant tell you

2017-03-21 21:02:58 UTC

@northern_confederate explain yourself

2017-03-21 21:03:34 UTC

>be me
>be taking 2.5 hour midterm on subatomic kinetics
>can't stop hearing shitty country music
>1 hour in and i force myself to think about something else
>accidentally think about boobs
>think about boobs for an hour and a half while doing page long calculations

2017-03-21 21:03:41 UTC

:asperger:

2017-03-21 21:03:59 UTC

i'm proud of you?

2017-03-21 21:04:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/293852295991394324/assburger.jpg

2017-03-21 21:04:19 UTC

that pic triggers me

2017-03-21 21:04:43 UTC

always reminds me of grill who drew that for me

2017-03-21 21:05:21 UTC

>tfw even virgins arent pure

2017-03-21 21:05:34 UTC

redpill me

2017-03-21 21:05:41 UTC

life isnt worth living

2017-03-21 21:05:44 UTC

ultimate redpill

2017-03-21 21:05:46 UTC

this was the girl who asked me if i knew about vore

2017-03-21 21:05:47 UTC

actually it is you retard

2017-03-21 21:05:48 UTC

🔫

2017-03-21 21:05:50 UTC

mmm

2017-03-21 21:05:51 UTC

kek

2017-03-21 21:05:58 UTC

vore is highly principled
no insertion

2017-03-21 21:06:07 UTC

ive made a huge mistake

2017-03-21 21:06:13 UTC

who

2017-03-21 21:06:21 UTC

what

2017-03-21 21:06:26 UTC

when

2017-03-21 21:06:26 UTC

i didnt know it was principled

2017-03-21 21:06:28 UTC

where

2017-03-21 21:06:31 UTC

why

2017-03-21 21:07:22 UTC

@badtanman i am afraid to speak to alberto barbarosa

2017-03-21 21:07:26 UTC

he may physically attack me

2017-03-21 21:07:36 UTC

his gibsmedat express has derailed

2017-03-21 21:08:14 UTC

🤐

2017-03-21 21:08:30 UTC

i would go to jail if I defended myself

2017-03-21 21:08:32 UTC

feels bad, man

2017-03-21 21:09:00 UTC

in the professor's email he explained this was the first time in 12 years he's had to do this

2017-03-21 21:09:03 UTC

is he actually portuguese

2017-03-21 21:09:08 UTC

🇵🇱

2017-03-21 21:09:10 UTC

no

2017-03-21 21:09:20 UTC

he's full 100% black with the massive wide nose and conical skull

2017-03-21 21:09:25 UTC

other than do nothing is there a reason why he got removed?

2017-03-21 21:09:32 UTC

uh

2017-03-21 21:09:43 UTC

well he told me I had white privilege and therefore I couldn't complain about him not working

2017-03-21 21:09:47 UTC

that probably had something to do with it

2017-03-21 21:09:53 UTC

oh its that nig

2017-03-21 21:09:54 UTC

also I am very good at making arguments

2017-03-21 21:10:09 UTC

I told the professor if this class ate more of my time, I wouldnt be able to study sufficiently to pass other classes

2017-03-21 21:10:21 UTC

and therefore my phd would be taken from me

2017-03-21 21:10:49 UTC

I threw in some emotional arguments too

2017-03-21 21:10:57 UTC

"oy I am losing my appetite, oy gevalt"

2017-03-21 21:11:04 UTC

"my rabbi will hardly look at me anymore"

2017-03-21 21:11:13 UTC

my ass neck oy vey

2017-03-21 21:11:33 UTC

well

2017-03-21 21:11:36 UTC

at least I'm free ish

2017-03-21 21:11:43 UTC

got my big finals in two days though

2017-03-21 21:12:06 UTC

one on ((((engineering applicable laws)))) aka "how not to get sued"

2017-03-21 21:13:29 UTC

good luck convo

2017-03-21 21:13:41 UTC

I have MOTHER EVROPA watching over me

2017-03-21 21:13:44 UTC

I do not need luck

2017-03-21 21:13:56 UTC

well fine

2017-03-21 21:14:02 UTC

all I need to do is watch a couple hours of Pagan ASMR and I'll be set

2017-03-21 21:14:22 UTC

@badtanman did you see that btw

2017-03-21 21:14:22 UTC

i retract my well wishes

2017-03-21 21:14:25 UTC

pagan asmr by varg

2017-03-21 21:14:30 UTC

I̟̖ͨ̃̇ͫ ̱̰̮̪̌̃̀ͩͮ̊̕͜h̍̅̽͆́҉̢͔͍̮̪ạ̢̲̣̞͈ͫ̄̂t̵̶̳͇͖̤̼̬͇̝̗͑ͨ̚ȩ͍̘̖̥͇̯ͫͯ̐̆͊̋̉ͫ͌͟ ͓̘̯ͥ͂ͬ͌͋̐͊ͅf̺͎̥̱̗͓̌ͫ̓̍̍̽̽̃͘͜ͅu̔̽̓ͥ̓͐ͪ̿͒͏̱̩͉̖ͅc̡̖͉̼̩̄ͩͦͤ͞ḵ̻͑̑̉̒̒̋̓̉ḭ̷̹̓͝n̴͓̪̰͔͎̗͆ͩͭ͜ͅg̺̥̠̮͔̙ͨͤ̀́̍͝͝ͅ ̶̝̲ͥ͒ͬ̌ͬ̓ͮ̏̽n̸̵͖̳̒͆î̵̢͙̍ͭ͝ḡ̖̙ͮͫ͟g̸̵̘̟̞̗̗̥̯͂͌̿̕ḙ̸͖̩ͩͤ̋r̨̗̝̊́̀s̨̛̼̠͇̙̪͂̅ͯ̾̆͜
I̟̖ͨ̃̇ͫ ̱̰̮̪̌̃̀ͩͮ̊̕͜h̍̅̽͆́҉̢͔͍̮̪ạ̢̲̣̞͈ͫ̄̂t̵̶̳͇͖̤̼̬͇̝̗͑ͨ̚ȩ͍̘̖̥͇̯ͫͯ̐̆͊̋̉ͫ͌͟ ͓̘̯ͥ͂ͬ͌͋̐͊ͅf̺͎̥̱̗͓̌ͫ̓̍̍̽̽̃͘͜ͅu̔̽̓ͥ̓͐ͪ̿͒͏̱̩͉̖ͅc̡̖͉̼̩̄ͩͦͤ͞ḵ̻͑̑̉̒̒̋̓̉ḭ̷̹̓͝n̴͓̪̰͔͎̗͆ͩͭ͜ͅg̺̥̠̮͔̙ͨͤ̀́̍͝͝ͅ ̶̝̲ͥ͒ͬ̌ͬ̓ͮ̏̽n̸̵͖̳̒͆î̵̢͙̍ͭ͝ḡͮͫ

2017-03-21 21:14:37 UTC

he recorded himself saying viking proverbs by candlelight

2017-03-21 21:14:50 UTC

i didnt listen to it but i saw the link lol

2017-03-21 21:14:57 UTC

I laughed so fucking hard

2017-03-21 21:19:35 UTC

When I saw that I asked myself a question that I've asked over a thousand times:
"Why am I subscribed to him?"

2017-03-21 21:24:09 UTC

@Bero I was distracted by memories of you being a silly dumbo during my exam

2017-03-21 21:24:13 UTC

i hope you're happy

2017-03-21 21:26:08 UTC
2017-03-21 21:26:28 UTC

oh there you are

2017-03-21 21:28:04 UTC
2017-03-21 21:28:09 UTC

that is the work of poles

2017-03-21 21:28:17 UTC

the eternal pole is responsible for the downfall of europe

2017-03-21 21:28:22 UTC

the polish people of the world must be exterminated

2017-03-21 21:28:32 UTC

.when I was a ponyfag I followed a facebook page called Spitfire and the admin was a cool and cute girl
>we were okay friends
>one time she asked her ~5000 fans to give her money because she wanted her boyfriend to move in with her
>she got a couple thousand dollars somehow
>leave ponyfagdom
>come back two years later
>page is still running
>girl is now with another guy who's a nog
>she is now maybe 100lb heavier

Never, ever, ever look down

2017-03-21 21:28:56 UTC

🐴

2017-03-21 21:29:29 UTC

>for some reason being a ponyfag doesn't get you expelled from TRS
>but being gay does

our priorities are whack tbh

2017-03-21 21:29:53 UTC

my sins are far greater than those of even the legendary schlomo herschel lieberman bergblattsteinowitz

2017-03-21 21:36:55 UTC

When you were a pony fag did you actually hook up with people wearing fur suits

2017-03-21 21:37:10 UTC

no just watched the show with friends

2017-03-21 21:37:15 UTC

I drew a picture of of a pony once though

2017-03-21 21:37:24 UTC

on the day of the oven I will gladly be broiled first

2017-03-21 21:37:38 UTC

No, you can redeem yourself by 14/88ing and shit

2017-03-21 21:37:51 UTC

@Accipiter found the JIDF shill boys

2017-03-21 21:37:55 UTC

oy vey

2017-03-21 21:37:58 UTC

I've known people who've done worse than watch MLP and managed to fix their shit

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